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skermac 05/31/21 11:38:47 AM #1:	to have dinner and meet the family she walks in with a 50+ year old man, what happens next? --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:954490471] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>to have dinner and meet the family she walks in with a 50+ year old man, what happens next? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/31/21 11:42:10 AM #2:	The 50+ year old man is a bodyguard who sweeps the room for electronic bugs and checks the onion dip for poison, then he says all clear and the 22 boyfriend steps in wearing a monocle and nothing else --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954490553] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>The 50+ year old man is a bodyguard who sweeps the room for electronic bugs and checks the onion dip for poison, then he says all clear and the 22 boyfriend steps in wearing a monocle and nothing else </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 05/31/21 11:43:26 AM #3:	Is this about me and the summer party at school for the staff <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:954490605] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Is this about me and the summer party at school for the staff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 05/31/21 11:44:17 AM #4:	He must be a gigachad and seduce the whole family. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:954490631] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>He must be a gigachad and seduce the whole family. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 05/31/21 11:57:07 AM #5:	I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:954490994] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/31/21 11:58:03 AM #6:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. same --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954491023] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago.</quote>same </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 05/31/21 11:59:57 AM #7:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. This started off pretty fucking dumb, but by the end was a work of art. Brings a tear to the eye. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:954491077] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago.</quote> This started off pretty fucking dumb, but by the end was a work of art. Brings a tear to the eye. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta2 05/31/21 12:16:24 PM #9:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. What a great brother --- https://imgur.com/8YZ4i https://imgur.com/205g6FR http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif https://imgur.com/IBJCH6O <cite>ssj3vegeta2 posted [p:954491533] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted...</cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. </quote> What a great brother</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 05/31/21 12:16:29 PM #10:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. fucking beautiful --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:954491537] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago.</quote> fucking beautiful </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 05/31/21 12:18:04 PM #11:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. Sequel when --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:954491580] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago.</quote> Sequel when </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 05/31/21 12:20:44 PM #12:	R1masher posted... The 50+ year old man is a bodyguard who sweeps the room for electronic bugs and checks the onion dip for poison, then he says all clear and the 22 boyfriend steps in wearing a monocle and nothing else nope she introduces thevold guy ascher new bf and he is finally the right one --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:954491644] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>The 50+ year old man is a bodyguard who sweeps the room for electronic bugs and checks the onion dip for poison, then he says all clear and the 22 boyfriend steps in wearing a monocle and nothing else</quote> nope she introduces thevold guy ascher new bf and he is finally the right one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 05/31/21 12:21:44 PM #13:	Id do what Al does whenever Kelly brings somebody home --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:954491673] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Id do what Al does whenever Kelly brings somebody home </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 05/31/21 12:22:02 PM #14:	WingsOfGood posted... He must be a gigachad and seduce the whole family. lol --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:954491684] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite> <quote>He must be a gigachad and seduce the whole family.</quote> lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cemith 05/31/21 12:22:05 PM #15:	R1masher posted... The 50+ year old man is a bodyguard who sweeps the room for electronic bugs and checks the onion dip for poison, then he says all clear and the 22 boyfriend steps in wearing a monocle and nothing else If he isn't wearing a monocle I'm not interested. --- CE's resident Smash Player \|\| https://imgur.com/NXtuvJ8 "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 <cite>Cemith posted [p:954491685] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>The 50+ year old man is a bodyguard who sweeps the room for electronic bugs and checks the onion dip for poison, then he says all clear and the 22 boyfriend steps in wearing a monocle and nothing else</quote> If he isn't wearing a monocle I'm not interested. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 05/31/21 12:24:37 PM #16:	I go grab a pizza far away from the coming conflict. --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:954491759] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>I go grab a pizza far away from the coming conflict. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 05/31/21 1:31:41 PM #17:	Tyranthraxus posted... Sequel when Go ahead and smash that bell to get notifications on future uploads and hey, feel free to support us on patreon to help us keep the good content flowing. It's ya boi Hambo, signing off. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:954493566] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Sequel when</quote>Go ahead and smash that bell to get notifications on future uploads and hey, feel free to support us on patreon to help us keep the good content flowing. It's ya boi Hambo, signing off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 05/31/21 1:33:15 PM #18:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://imgur.com/2aof3ao <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:954493606] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago.</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeFawful 05/31/21 1:37:22 PM #19:	Hambo the Hog posted... I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago. This got wild at the end. Hambo the Hog posted... Go ahead and smash that bell to get notifications on future uploads and hey, feel free to support us on patreon to help us keep the good content flowing. It's ya boi Hambo, signing off. SpaceHamster is that you lmao --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" <cite>AwesomeFawful posted [p:954493733] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>I suck him off under the dinner table and expose him as a homosexual, immediately putting an end to their relationship. Also if he's rich I marry him and he dies under mysterious circumstances one day when we're alone on our yacht. I show up to the funeral in a black veil, but the ensemble is still tastelessly flashy and his kids glare daggers at me the whole time. It doesn't phase me though, cuz a will is a will and they aren't getting a single fucking cent, the ungrateful little shits. I spend all my days on my yacht with my new boy toy Lance until one day I die under mysterious circumstances. Unbeknownst to Lance though, I had a secret will drafted that leaves him nothing but my ashes for him to jerk off into. All my money goes to my dear baby sister, and I can only hope it's enough to make up for stealing her decrepit old boyfriend all those years ago.</quote>This got wild at the end. Hambo the Hog posted... </cite> <quote>Go ahead and smash that bell to get notifications on future uploads and hey, feel free to support us on patreon to help us keep the good content flowing. It's ya boi Hambo, signing off.</quote>SpaceHamster is that you lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 05/31/21 1:38:05 PM #20:	skermac posted... nope she introduces thevold guy ascher new bf and he is finally the right one Nope, the old guy is introduced as Igor, Ascher is the 22 year old naked finally the right one monocled guy --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:954493756] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>skermac posted... </cite> <quote>nope she introduces thevold guy ascher new bf and he is finally the right one</quote> Nope, the old guy is introduced as Igor, Ascher is the 22 year old naked finally the right one monocled guy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hambo the Hog 05/31/21 2:11:11 PM #21:	AwesomeFawful posted... SpaceHamster is that you lmao Is that his thing? I just thought it sounded painfully generic lol. --- I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1 <cite>Hambo the Hog posted [p:954494769] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>AwesomeFawful posted... </cite> <quote>SpaceHamster is that you lmao</quote>Is that his thing? I just thought it sounded painfully generic lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 05/31/21 2:36:48 PM #22:	Steal him from my sister --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:954495563] in Your 19 ye... [t:79487795]...</cite> <quote>Steal him from my sister </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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