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No_U_L7 05/29/21 4:25:22 AM #1:	it's like i didnt skip a beat lmao immediately gave myself permission to fail, told myself it was fine if i didnt talk to a single girl all night, as long as i stayed out until midnight get to the bar and there's already a lot of talent in the line. a group of 4 hot girls towards the front, and a single hot girl in front of me i immediately start talking to her and she's super into it. we talk, banter and flirt, all the way until we're in the front. she decides to wait for her friends before going in so i go ahead i get a drink and start moving around i see her with her friends and go to re-open. her friends immediately love me (not even knowing i met their friend in line). i stay and chat at some point, it's my girl's turn to play pool. then the hottest girl from the group in line (who was hanging around the whole time) moves over and starts talking to me we end up talking for about 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're all going home. she asks for my number so we can hang out again then the first girl i talked to comes back to me and we talk for another 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're going to the bar next door. she tells me i have to come with them so we do. we get there and the line is super long and her friends say "fuck it, let's just go home" i ask my girl for her number and we exchange contact info before they go home then i came home and ate 1500 calories (barely ate all day to look nice and slim for tonight) and now im going to bed --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954420487] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>it's like i didnt skip a beat lmao immediately gave myself permission to fail, told myself it was fine if i didnt talk to a single girl all night, as long as i stayed out until midnight get to the bar and there's already a lot of talent in the line. a group of 4 hot girls towards the front, and a single hot girl in front of me i immediately start talking to her and she's super into it. we talk, banter and flirt, all the way until we're in the front. she decides to wait for her friends before going in so i go ahead i get a drink and start moving around i see her with her friends and go to re-open. her friends immediately love me (not even knowing i met their friend in line). i stay and chat at some point, it's my girl's turn to play pool. then the hottest girl from the group in line (who was hanging around the whole time) moves over and starts talking to me we end up talking for about 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're all going home. she asks for my number so we can hang out again then the first girl i talked to comes back to me and we talk for another 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're going to the bar next door. she tells me i have to come with them so we do. we get there and the line is super long and her friends say "fuck it, let's just go home" i ask my girl for her number and we exchange contact info before they go home then i came home and ate 1500 calories (barely ate all day to look nice and slim for tonight) and now im going to bed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 05/29/21 5:53:36 AM #2:	No_U_L7 posted... then i came home and ate 1500 calories (barely ate all day to look nice and slim for tonight) and now im going to bed What's the last thing you ate? --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:954421389] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>then i came home and ate 1500 calories (barely ate all day to look nice and slim for tonight) and now im going to bed</quote> What's the last thing you ate? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 05/29/21 5:54:54 AM #3:	Reminds me of the time it was my first night back at the bars after 15+ months it's like i didnt skip a beat lmao immediately gave myself permission to fail, told myself it was fine if i didnt talk to a single girl all night, as long as i stayed out until midnight get to the bar and there's already a lot of talent in the line. a group of 4 hot girls towards the front, and a single hot girl in front of me i immediately start talking to her and she's super into it. we talk, banter and flirt, all the way until we're in the front. she decides to wait for her friends before going in so i go ahead i get a drink and start moving around i see her with her friends and go to re-open. her friends immediately love me (not even knowing i met their friend in line). i stay and chat at some point, it's my girl's turn to play pool. then the hottest girl from the group in line (who was hanging around the whole time) moves over and starts talking to me we end up talking for about 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're all going home. she asks for my number so we can hang out again then the first girl i talked to comes back to me and we talk for another 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're going to the bar next door. she tells me i have to come with them so we do. we get there and the line is super long and her friends say "fuck it, let's just go home" i ask my girl for her number and we exchange contact info before they go home then i came home and ate 1500 calories (barely ate all day to look nice and slim for tonight) and now im going to bed --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. Why yes, I do get a kick out of being a smug smartass. <cite>awesome999 posted [p:954421402] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Reminds me of the time it was my first night back at the bars after 15+ months it's like i didnt skip a beat lmao immediately gave myself permission to fail, told myself it was fine if i didnt talk to a single girl all night, as long as i stayed out until midnight get to the bar and there's already a lot of talent in the line. a group of 4 hot girls towards the front, and a single hot girl in front of me i immediately start talking to her and she's super into it. we talk, banter and flirt, all the way until we're in the front. she decides to wait for her friends before going in so i go ahead i get a drink and start moving around i see her with her friends and go to re-open. her friends immediately love me (not even knowing i met their friend in line). i stay and chat at some point, it's my girl's turn to play pool. then the hottest girl from the group in line (who was hanging around the whole time) moves over and starts talking to me we end up talking for about 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're all going home. she asks for my number so we can hang out again then the first girl i talked to comes back to me and we talk for another 15-20 minutes until her friends tell her they're going to the bar next door. she tells me i have to come with them so we do. we get there and the line is super long and her friends say "fuck it, let's just go home" i ask my girl for her number and we exchange contact info before they go home then i came home and ate 1500 calories (barely ate all day to look nice and slim for tonight) and now im going to bed</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/29/21 5:55:48 AM #4:	BlingBling22947 posted... What's the last thing you ate? spaghetti carbonara with garlic bread i ate like 1/4th of it and a slice of pizza was all i had all day downed the rest of it once i got home gonna finish the pizza tmrw (4 slices left) and a couple eggs as my only food (dieting sucks but ive packed on a couple pounds during quarantine) --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954421413] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>BlingBling22947 posted...