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PoundGarden
06/08/21 8:47:51 PM
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Worst Spidey





What the actual fuck is this? Spider-Man doesn't fully know what Sandman can do at this point, so he just punches him with all his strength and puts a hole in is abdomen. And is genuinely shocked that his insides were full of sand, instead of just painting the wall behind him with viscera and bits of spine. And look at the force he hit him with: sand is heavy and hurts to hit, and with the explosion coming out his back that is obviously in Peter's mind a killing blow.

Bad form, Peter.

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Guide
06/08/21 8:48:48 PM
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Everything outside of the opening origin story was shit.

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JoelMiller95
06/08/21 8:48:52 PM
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I hope this is not a serious topic.
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PatrickMahomes
06/08/21 8:49:11 PM
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tf does that have to do with tobey

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Darmik
06/08/21 8:50:18 PM
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You want forgiveness? Get religion.

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BilalPowell
06/08/21 8:52:15 PM
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Isn't this the first time they meet though?

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PoundGarden
06/08/21 8:53:57 PM
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JoelMiller95 posted...
I hope this is not a serious topic.

Absolutely. Peter legitimately tried to kill a dude. Not knocking his method, just saying.

PatrickMahomes posted...
tf does that have to do with tobey



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MICHALECOLE
06/08/21 8:55:18 PM
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Spider-Man has thrown so many sewer lids at criminals straight to their dome. Literally every one of those people died.
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SwayM
06/08/21 8:55:45 PM
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Tobey is unquestionably the worst Spider-Man and Peter Parker in every conceivable way.

Tell me one good thing about him and Ill show you a person with awful taste.

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PoundGarden
06/08/21 8:56:43 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Isn't this the first time they meet though?

That's my whole point. As far as Peter, a man of science, knows people aren't full of sand. And yet he just hits this dude with all his strength and drives his fist right through the guys solar plexus.

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Scotty_Rogers
06/08/21 8:56:43 PM
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Why was a grown man in his 30s playing a high schooler lol

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MICHALECOLE
06/08/21 8:59:09 PM
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SwayM posted...
Tobey is unquestionably the worst Spider-Man and Peter Parker in every conceivable way.

Tell me one good thing about him and Ill show you a person with awful taste.
So you, honestly and truly, are going to try and say the amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2 are better than Spider-Man 1 & 2

and youre going to have the audacity to try and tell other people they have awful taste? The arrogance and impudence that come along with that statement is abhorrent.
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PoundGarden
06/08/21 8:59:47 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Spider-Man has thrown so many sewer lids at criminals straight to their dome. Literally every one of those people died.

LMAO true

And the pic gets funnier the more I look at it. Even Sandman has a "JESUS DUDE, I'm just a thief!" look of utter disbelief on his face

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pauIie
06/08/21 8:59:56 PM
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tobey is the worst. this would be raimi's fault, though.

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DespondentDeity
06/08/21 9:01:52 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
and youre going to have the audacity to try and tell other people they have awful taste? The arrogance and impudence that come along with that statement is abhorrent.

yo yall are both posting in a fuckin Spider-Man topic lmao

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BilalPowell
06/08/21 9:02:14 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
That's my whole point. As far as Peter, a man of science, knows people aren't full of sand. And yet he just hits this dude with all his strength and drives his fist right through the guys solar plexus.
He's a violent criminal he deserves to die. Spiderman doesn't have the Batman rules. He got Green Goblin, Doc Oc and Venom to kill themselves.

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MICHALECOLE
06/08/21 9:02:38 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
yo yall are both posting in a fuckin Spider-Man topic lmao
you posted in it too so now youre a hypocrite which makes you worse
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SwayM
06/08/21 9:03:32 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
So you, honestly and truly, are going to try and say the amazing Spider-Man 1 & 2 are better than Spider-Man 1 & 2

and youre going to have the audacity to try and tell other people they have awful taste? The arrogance and impudence that come along with that statement is abhorrent.

youre comparing dog shit to cat piss to me.

