Current Events > Your reaction: Your girlfriend cooks you Pikachu for dinner.

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UnfairRepresent 06/02/21 3:38:10 AM #1:	You come home after work one day, feeling tired and exhausted with a splitting headache after a long day. You find your girlfriend is already cooking a meal and she tells you to relax and sit down. A little later she slides you a plate of meat, veggies and potato. It looks delectable. When you eat it , the juices and flavors dance on your tongue like a rave. It's so succulent and moreish. You can tell it's not chicken, beef or pork. "Mmmm! That was delicious! What was that!?" you ask earnestly after wolfing it down. "Oh it was Pikachu. " your girlfriend says casually. " Thought I would give it a try. " https://i.imgur.com/7vpiCnu.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954551692] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>You come home after work one day, feeling tired and exhausted with a splitting headache after a long day. You find your girlfriend is already cooking a meal and she tells you to relax and sit down. A little later she slides you a plate of meat, veggies and potato. It looks delectable. When you eat it , the juices and flavors dance on your tongue like a rave. It's so succulent and moreish. You can tell it's not chicken, beef or pork. "Mmmm! That was delicious! What was that!?" you ask earnestly after wolfing it down. "Oh it was Pikachu. " your girlfriend says casually. " Thought I would give it a try. " https://i.imgur.com/7vpiCnu.jpg Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 06/02/21 3:39:22 AM #2:	Weird topic <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954551706] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Weird topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 06/02/21 3:40:21 AM #3:	nothanks1 posted... Weird topic --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:954551719] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>Weird topic</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/21 4:03:20 AM #4:	You 2 have no imagination --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954552052] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>You 2 have no imagination </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 06/02/21 4:04:36 AM #5:	Pikachu isn't succulent. They taste pretty bad. You want Alolan Raichu. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954552068] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Pikachu isn't succulent. They taste pretty bad. You want Alolan Raichu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 06/02/21 4:05:18 AM #6:	UnfairRepresent posted... You 2 have no imagination Yes I do, I'm imagining all your topics awaaaay --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:954552081] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>You 2 have no imagination</quote>Yes I do, I'm imagining all your topics awaaaay </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 06/02/21 4:08:06 AM #7:	I would be shocked. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:954552116] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I would be shocked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Arcanine2009 06/02/21 4:08:44 AM #8:	THE Pikachu or a Pikachu? --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. <cite>Arcanine2009 posted [p:954552128] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>THE Pikachu or a Pikachu? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/02/21 4:09:13 AM #9:	tell her to pour some jigglypuff syrup on herself so i can lick it off --- ;) don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:954552132] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>tell her to pour some jigglypuff syrup on herself so i can lick it off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/21 4:19:11 AM #10:	Arcanine2009 posted... THE Pikachu or a Pikachu? Well how would you know? Dark_SilverX posted... tell her to pour some jigglypuff syrup on herself Won't that make her fall asleep? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954552256] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Arcanine2009 posted... </cite> <quote>THE Pikachu or a Pikachu?</quote>Well how would you know? Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>tell her to pour some jigglypuff syrup on herself </quote>Won't that make her fall asleep? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/02/21 4:23:23 AM #11:	I would definitely want to know how she managed to get Pikachu meat (even though I don't eat meat). --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:954552304] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I would definitely want to know how she managed to get Pikachu meat (even though I don't eat meat). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/02/21 4:26:02 AM #12:	UnfairRepresent posted... Well how would you know? Won't that make her fall asleep? nah jigglypuff syrup has red bull energy inside --- ;) don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:954552328] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Well how would you know? Won't that make her fall asleep?</quote>nah jigglypuff syrup has red bull energy inside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 06/02/21 4:29:22 AM #13:	Marmitecashews posted... I would definitely want to know how she managed to get Pikachu meat (even though I don't eat meat). Same. I'd be really fucking weirded out by living in a Pokemon world & not knowing it. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:954552373] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Marmitecashews posted...</cite> <quote>I would definitely want to know how she managed to get Pikachu meat (even though I don't eat meat).</quote> Same. I'd be really fucking weirded out by living in a Pokemon world & not knowing it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/02/21 4:33:23 AM #14:	I wouldnt care because if thats my gf Im getting the Lickitung lube out and thank her for din din --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:954552432] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt care because if thats my gf Im getting the Lickitung lube out and thank her for din din </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/02/21 4:33:53 AM #15:	JTilly posted... I wouldnt care because if thats my gf Im getting the Lickitung lube out and thank her for din din respect woman --- ;) don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:954552438] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>JTilly posted... </cite> <quote>I wouldnt care because if thats my gf Im getting the Lickitung lube out and thank her for din din</quote>respect woman </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 06/02/21 4:37:37 AM #16:	Dark_SilverX posted... respect woman oh Ill respect her alright --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:954552483] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>respect woman</quote>oh Ill respect her alright </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth C Ryu 06/02/21 4:39:33 AM #17:	I have eaten pig before. Regularly, in fact. Pigs are pretty intelligent. They are, mind you, far more lacking in their abillity to make understandable noises and pitches than an electric rodent. Pokemon are remarkably good at vocalizing, even despite often being able only say their own "name." Suffice to say, my policy is not to avoid eating, but to avoid wasting. There is no greater disrespect than to kill without any meaning. . --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth C Ryu posted [p:954552507] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I have eaten pig before. Regularly, in fact. Pigs are pretty intelligent. They are, mind you, far more lacking in their abillity to make understandable noises and pitches than an electric rodent. Pokemon are remarkably good at vocalizing, even despite often being able only say their own "name." Suffice to say, my policy is not to avoid eating, but to avoid wasting. There is no greater disrespect than to kill without any meaning. . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 06/02/21 4:41:24 AM #18:	if it's meat and the cooking smells great, idgaf --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:954552536] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>if it's meat and the cooking smells great, idgaf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 06/02/21 4:50:47 AM #19:	At this point, I am so fucking sick of seeing them in pokemon go that I have no problem eating one. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:954552667] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>At this point, I am so fucking sick of seeing them in pokemon go that I have no problem eating one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 06/02/21 4:51:28 AM #20:	moar like Pikachew... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:954552675] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>moar like Pikachew... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/02/21 4:57:27 AM #21:	Its a bit pikachewy. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:954552747] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Its a bit pikachewy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/02/21 5:33:13 AM #22:	Nukazie posted... if it's meat and the cooking smells great, idgaf Yeah in retrospect I should I have said she served it to you and it looks/smells good Rather than you ate it and it tasted good That limits how you can respond and cuts out vegetarians like Marmitecashews Oh well. Thoughts for next time --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954553174] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>if it's meat and the cooking smells great, idgaf</quote>Yeah in retrospect I should I have said she served it to you and it looks/smells good Rather than you ate it and it tasted good That limits how you can respond and cuts out vegetarians like Marmitecashews Oh well. Thoughts for next time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 06/02/21 5:38:38 AM #23:	Pass me the slowpoketail gravy, please. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:954553250] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Pass me the slowpoketail gravy, please. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/04/21 6:03:19 AM #24:	Mistere Man posted... Its a bit pikachewy. too slow snorlax --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954632582] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Mistere Man posted... </cite> <quote>Its a bit pikachewy.</quote>too slow snorlax </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sephiroth C Ryu 06/05/21 11:14:18 PM #25:	Suddenly I am reminded of this: (which is basically an animation of a pokemon battle royale if the pokedex is accurate, no legendaries or megas or such though). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFqZggMcq34 . --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. pounces Nyaa! <cite>Sephiroth C Ryu posted [p:954691949] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Suddenly I am reminded of this: (which is basically an animation of a pokemon battle royale if the pokedex is accurate, no legendaries or megas or such though). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFqZggMcq34 . </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/06/21 7:59:15 PM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... too slow snorlax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2I2A3PDyHA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMjMTMr3jQ --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:954719432] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>too slow snorlax </quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2I2A3PDyHA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMjMTMr3jQ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/06/21 8:00:53 PM #27:	Probably tastes like a 9-volt battery anyway. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954719474] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Probably tastes like a 9-volt battery anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/07/21 9:17:49 AM #28:	UnfairRepresent posted... Yeah in retrospect I should I have said she served it to you and it looks/smells good Rather than you ate it and it tasted good That limits how you can respond and cuts out vegetarians like Marmitecashews Oh well. Thoughts for next time I should probably mention that I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat (I don't like the way it feels in my mouth). --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:954734354] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah in retrospect I should I have said she served it to you and it looks/smells good Rather than you ate it and it tasted good That limits how you can respond and cuts out vegetarians like Marmitecashews Oh well. Thoughts for next time</quote>I should probably mention that I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat (I don't like the way it feels in my mouth). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
