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Kloe_Rinz
06/03/21 2:25:14 AM
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Whenever I need to fart I go into the server room and pretend to check something and let it rip in there

but recently we got a new hire and he just farts at his desk like some kind of animal

wtf
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masticatingman
06/03/21 2:26:33 AM
#2:


Hold it in and go to the bathroom then let it rip.

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Dark_SilverX
06/03/21 2:26:36 AM
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in the office for all coworkers to sniff

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BakonBitz
06/03/21 3:00:14 AM
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Just hold it in so that eventually you can let it out like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHRB98McEc

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R1masher
06/03/21 3:07:12 AM
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I tuck a lavender dipped cotton ball in, it keeps the hole open so it doesnt reverberate and the cotton filters the smell

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Naysaspace
06/03/21 3:08:02 AM
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a single cotton ball keeps you open?

yikes
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R1masher
06/03/21 3:10:45 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
a single cotton ball keeps you open?

yikes

not fully open, just not sealed per say Im still pretty elastic back there despite the scaring and fissures

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inloveanddeath0
06/03/21 3:12:06 AM
#8:


Grab someone's head and let it blast

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Kloe_Rinz
06/03/21 4:02:25 AM
#10:


R1masher posted...
I tuck a lavender dipped cotton ball in, it keeps the hole open so it doesnt reverberate and the cotton filters the smell
You do this every day before work?
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ssjevot
06/03/21 4:04:30 AM
#11:


My last grad student unleashed the loudest fart I have ever heard in my life in the office one time. We never talked about it, but I just saw her last year and it was the first thing I thought of.

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RedJackson
06/03/21 7:36:56 PM
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Fart and just blame it at the only other person in the room around you and fuggetaboutit

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divot1338
06/03/21 7:43:40 PM
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I just let it rip. Anything to drive away the people pestering me for things.

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Turbam
06/03/21 7:44:01 PM
#14:


Let it rip

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MrResetti
06/03/21 7:44:58 PM
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It's a hospital so everyone expects it.to smell bad anyway

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