I dont care about any of these movies enough to want to claim what the better movie is. But Ill tell you right now Andrew is a better Spidey than Tobey.

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06/08/21 9:03:53 PM
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SwayM posted...
Tobey is unquestionably the worst Spider-Man and Peter Parker in every conceivable way.

Tell me one good thing about him and Ill show you a person with awful taste.

Earnestness

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Elmer_Glue
06/08/21 9:04:16 PM
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Additionally, him killing the Winter Soldier also very out of character:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Wn6ZT3tDM
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UnfairRepresent
06/08/21 9:04:30 PM
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The whole point of that Sandman thing was that Petey was flipping out over avenging the death of his dad.

He would have killed the Punk in the first movie if not for the revelation that it was the guy he didn't stop

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MICHALECOLE
06/08/21 9:05:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The whole point of that Sandman thing was that Petey was flipping out over avenging the death of his dad.

He would have killed the Punk in the first movie if not for the revelation that it was the guy he didn't stop
He kinda did kill him, didnt he?
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BilalPowell
06/08/21 9:06:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
He kinda did kill him, didnt he?
Nah he led the guy to kill himself like Tobey Spiderman did to all the villains except Sandman

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PoundGarden
06/08/21 9:10:59 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
He's a violent criminal he deserves to die. Spiderman doesn't have the Batman rules. He got Green Goblin, Doc Oc and Venom to kill themselves.

Ehhhhh...it was poor writing, but Sandmans violent crime was a legit accident. He didn't mean to shoot Uncle Ben.

Still. Peter will risk his own life to save an arch enemy, but fuck this guy with his goofy shirt, just punches a hole clean through him lmao

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Strider102
06/08/21 9:13:18 PM
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Bully McGuire > every other actor portraying Spider-Man.

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/21 9:13:30 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
He kinda did kill him, didnt he?
No.

He was about to. Saw who it was. Froze up. Then the guy tripped and fell.

Although I guess you could argue it's manslaughter since he wouldn't have been in that position in the first place if Tobey wasn't beating the guff out of him

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MICHALECOLE
06/08/21 9:13:44 PM
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A lot of people said that the sandman was their favorite part of Spider-Man 3, but he was easily my least favorite part. I thought Thomas Haden churchs acting was so fucking stale, and I just didnt care at all about that character.
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Ratchetrockon
06/08/21 9:15:36 PM
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i think it just to look cool on camera

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UnfairRepresent
06/08/21 9:17:07 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
A lot of people said that the sandman was their favorite part of Spider-Man 3, but he was easily my least favorite part. I thought Thomas Haden churchs acting was so fucking stale, and I just didnt care at all about that character.
think you mean the scene where Sandman forms in the sand

That's probably the best scene in the movie.

Sandman as a whole was awful in it.

So was Harry.

Honestly it would have been better if they just stuck with Venom and focused on it more.

I mean they established that JJ's son... relative whatever came from space the previous movie and was in love with MJ.

Then he never appeared again and Venom just fell out of the sky.... just because..

Then Sandman just fell into the giant....sand experment machine in the middle of Queens.

It's just so poorly thought out.

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yusiko
06/08/21 9:30:26 PM
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tobey was a convincing nerd
a little to convincing. i found his take on the character awkward and hard to root for
andrew doesnt come across as nerdy at all from what little ive seen of his spidey films

tom nails it IMO
he does come off as a nerd but in a likable charming kind of way and well he can be awkward its more spiderman level awkward rather than completely socially inept awkward like tobey

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MICHALECOLE
06/08/21 9:32:05 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
think you mean the scene where Sandman forms in the sand

That's probably the best scene in the movie.

Sandman as a whole was awful in it.

So was Harry.

Honestly it would have been better if they just stuck with Venom and focused on it more.

I mean they established that JJ's son... relative whatever came from space the previous movie and was in love with MJ.

Then he never appeared again and Venom just fell out of the sky.... just because..

Then Sandman just fell into the giant....sand experment machine in the middle of Queens.

