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Drpooplol 06/04/21 1:12:21 PM #1:	today at 230 for half an hour with a new director, again probably to see if it's a good culture fit. I'm so exhausted of the interviewing process. I've given these people 4 hours already and plenty more of stressing and studying. pls just gib job and lots of money. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:954642453] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>today at 230 for half an hour with a new director, again probably to see if it's a good culture fit. I'm so exhausted of the interviewing process. I've given these people 4 hours already and plenty more of stressing and studying. pls just gib job and lots of money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/04/21 1:15:05 PM #2:	You haven't seen stress until you've had a job interview with me. I break you down and build you up. Then we go to lunch, and when we come back I break you down again, and if there's time I build you back up again. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:954642533] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>You haven't seen stress until you've had a job interview with me. I break you down and build you up. Then we go to lunch, and when we come back I break you down again, and if there's time I build you back up again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/04/21 1:16:41 PM #3:	Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time? --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:954642601] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 06/04/21 1:18:43 PM #4:	SamsungGearS2 posted... Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time? Yeah like when they ask that dumbass question "What is your biggest weakness" and you smile and say "Oh you'll see" --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:954642669] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time?</quote> Yeah like when they ask that dumbass question "What is your biggest weakness" and you smile and say "Oh you'll see" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightRender 06/04/21 1:19:02 PM #5:	SamsungGearS2 posted... Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time? So instead of taking 5 hours to assess 5 candidates, you think it would be a better use of time to assess 5 candidates over 5 days? There's a lot of things wrong with the job seeking process, but this is in no way the solution. --- Dedicated to D - 4/15/05 <cite>NightRender posted [p:954642682] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time?</quote> So instead of taking 5 hours to assess 5 candidates, you think it would be a better use of time to assess 5 candidates over 5 days? There's a lot of things wrong with the job seeking process, but this is in no way the solution. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/04/21 1:20:40 PM #6:	NightRender posted... So instead of taking 5 hours to assess 5 candidates, you think it would be a better use of time to assess 5 candidates over 5 days? Most places Ive interviewed for did at least 2-3 interviews, placement tests, and other time wasting nonsense that can equate to 8 hours of time. --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:954642745] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>NightRender posted... </cite> <quote>So instead of taking 5 hours to assess 5 candidates, you think it would be a better use of time to assess 5 candidates over 5 days?</quote>Most places Ive interviewed for did at least 2-3 interviews, placement tests, and other time wasting nonsense that can equate to 8 hours of time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/04/21 1:21:12 PM #7:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Yeah like when they ask that dumbass question "What is your biggest weakness" and you smile and say "Oh you'll see" Dont ever get me started on Tell me about yourself?. --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:954642763] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah like when they ask that dumbass question "What is your biggest weakness" and you smile and say "Oh you'll see"</quote>Dont ever get me started on Tell me about yourself?. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/04/21 1:27:06 PM #8:	SamsungGearS2 posted... Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time? I'm very technically qualified, and that can be found by 2 hours of interviews by different people. Much more efficient than a full day of mentoring. They want to see if it's a good C U L T U R E - F I T --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:954642957] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Job interviews are just annoying IMO, why not just have someone mentor you for a day on the job, then decide to move forward with the position instead of asking stupid questions and wasting time?</quote>I'm very technically qualified, and that can be found by 2 hours of interviews by different people. Much more efficient than a full day of mentoring. They want to see if it's a good C U L T U R E - F I T </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crystal_pony 06/04/21 1:31:06 PM #9:	"Oh I think your a perfect fit, I just need to run a background check and see if there's anything there to immediately disqualify you from being hired." --- Just sometimes political alt <cite>Crystal_pony posted [p:954643082] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>"Oh I think your a perfect fit, I just need to run a background check and see if there's anything there to immediately disqualify you from being hired."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/04/21 1:32:16 PM #10:	SamsungGearS2 posted... Dont ever get me started on Tell me about yourself?. Lmao do people seriously still struggle with this question... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954643110] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted...</cite> <quote> Dont ever get me started on Tell me about yourself?. </quote> Lmao do people seriously still struggle with this question...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/04/21 1:34:21 PM #11:	No_U_L7 posted... Lmao do people seriously still struggle with this question... pls don't troll in my topic but ya I'm kinda with you here. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:954643179] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>Lmao do people seriously still struggle with this question...