codey 06/07/21 9:18:50 AM #29:	Better than cooking muk --- *runs out of topic naked* <cite>codey posted [p:954734375] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Better than cooking muk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 06/07/21 9:21:45 AM #30:	codey posted... Better than cooking muk She'll be having my muk for dessert --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:954734422] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>codey posted... </cite> <quote>Better than cooking muk</quote> She'll be having my muk for dessert </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/07/21 11:25:57 AM #31:	Marmitecashews posted... I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat https://i.imgur.com/PmxO8GD.mp4 --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954737745] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Marmitecashews posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat</quote>https://i.imgur.com/PmxO8GD.mp4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/07/21 11:34:11 AM #32:	UnfairRepresent posted... https://i.imgur.com/PmxO8GD.mp4 What? --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:954738011] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/PmxO8GD.mp4</quote>What? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/07/21 11:42:41 AM #33:	Definition of vegetarian: a person who does not eat meat I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954738261] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Definition of vegetarian: a person who does not eat meat I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/07/21 11:43:37 AM #34:	UnfairRepresent posted... Definition of vegetarian: a person who does not eat meat ...and is haughty about it. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:954738296] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Definition of vegetarian: a person who does not eat meat</quote>...and is haughty about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/07/21 11:54:04 AM #35:	UnfairRepresent posted... Definition of vegetarian: a person who does not eat meat I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat I eat sweets and snacks that are not suitable for vegetarians. --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:954738635] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Definition of vegetarian: a person who does not eat meat I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't eat meat</quote>I eat sweets and snacks that are not suitable for vegetarians. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/07/21 11:56:03 AM #36:	Marmitecashews posted... I eat sweets and snacks that are not suitable for vegetarians. Do you mean vegan? I have never heard of a sweet that vegetarians dont eat, but I just may not have heard of them though. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:954738693] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Marmitecashews posted... </cite> <quote>I eat sweets and snacks that are not suitable for vegetarians.</quote>Do you mean vegan? I have never heard of a sweet that vegetarians dont eat, but I just may not have heard of them though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/07/21 11:57:34 AM #37:	Marmitecashews posted... I eat sweets and snacks that are not suitable for vegetarians. That's vegan. There's no such thing as meat sweets. That's just meat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954738733] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Marmitecashews posted... </cite> <quote>I eat sweets and snacks that are not suitable for vegetarians.</quote>That's vegan. There's no such thing as meat sweets. That's just meat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/07/21 12:00:32 PM #38:	Thinking on it I have heard of chocolate covered bacon before, but many vegetarians I know still eat bacon as in their words FUCK GIVING UP BACON! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:954738812] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Thinking on it I have heard of chocolate covered bacon before, but many vegetarians I know still eat bacon as in their words FUCK GIVING UP BACON! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 06/07/21 12:09:22 PM #39:	I'd be confused as to why she is making me meat when she has to be aware I've been a vegetarian for 27 years. Mistere Man posted... Do you mean vegan? I have never heard of a sweet that vegetarians dont eat, but I just may not have heard of them though. Gelatin is a fairly common ingredient in candy/desserts. Marshmallows and Jello (duh) in particular aren't vegetarian, rendering several desserts not vegetarian. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:954739091] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I'd be confused as to why she is making me meat when she has to be aware I've been a vegetarian for 27 years. Mistere Man posted... </cite> <quote>Do you mean vegan? I have never heard of a sweet that vegetarians dont eat, but I just may not have heard of them though.</quote> Gelatin is a fairly common ingredient in candy/desserts. Marshmallows and Jello (duh) in particular aren't vegetarian, rendering several desserts not vegetarian. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/07/21 12:12:54 PM #40:	Questionmarktarius posted... ...and is haughty about it. Don't mistake my ineptitude for explaining things as being "haughty". I'm also bad at punctuation. --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:954739200] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>...and is haughty about it.</quote>Don't mistake my ineptitude for explaining things as being "haughty". I'm also bad at punctuation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 06/07/21 12:36:37 PM #41:	UnfairRepresent posted... That's vegan. There's no such thing as meat sweets. That's just meat https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin "Gelatin or gelatine (from Latin: gelatus meaning "stiff" or "frozen") is a translucent, colorless, flavorless food ingredient, commonly derived from collagen taken from animal body parts. It is brittle when dry and gummy when moist. It may also be referred to as hydrolyzed collagen, collagen hydrolysate, gelatine hydrolysate, hydrolyzed gelatine, and collagen peptides after it has undergone hydrolysis. It is commonly used as a gelling agent in food, beverages, medications, drug and vitamin capsules, photographic films and papers, and cosmetics." --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:954740024] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>That's vegan. There's no such thing as meat sweets. That's just meat</quote>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin "Gelatin or gelatine (from Latin: gelatus meaning "stiff" or "frozen") is a translucent, colorless, flavorless food ingredient, commonly derived from collagen taken from animal body parts. It is brittle when dry and gummy when moist. It may also be referred to as hydrolyzed collagen, collagen hydrolysate, gelatine hydrolysate, hydrolyzed gelatine, and collagen peptides after it has undergone hydrolysis. It is commonly used as a gelling agent in food, beverages, medications, drug and vitamin capsules, photographic films and papers, and cosmetics." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matchboxsantana 06/07/21 3:31:27 PM #42:	I'd probably cry <cite>matchboxsantana posted [p:954745969] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably cry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Srk700 06/07/21 3:39:28 PM #43:	<cite>Srk700 posted [p:954746216] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 06/08/21 7:32:00 PM #44:	I wonder what Ditto tastes like Mr Mime too --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:954790053] in Your react... [t:79490808]...</cite> <quote>I wonder what Ditto tastes like Mr Mime too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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