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Turbam 06/01/21 12:47:13 PM #1:	Thank God for every morning Fart while nobody is around and laugh Drink cold beer Recite the pledge daily Work hard Use toilet paper Clap when the opportunity arises --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954526780] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>Thank God for every morningFart while nobody is around and laugh Drink cold beer Recite the pledge daily Work hardUse toilet paperClap when the opportunity arises</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 06/01/21 12:48:30 PM #2:	8. Allow people to try and overthrow the government and give them a slap on the wrist --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's RIP SMV 2/25/21 <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:954526817] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>8. Allow people to try and overthrow the government and give them a slap on the wrist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 06/01/21 12:48:59 PM #3:	Not sure if satire, but I do literally none of those lol. My wife and I say grace at dinner, but not in the morning. But that's about it. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Nonbinary / agender, formerly a sage account <cite>LostForest posted [p:954526832] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>Not sure if satire, but I do literally none of those lol. My wife and I say grace at dinner, but not in the morning. But that's about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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What_ 06/01/21 12:50:45 PM #5:	I thank myself every morning <cite>What_ posted [p:954526879] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>I thank myself every morning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CeeJay171 06/01/21 12:50:53 PM #6:	LostForest posted... Not sure if satire, but I do literally none of those lol. My wife and I say grace at dinner, but not in the morning. But that's about it. You don't work hard or use toilet paper? --- Can you feel it? <cite>CeeJay171 posted [p:954526882] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>Not sure if satire, but I do literally none of those lol. My wife and I say grace at dinner, but not in the morning. But that's about it.</quote>You don't work hard or use toilet paper? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 06/01/21 12:53:38 PM #7:	ClunkerSlim posted... A fan of warm beer? Don't drink beer cuz it tastes like ass. When I do drink its usually liquor, or cider. CeeJay171 posted... You don't work hard or use toilet paper? Honestly, nah, I don't really work that hard cuz my job is really laid back and great. And I just got a bidet a few months ago, under the recommendation of CE lol. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Nonbinary / agender, formerly a sage account <cite>LostForest posted [p:954526964] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>ClunkerSlim posted... </cite> <quote>A fan of warm beer?</quote> Don't drink beer cuz it tastes like ass. When I do drink its usually liquor, or cider. CeeJay171 posted... </cite> <quote>You don't work hard or use toilet paper?</quote> Honestly, nah, I don't really work that hard cuz my job is really laid back and great. And I just got a bidet a few months ago, under the recommendation of CE lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Medussa 06/01/21 1:07:26 PM #8:	1 out of 7. am i even american? --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! And then there's Abby... She likes to braid <cite>Medussa posted [p:954527409] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>1 out of 7. am i even american? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 06/01/21 1:08:38 PM #9:	Imo, cold beer is infinitely better than room temperature beer. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:954527447] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>Imo, cold beer is infinitely better than room temperature beer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 06/01/21 1:36:07 PM #10:	Medussa posted... 1 out of 7. am i even american? As long as that one is for clapping, then you're fine. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954528388] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>Medussa posted... </cite> <quote>1 out of 7. am i even american?</quote>As long as that one is for clapping, then you're fine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 06/01/21 1:45:10 PM #11:	LostForest posted... Don't drink beer cuz it tastes like ass. When I do drink its usually liquor, or cider. Honestly, nah, I don't really work that hard cuz my job is really laid back and great. And I just got a bidet a few months ago, under the recommendation of CE lol. So you just walk around with a wet ass? --- Jive Turkey <cite>nativengine posted [p:954528700] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>Don't drink beer cuz it tastes like ass. When I do drink its usually liquor, or cider. Honestly, nah, I don't really work that hard cuz my job is really laid back and great. And I just got a bidet a few months ago, under the recommendation of CE lol.</quote> So you just walk around with a wet ass? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 06/01/21 2:55:58 PM #12:	nativengine posted... So you just walk around with a wet ass? As per the Hello Tushy bidet instructions, I have a dedicated towel to wiping away any excess wetness that may have splashed onto the outside of my now-clean buttocks. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com Nonbinary / agender, formerly a sage account <cite>LostForest posted [p:954531006] in Things tha... [t:79489647]...</cite> <quote>nativengine posted... </cite> <quote>So you just walk around with a wet ass?</quote> As per the Hello Tushy bidet instructions, I have a dedicated towel to wiping away any excess wetness that may have splashed onto the outside of my now-clean buttocks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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