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I got inspired by the previous topic but thought OP's one was pretty imbalanced so here's my own version. And for mine, there actually isn't any drawbacks.

No, these are simply the resultss what happens if you actually get "superpowers" in reality. Logically...duh.

Super Strength
But in order to get that much muscles, you will end up looking like an ugly fat piece of meat ass. Contrary to popular misconception portrayed in comics/manga, the stronger you get, the more fats you're going to inevitably get. I'm sorry but strong people DO NOT have low bodyfat. All of the world's strongest men all have huge tummies for a reason... This means you'll look like the Blob from Marvel: https://bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Iron-Studios-The-Blob-002-900x900.jpg

Super Speed - You age incredibly fast everything you use your speed powers because time is relative and you're just manipulating your own dimension of time. So for example, if you run around at 1000x the speed of a normal person in 10 minutes, this means you just aged 7 days more in the real world within 10 minutes. Also everytime you wanna heal a wound using your super speed...well, dont be surprised if you suddenly get grey hair or even die of a stroke.

Time Travel - You can rewind time for everyone in the universe. But you lose your own memories too. Duh. LOL.

Telepathy - You can hear people's thoughts, but you cant select who you want to hear. You'll hear everyone's thoughts 24/7, all the time, for all the people around you within a 1 mile radius.

Invisibility - OK, so somehow you're invisible due to awesome skin cloaking powers, but how the hell can your non-skin parts be invisible too? So your whole body, except your eyes, mouth and hair is invisible. Yes, that includes the hair in between your legs and armpits. Have fun trying to stay invisible with floating hair.

Lover - You can make anyone, even random strangers, fall in love with you and have instant hookups with anyone. Except their love never dies but keeps on growing. Every person you affect turns to a horny psycophatic lover that's become obsessed with wanting your wiener, even if it means crossing boundaries and breaking ahem...laws.

Phasing - You fall through everything, including right through the Earth and out into outer space. Better wear an astronaut suit fast. Oh wait, you phase through that too.

Flight - You get enormous cool-looking dragon wings that let you fly. The wings have to that big to lift up a human body of ratio.And the wings are so big they can't close up fully. So have fun squeezing into rooms. Also you get tired easily from flapping those wings after a while and you cant fly that high since the upper atmosphere contains less oxygen

Teleportation - You can teleport anywhere you want, even to other planets (not sure why cos you'd die instantly from atmosphere but nvm). The only problem is you can't be sure on the exact geographical position of the place you'll be in. You could end up teleporting inside of a pillar or dirt ground or even end up in mid-air and fall to your death. It's a risk-it-all choice of using your power.