</cite> <quote> What's the last thing you ate? </quote> spaghetti carbonara with garlic bread i ate like 1/4th of it and a slice of pizza was all i had all day downed the rest of it once i got home gonna finish the pizza tmrw (4 slices left) and a couple eggs as my only food (dieting sucks but ive packed on a couple pounds during quarantine)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 05/29/21 5:56:28 AM #5:	yes, this is a dense read --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:954421422] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>yes, this is a dense read </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 05/29/21 5:57:53 AM #6:	Nice. Sounds like a successful night. Was it a new bar or one you typically went to in the past? I'm not good at bars. Most of the time I pick up hot retail / fast food workers. Can't wait until June 15th when the masks come off so I can find out if the 10 or so girls I've been talking to in the past month are hot / worth my time. One girl gave me her number + snap but turns out she's better looking with the mask on so I decided to just wait until then. --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:954421441] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Nice. Sounds like a successful night. Was it a new bar or one you typically went to in the past? I'm not good at bars. Most of the time I pick up hot retail / fast food workers. Can't wait until June 15th when the masks come off so I can find out if the 10 or so girls I've been talking to in the past month are hot / worth my time. One girl gave me her number + snap but turns out she's better looking with the mask on so I decided to just wait until then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 05/29/21 5:59:26 AM #7:	There is nothing about this I find relatable and I'm not sure how I feel about it. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 <cite>joe40001 posted [p:954421452] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>There is nothing about this I find relatable and I'm not sure how I feel about it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/29/21 5:59:52 AM #8:	SomeLikeItHoth posted... Nice. Sounds like a successful night. Was it a new bar or one you typically went to in the past? I'm not good at bars. Most of the time I pick up hot retail / fast food workers. Can't wait until June 15th when the masks come off so I can find out if the 10 or so girls I've been talking to in the past month are hot / worth my time. One girl gave me her number + snap but turns out she's better looking with the mask on so I decided to just wait until then. nah, it was a frequent joint of mine, just a few blocks from my place --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954421457] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>SomeLikeItHoth posted...</cite> <quote>Nice. Sounds like a successful night. Was it a new bar or one you typically went to in the past? I'm not good at bars. Most of the time I pick up hot retail / fast food workers. Can't wait until June 15th when the masks come off so I can find out if the 10 or so girls I've been talking to in the past month are hot / worth my time. One girl gave me her number + snap but turns out she's better looking with the mask on so I decided to just wait until then. </quote> nah, it was a frequent joint of mine, just a few blocks from my place</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 05/29/21 6:01:05 AM #9:	Shit up oderbs. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:954421470] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Shit up oderbs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/29/21 6:06:41 AM #10:	Yea but how many bowls of urine have you accumulated in the last 15 months? --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:954421528] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Yea but how many bowls of urine have you accumulated in the last 15 months? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/29/21 6:08:04 AM #11:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Yea but how many bowls of urine have you accumulated in the last 15 months? https://imgur.com/E5fT4jM --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954421538] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted...</cite> <quote>Yea but how many bowls of urine have you accumulated in the last 15 months? </quote> https://imgur.com/E5fT4jM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/29/21 6:10:59 AM #12:	Lol --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:954421564] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 05/29/21 6:29:48 AM #13:	No_U_L7 posted... https://imgur.com/E5fT4jM That's just soup. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:954421764] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/E5fT4jM</quote>That's just soup. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/29/21 1:06:12 PM #14:	Lokison posted... That's just soup. It's vodka --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954429462] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted...</cite> <quote> That's just soup. </quote> It's vodka</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 05/29/21 1:07:30 PM #15:	Oh great this gimmick again >_> --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:954429499] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Oh great this gimmick again >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/29/21 1:17:07 PM #16:	spikethedevil posted... Oh great this gimmick again >_> just sharing stories from my life --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954429744] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted...</cite> <quote>Oh great this gimmick again >_> </quote> just sharing stories from my life</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DystopiaMan 05/29/21 1:23:37 PM #17:	I'm 36, would I be able to have luck at bars by myself? --- Insert signature here <cite>DystopiaMan posted [p:954429906] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>I'm 36, would I be able to have luck at bars by myself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 05/29/21 1:27:31 PM #18:	DystopiaMan posted... I'm 36, would I be able to have luck at bars by myself? not if you havent been doing it for a while...but practice makes perfect --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:954430008] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>DystopiaMan posted...</cite> <quote>I'm 36, would I be able to have luck at bars by myself? </quote> not if you havent been doing it for a while...but practice makes perfect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 05/29/21 1:32:20 PM #19:	Good stuff man --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:954430130] in pick up ar... [t:79484378]...</cite> <quote>Good stuff man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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