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PatrickMahomes
06/02/21 11:37:27 PM
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all time

and aforementioned opening scene is so fucking good that you don't even need me to post it because you know which one i'm talking about

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KainWind
06/02/21 11:38:35 PM
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We haven't all seen every episode

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Smashingpmkns
06/02/21 11:39:06 PM
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I've seen every episode and I don't know which one you're talking about
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Funcoot
06/02/21 11:43:01 PM
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The one where everyone is guessing why Amy is late?


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TheGoldenEel
06/02/21 11:44:37 PM
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that show had so many grear cold opens I cant possibly guess which one youre referring to

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LordFarquad1312
06/02/21 11:46:17 PM
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The one where Jake does the full bull pen?

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SuperExcitebike
06/02/21 11:47:17 PM
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........

LIKE YEAST *music plays*

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jon1012
06/02/21 11:48:46 PM
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no examples? *leaves topic*

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Dakimakura
06/02/21 11:48:55 PM
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Yeah I can't remember most of them off the top of my head, but the majority of them are great. Still, I think The Office holds the top cold opens.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/02/21 11:49:39 PM
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Holt eating a marshmallow?

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littlebro07
06/02/21 11:50:09 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
that show had so many grear cold opens I cant possibly guess which one youre referring to


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LordFarquad1312
06/02/21 11:50:22 PM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Holt eating a marshmallow?
This was my second guess.

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DespondentDeity
06/02/21 11:52:54 PM
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Never seen it

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LordFarquad1312
06/03/21 12:03:52 AM
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The one where Jake moves Holt's podium half an inch to the left?

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PatrickMahomes
06/03/21 12:25:05 AM
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metallica846 posted...
The back street boys lineup?

https://youtu.be/E1tofEyT8Jg
cant believe it took 15 posts to get here

yes this is the correct answer

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SuperExcitebike
06/03/21 1:00:53 AM
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Nope I was right

https://youtu.be/38wXlpFPwYo

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Garioshi
06/03/21 1:05:02 AM
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metallica846 posted...
The back street boys lineup?

https://youtu.be/E1tofEyT8Jg
holy shit i'm dying

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lordofmud
06/03/21 1:08:37 AM
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Still like the hula hooping class.

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008Zulu
06/03/21 1:24:50 AM
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lordofmud posted...
Still like the hula hooping class.
He deleted those photos, so there is no proof of that ever happening.

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ApherosyLove
06/03/21 1:25:47 AM
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THE FULL BULLPEN!
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/03/21 1:46:07 AM
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Solo_Wing
06/03/21 1:59:17 AM
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metallica846 posted...
The back street boys lineup?

https://youtu.be/E1tofEyT8Jg
https://mobile.twitter.com/backstreetboys/status/994713068973125633?lang=en

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DocDelicious
06/03/21 2:07:28 AM
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Not even fucking close.

https://youtu.be/Z0sq3T5fErQ

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MJOLNRVII
06/03/21 2:12:14 AM
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This topic makes me want to do a re-watch of the series before it ends this year. I forgot about some of these.

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DeadlyNinjaBees
06/03/21 2:14:13 AM
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"Title of your sex tape" is about as funny as "that's what she said".

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NoxObscuras
06/03/21 2:16:17 AM
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SuperExcitebike posted...
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LIKE YEAST *music plays*
Yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdfpZ3XogPk

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Tom Clark
06/03/21 3:08:00 AM
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metallica846 posted...
The back street boys lineup?

https://youtu.be/E1tofEyT8Jg

This was my immediate guess.

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I4NRulez
06/03/21 3:54:37 AM
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Funcoot posted...
The one where everyone is guessing why Amy is late?

hot DAMN!

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TwoDoorPC
06/03/21 4:13:22 AM
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it's obviously this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_9a4sLtBOY

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Naysaspace
06/03/21 4:16:30 AM
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The one where Kevin spills the chili
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/03/21 4:26:38 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/03/21 4:28:24 AM
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KobeSystem
06/03/21 5:24:16 AM
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the guy that plays pimento is amazing

loved him in this and parks and rec and community

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Turbam
06/03/21 5:26:15 AM
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In my belly!

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ApherosyLove
06/03/21 9:41:13 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
yes this is the correct answer
Normie tier

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