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Kami_no_Kami
06/08/21 8:56:22 AM
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https://youtu.be/MIt0VY7Yg2w
Worst written, worst delivered, etc
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
06/08/21 8:59:38 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlKHmgc3POo

pretty much set the tone for the whole shitty movie.

I would have posted Anakin talking about Sand but that is so bad that it's actually good

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Jagr_68
06/08/21 9:00:22 AM
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Ricemills
06/08/21 9:00:43 AM
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https://youtu.be/PU4lhLN1_tM

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bsp77
06/08/21 9:02:00 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlKHmgc3POo

pretty much set the tone for the whole shitty movie.

I would have posted Anakin talking about Sand but that is so bad that it's actually good
That scene is hilarious. Where is your sense of humor?

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Tom Clark
06/08/21 9:06:42 AM
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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
06/08/21 9:07:17 AM
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bsp77 posted...
That scene is hilarious. Where is your sense of humor?

if I was twelve I probably would have found it funny. Besides that it just doesn't fit into a SW movie at all.

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bsp77
06/08/21 9:09:52 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
if I was twelve I probably would have found it funny. Besides that it just doesn't fit into a SW movie at all.
Sometimes 12 year olds have it right, laughing at everything. And I was 40 when it came out and am a lifelong Star Wars fan. I mainly find it funny because Hux is such a douche.

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Biscotti
06/08/21 9:10:42 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paTW3wOyIYw

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RetsuZaiZen
06/08/21 9:10:46 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
if I was twelve I probably would have found it funny. Besides that it just doesn't fit into a SW movie at all.
Yes the notoriously super serious other Star Wars films.

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Smirno
06/08/21 9:11:21 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI2sgH4EAPE

watch & learn guys

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Tom Clark
06/08/21 9:11:45 AM
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bsp77 posted...
Sometimes 12 year olds have it right, laughing at everything. And I was 40 when it came out and am a lifelong Star Wars fan. I mainly find it funny because Hux is such a douche.

Hux's delivery of "I'm the SPY!!" in Episode 9 deserves to be more legendary than it is, haha.


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Touch
06/08/21 9:15:01 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
if I was twelve I probably would have found it funny. Besides that it just doesn't fit into a SW movie at all.
Oh man so serious and cool of you!

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Jagr_68
06/08/21 9:16:26 AM
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Biscotti posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paTW3wOyIYw

Smirno posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI2sgH4EAPE

watch & learn guys

Hey Samurai Cop was a crowning achievement in filmmaking that deserves to be stored in the Smithsonian. Show some respect for the late Amir Shervan's masterpiece!

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Smirno
06/08/21 9:20:59 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Hey Samurai Cop was a crowning achievement in filmmaking that deserves to be stored in the Smithsonian. Show some respect for the late Amir Shervan's masterpiece!


it's something special alright.

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lilORANG
06/08/21 9:22:06 AM
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"Ahh, you came back to save your city"

"No, I came back to stop you"
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Touch
06/08/21 9:23:07 AM
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Also,

"And we can call you Magneto!"

Or however it was said lol

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bsp77
06/08/21 9:25:35 AM
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Smirno posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI2sgH4EAPE

watch & learn guys
Wow, the random cuts to his partner(?) must be the worst filmaking I have ever seen. But also pretty hilarious.

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gunplagirl
06/08/21 9:28:08 AM
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https://youtu.be/pivGBEIlIpU

I do appreciate that, all things considered, it's not actually lying. Go figure, a giant commercial turned into movie advertises the power glove and it says how bad it is, plain as day. XD

But yeah, it's a horrible line with a horrible delivery.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
06/08/21 9:38:02 AM
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Touch posted...
Oh man so serious and cool of you!

ok, sorry it just has nothing to do with the Imperials from the OT. Imagine a your mom joke with Tarkin.

It's got nothing to do with being serious and cool, maybe I'm just a bit more demanding than people like you as far as humor in movies is concerned.

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masterpug53
06/08/21 9:44:31 AM
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Ricemills posted...
https://youtu.be/PU4lhLN1_tM

This bit perfectly encapsulates how rushed and sloppy the movie was as a whole: oh shit, we forgot to introduce a character, fuck it let's just throw her in at the last second and have some other character recite the first few lines of her wiki entry to the squad / audience.

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Tom Clark
06/08/21 9:44:42 AM
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bsp77 posted...
Wow, the random cuts to his partner(?) must be the worst filmaking I have ever seen. But also pretty hilarious.


It's like that episode of Community where they try to pretend Jack Black has been there the whole time so they splice clips from old episodes with random close-up reaction shots of his chararacter.

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Jagr_68
06/08/21 9:46:54 AM
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Tom Clark posted...
It's like that episode of Community where they try to pretend Jack Black has been there the whole time so they splice clips from old episodes with random close-up reaction shots of his chararacter.

The cut and paste technique is ironically the most effective comedy tool in media. No context, just insert and watch the magic happen.

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Ricemills
06/08/21 9:47:54 AM
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masterpug53 posted...
This bit perfectly encapsulates how rushed and sloppy the movie was as a whole: oh shit, we forgot to introduce a character, fuck it let's just throw her in at the last second and have some other character recite the first few lines of her wiki entry to the squad / audience.

i just find the line's delivery incredibly stupid.
and the fact that line has no effect in the rest of the movie.
i mean, the enemy is a ghost that possessed an archaeologist (?), the blade should be effective in trapping the ghost.

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