It's just so poorly thought out.
Agree with all of this

i think I just realized that venom didnt come from JJs son. I think I just always assumed that was the case
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UnfairRepresent
06/08/21 9:34:51 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Agree with all of this

i think I just realized that venom didnt come from JJs son. I think I just always assumed that was the case
It's so weird.

It literally just falls out of the sky next to them. No explanation given... Despite the fact a reason was established...

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Smashingpmkns
06/08/21 9:35:28 PM
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Probably didn't have to punch all that hard for this to happen.
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yusiko
06/08/21 9:37:43 PM
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the 90s spiderman cartoon got cancelled with a cliffhanger unresolved
mary jane got sucked into like another dimension and the show was cancelled before spiderman ever figured out a way to save her

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OffTempo
06/08/21 9:44:25 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Probably didn't have to punch all that hard for this to happen.
This.

Dude just hit him normally with no expectancy to murder him. He was shocked because the punch knocked sand outta him.

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jumi
06/08/21 9:46:42 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Probably didn't have to punch all that hard for this to happen.

For real.

Build a sand sculpture with wet sand and see how much it takes to punch through it. Almost anyone could do it without super strength.

Now Thor bringing the hammer down on Cap's shield in Avengers 1? THAT was a kill shot.

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PoundGarden
06/08/21 9:52:32 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Probably didn't have to punch all that hard for this to happen.

OffTempo posted...
This.

Dude just hit him normally with no expectancy to murder him. He was shocked because the punch knocked sand outta him.

You guys have never hit a sandbag, have you? If he hit a normal person as hard as he hit Sandman, they would absolutely be trying him for murder

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ImagineUsngAlts
06/08/21 9:58:23 PM
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If Sandman was such a good dude how come he tried to off Spidey later? Honestly, Sandman is way too OP to be free. He's unkillable by normal means and he's unrestrainable too. There's nothing anyone can do to him.
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BilalPowell
06/08/21 10:02:55 PM
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Sandman can be temporarily beaten like when Spiderman puts him in the sewer, but then he comes back

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Smashingpmkns
06/08/21 10:03:41 PM
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PoundGarden posted...
You guys have never hit a sandbag, have you? If he hit a normal person as hard as he hit Sandman, they would absolutely be trying him for murder

Sandman basically has full control over every particle of his body. There are instances when something like this happens and others where a punch would stop like hitting a brick wall. Basically Sandman decided to go soft (lol) instead of hard (lol) here.
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NoxObscuras
06/08/21 10:10:54 PM
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SwayM posted...
Tobey is unquestionably the worst Spider-Man and Peter Parker in every conceivable way.

Tell me one good thing about him and Ill show you a person with awful taste.
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PoundGarden
06/08/21 10:11:03 PM
#43:


ImagineUsngAlts posted...
If Sandman was such a good dude how come he tried to off Spidey later? Honestly, Sandman is way too OP to be free. He's unkillable by normal means and he's unrestrainable too. There's nothing anyone can do to him.

He really isn't a bad guy. But to answer your question, they can reform him. He does end up going legit and joins Silver Sable's legal protection business.

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Frizzurd
06/09/21 12:39:17 AM
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At least Tobey and Andrew's balls dropped during puberty.
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iPhone_7
06/09/21 12:48:07 AM
#45:


Andrew Spider-Man is better than Tobey Spider-Man.

but Andrew Spider-Man movies are worse than Tobey Spider-Man movies.

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PatrickMahomes
06/09/21 10:37:26 AM
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Elmer_Glue posted...
Additionally, him killing the Winter Soldier also very out of character:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Wn6ZT3tDM
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Dakimakura
06/09/21 11:07:33 AM
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Tobey Macguire is the only Spider-Man, thus is the worst Spider-Man.

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/21 11:09:20 AM
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So... we've forgotten Electric Company Spidey, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA_Hs9DkmOo

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littlebro07
06/09/21 11:12:13 AM
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I just wanna know how the fuck Sandman wore clothes

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Questionmarktarius
06/09/21 11:13:23 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
I just wanna know how the fuck Sandman wore clothes
Only blue supers get to be naked.
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