Current Events > I want to order out but I only have $100 dollar bills.

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Lukey_Bug 05/29/21 6:47:14 PM #1:	Most places state they only carry less than $20 in change. (For safety I guess) If I explain that will they do it? Also I'm drunk so I'm not driving --- I don't want this man's life, I just want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:954438390] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Most places state they only carry less than $20 in change. (For safety I guess) If I explain that will they do it? Also I'm drunk so I'm not driving </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 05/29/21 6:47:41 PM #2:	Just eat the $100 bills --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:954438402] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Just eat the $100 bills </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VanananaHeyHey 05/29/21 6:47:46 PM #3:	Order lots of food, bro. --- Please, call me Vanai. CE's official linguist, War-tor-le and Charizard <cite>VanananaHeyHey posted [p:954438405] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Order lots of food, bro. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 05/29/21 6:49:15 PM #4:	Order pizza and freeze it. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:954438441] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Order pizza and freeze it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 05/29/21 6:51:11 PM #5:	Its legal tender, you can call the police if they dont accept it --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:954438514] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Its legal tender, you can call the police if they dont accept it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 05/29/21 6:52:14 PM #6:	Go to a bank --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:954438549] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Go to a bank </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 05/29/21 6:53:48 PM #7:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTGAtLH7Hw <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:954438608] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJTGAtLH7Hw </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/29/21 6:54:32 PM #8:	Do you not have a debit or credit card? --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:954438634] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Do you not have a debit or credit card? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 05/29/21 6:55:15 PM #9:	I just called three local pizza shops. They will not accept 100s on delivery. Apparently its policy. A manager needs to check the bills in case its fake... --- I don't want this man's life, I just want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:954438657] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>I just called three local pizza shops. They will not accept 100s on delivery. Apparently its policy. A manager needs to check the bills in case its fake... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 05/29/21 6:55:16 PM #10:	Irony posted... Just eat the $100 bills this isnt safe my dude why would you even suggest this are you trying to make TC harm himself? --- https://imgur.com/sKghEcP 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:954438659] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Just eat the $100 bills</quote>this isnt safe my dude why would you even suggest this are you trying to make TC harm himself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 05/29/21 6:56:22 PM #11:	TheVipaGTS posted... Do you not have a debit or credit card? Yeah, but that is for autopay bills for the rest of the week. Cash is for my shit --- I don't want this man's life, I just want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:954438689] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>TheVipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>Do you not have a debit or credit card?</quote> Yeah, but that is for autopay bills for the rest of the week. Cash is for my shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/29/21 6:56:53 PM #12:	armandro posted... this isnt safe my dude why would you even suggest this are you trying to make TC harm himself? --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. Why yes, I do get a kick out of being a smug smartass. <cite>awesome999 posted [p:954438705] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>armandro posted...</cite> <quote> this isnt safe my dude why would you even suggest this are you trying to make TC harm himself? </quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheVipaGTS 05/29/21 6:57:00 PM #13:	Lukey_Bug posted... Yeah, but that is for autopay bills for the rest of the week. Cash is for my shit The fuck just use your card for a $20 pizza and deposit one of the hundreds on Monday. --- Dallas Cowboys: 1 - 1 <cite>TheVipaGTS posted [p:954438707] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>Lukey_Bug posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, but that is for autopay bills for the rest of the week. Cash is for my shit</quote>The fuck just use your card for a $20 pizza and deposit one of the hundreds on Monday. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/29/21 6:58:06 PM #14:	i have the same problem. have to go to the bank to break change or go into a supermarket during the day (not morning). --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:954438737] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>i have the same problem. have to go to the bank to break change or go into a supermarket during the day (not morning).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lukey_Bug 05/29/21 7:18:12 PM #15:	I ended up just reheating some old fries. --- I don't want this man's life, I just want his sandwiches. <cite>Lukey_Bug posted [p:954439232] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>I ended up just reheating some old fries. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 05/29/21 7:26:08 PM #16:	You do it to yourself, and thats why it really hurts --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:954439446] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>You do it to yourself, and thats why it really hurts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 05/29/21 7:30:47 PM #17:	ultimate reaver posted... You do it to yourself, freshly baked fries > reheated crappy fries. gawd damnit ><. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:954439578] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>ultimate reaver posted...</cite> <quote>You do it to yourself,</quote> freshly baked fries > reheated crappy fries. gawd damnit ><.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 06/01/21 1:02:04 AM #18:	I can't eat, I have too much money. #firstworldproblems --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:954513628] in I want to ... [t:79485289]...</cite> <quote>I can't eat, I have too much money. #firstworldproblems </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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