</quote>pls don't troll in my topic but ya I'm kinda with you here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 06/04/21 1:36:45 PM #13:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... You haven't seen stress until you've had a job interview with me. I break you down and build you up. Then we go to lunch, and when we come back I break you down again, and if there's time I build you back up again. When does the ball stuff happen? --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:954643246] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>You haven't seen stress until you've had a job interview with me. I break you down and build you up. Then we go to lunch, and when we come back I break you down again, and if there's time I build you back up again.</quote> When does the ball stuff happen? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/04/21 1:37:25 PM #14:	kage_53 posted... Why do you want to work for us So I can put food on the table and not starve to death, you bum. - Job interviews are stupid. All it is a bunch of useless questions. incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:954643268] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote><cite>kage_53 posted... </cite> <quote>Why do you want to work for us So I can put food on the table and not starve to death, you bum. - Job interviews are stupid. All it is a bunch of useless questions.</quote>incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 06/04/21 1:40:59 PM #15:	Drpooplol posted... incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth. Brown nosing 101 material ITP. --- Devices: iPhone 12 Blue, HP Envy x360, Dell Inspiron 545S, Kindle Fire HD 10 White, 2018 Toyota Corolla LE Barcelona Red, 2017 Ford Focus ST Tuxedo Black <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:954643380] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Drpooplol posted... </cite> <quote>incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth.</quote>Brown nosing 101 material ITP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/04/21 1:44:45 PM #16:	Drpooplol posted... pls don't troll in my topic but ya I'm kinda with you here. you agree with me yet im trolling...? this topic has been made at least 5 times in the last 6 months it's insane how people don't know how to answer it yet... hint: they aren't asking about your hobbies... --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954643522] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Drpooplol posted...</cite> <quote> pls don't troll in my topic but ya I'm kinda with you here. </quote> you agree with me yet im trolling...? this topic has been made at least 5 times in the last 6 months it's insane how people don't know how to answer it yet... hint: they aren't asking about your hobbies...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 06/04/21 1:46:38 PM #17:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... You haven't seen stress until you've had a job interview with me. I break you down and build you up. Then we go to lunch, and when we come back I break you down again, and if there's time I build you back up again. is this BDSM ? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:954643577] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>You haven't seen stress until you've had a job interview with me. I break you down and build you up. Then we go to lunch, and when we come back I break you down again, and if there's time I build you back up again.</quote> is this BDSM ? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 06/04/21 1:47:43 PM #18:	Drpooplol posted... incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth. How many times did you rehearse this? <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:954643604] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Drpooplol posted... </cite> <quote>incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth.</quote> How many times did you rehearse this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/04/21 1:49:18 PM #19:	WingsOfGood posted... How many times did you rehearse this? I came to that conclusion when I talked to a former coworker about his experience with them and considered what would be good for me on a professional level and what would be good for my family. I memorized it after my first interview with HR, lol :p --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:954643673] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>How many times did you rehearse this?</quote>I came to that conclusion when I talked to a former coworker about his experience with them and considered what would be good for me on a professional level and what would be good for my family. I memorized it after my first interview with HR, lol :p </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 06/04/21 1:51:39 PM #20:	Drpooplol posted... incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth. LAME as FUCK god I hate work culture --- https://imgur.com/yCW15Zn <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:954643744] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Drpooplol posted... </cite> <quote>incorrect. I want to work for this company because I'm excited about the things they're doing. They have some aggressive goals and have a lot of opportunity for growth.</quote> LAME as FUCK god I hate work culture </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 06/04/21 1:52:39 PM #21:	Turtlebread posted... god I hate work culture We are going to have to let you go Turtlebread. I think you are no longer the right person for this position. Security, please escort him out. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:954643775] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Turtlebread posted... </cite> <quote>god I hate work culture</quote> We are going to have to let you go Turtlebread. I think you are no longer the right person for this position. Security, please escort him out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 06/04/21 1:54:33 PM #22:	WingsOfGood posted... We are going to have to let you go Turtlebread. I think you are no longer the right person for this position. Security, please escort him out. I understand. Id like to thank you for the opportunity as well as the skills Ive developed working here. --- https://imgur.com/yCW15Zn <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:954643839] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>We are going to have to let you go Turtlebread. I think you are no longer the right person for this position. Security, please escort him out.</quote> I understand. Id like to thank you for the opportunity as well as the skills Ive developed working here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 06/04/21 1:58:06 PM #23:	Turtlebread posted... LAME as FUCK god I hate work culture please articulate why it is lame. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" LIE "No" <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:954643946] in I have one... [t:79495261]...</cite> <quote>Turtlebread posted... </cite> <quote>LAME as FUCK god I hate work culture</quote>please articulate why it is lame. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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