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Error1355
05/29/21 7:23:33 AM
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Would you try to rescue your soul?


You come to UnfairRepresent one day to find he is alight like a giant fireball. You see fireduders all over the place with equipment at the ready but they aren't doing anything , just sitting on their thumbs , chatting about shit.

Your heart feels like it's going to leap into your throat as it dawns on you that your soul is trapped inside.

You approach the fire chief called Luke the Fireduder and ask him why he's not putting out the fire.

"With a blaze like there's nothing we can do. It's like Shadow the Hedgehog with all the Chaos Emeralds, there's no point in fighting it. It'd be too dangerous. Just gotta let it burn itself through and make sure it doesn't spread." Luke responds

You explain that your soul Is trapped inside and he says:

"Well it's probably dead or will be soon. There's a soul shop down the street , you can get a new one. Just be glad you're not in there. Gum?" then he offers you a stick of Big Red cinnamon gum.



How do you react?
What do you do?

Invert to kickflip if that way inclined.

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Wii_Shaker
05/29/21 7:26:18 AM
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My soul was never mine. It always belonged to the void.

I'll probably swing by that soul shop later today, if there's time.

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LightningAce11
05/29/21 7:29:13 AM
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Mods bullying unfair again.

Remember when you called him an accordion?
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Nukazie
05/29/21 7:32:48 AM
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i tried selling my soul but i found out that it's worthless :(

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UnfairRepresent
05/29/21 7:47:23 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Mods bullying unfair again.
It's pretty much just Error after Admiral got banned

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The_Korey
05/29/21 7:49:28 AM
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Machete
05/29/21 7:53:05 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

It's pretty much just Error after Admiral got banned


Did they used to double team you? Like an UnfairRepresent sandwich?
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Error1355
05/29/21 7:53:06 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
My soul was never mine. It always belonged to the void.

I'll probably swing by that soul shop later today, if there's time.
I wonder what kinda souls they'll have today.

Nukazie posted...
i tried selling my soul but i found out that it's worthless :(
Damn, try buying a better one at the soul shop maybe?

The_Korey posted...
Mod accountability when?
Sir this is a topic about your UnfairRepresent being on fire and debating on risking your life to save your soul or not.

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The_Korey
05/29/21 7:58:39 AM
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Error1355 posted...
Sir this is a topic about your UnfairRepresent being on fire and debating on risking your life to save your soul or not.



When?

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Machete
05/29/21 8:05:28 AM
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Error1355 posted...

Sir this is a topic about your UnfairRepresent being on fire and debating on risking your life to save your soul or not.


It is also a subway inside of a convenience store that also sells their own sandwiches like the one I bought wine from when all the liqour stores were closed for the night.
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Error1355
05/29/21 8:36:22 AM
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Machete posted...
It is also a subway inside of a convenience store that also sells their own sandwiches like the one I bought wine from when all the liqour stores were closed for the night.
Eat fresh.

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Machete
05/29/21 8:38:48 AM
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Error1355 posted...

Eat fresh.


I actually just got a convenience store sandwich but thag was because the subway portion was already closed for the night. It was a good sandwich though. It had a baguette style bread, which I like more than softer breads.
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Error1355
05/29/21 9:55:18 AM
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Welp, eat semi-fresh.

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