Current Events > G*mers when HZD released: ''wtf why is aloy so ugly. she looks like a dude.

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_BIueMonk
05/29/21 3:27:43 AM
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i can't fap to this!!!''

G*mers when HFW gameplay dropped: "wtf why did they ruin gaming sex icon Aloy?!? she was so gorgeous and sexual in the first game, but now shes fat! i can't fap to this!!"

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EnglishBullDoug
05/29/21 3:31:08 AM
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I haven't heard one person say this, but in all fairness I don't have my ear to the ground on this game. And you are right that people were pretty vicious about her when HZD came out.
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_BIueMonk
05/29/21 3:40:05 AM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
I haven't heard one person say this, but in all fairness I don't have my ear to the ground on this game. And you are right that people were pretty vicious about her when HZD came out.
oh

G*mers are PISSED

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/nmv8ln/horizon_the_new_frontier/

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piner
05/29/21 3:44:38 AM
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"Horizon Zero Diet"

lmao

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pegusus123456
05/29/21 3:45:50 AM
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piner posted...
"Horizon Zero Diet"

lmao
Okay, the complaints are dumb, but this one got me.

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EnglishBullDoug
05/29/21 3:48:17 AM
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I guess her cheeks are a little fatter. HZD was so good that I don't really care.
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Dark_SilverX
05/29/21 5:03:30 AM
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those g*mers dumb as hell

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ROBANN_88
05/29/21 5:17:39 AM
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Why are you censoring the a in "Gamers"?

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pegusus123456
05/29/21 5:19:21 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Why are you censoring the a in "Gamers"?
It's from the satirical subreddit r/banvideogames.

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Bloodmoon77
05/29/21 5:22:05 AM
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I find it hilarious honestly. She was a great character and that was definitely a neckbeard gamer reaction to her.

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DeadBankerDream
05/29/21 5:26:24 AM
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Why does the topic have no pics of supposedly fat Aloy? I don't play these games and have no clue whats upsetting people and I don't want to google.

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Bloodmoon77
05/29/21 5:29:50 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Why does the topic have no pics of supposedly fat Aloy? I don't play these games and have no clue whats upsetting people and I don't want to google.
People were upset about her cheeks I feel like lol

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ssjevot
05/29/21 5:56:44 AM
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I Googled pictures of her and she isn't fat at all. My complaint is actually her stickish arms when they should be fairly muscular for obvious reasons.

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_BIueMonk
05/29/21 12:12:39 PM
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ssjevot posted...
I Googled pictures of her and she isn't fat at all. My complaint is actually her stickish arms when they should be fairly muscular for obvious reasons.
Yeah someone mentioned that in a reddit post and someone posted that back muscles are more important and showed pics of this tiny thin woman who's an expert archer

But she was trained in the wilderness. I feel like she'd be muscular anyway

But if they did that, it'd be TLoU2 all over again

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Squall28
05/29/21 12:19:08 PM
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You got to admit the reason for changing her was stupid as hell. They thought the model for her looked too feminine and weak, so they made her look more like a man so she would look "tougher."


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devilminion
05/29/21 12:20:03 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Why does the topic have no pics of supposedly fat Aloy? I don't play these games and have no clue whats upsetting people and I don't want to google.


From the PS5 board

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Error1355
05/29/21 12:21:01 PM
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EnglishBullDoug posted...
I haven't heard one person say this, but in all fairness I don't have my ear to the ground on this game. And you are right that people were pretty vicious about her when HZD came out.
PS4/PS5 board has a ton of folks up in arms over how attractive girls are in games or not. It's fucking pathetic.

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Tyranthraxus
05/29/21 12:21:31 PM
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I'm getting vibes that they tried to copy Abby and it didn't quite work out right.

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Nemu
05/29/21 12:22:35 PM
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devilminion posted...
From the PS5 board

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Assuming that isnt photoshopped, Id say that is complaint worthy. That looks as bad as the Cole redesign debacle in Infamous.
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CalosiaTana
05/29/21 12:37:42 PM
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So that's what a women is supposed to look like?

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NOM
05/29/21 12:43:46 PM
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Wow what the hell did they do to her? I've never played nor cared about any Horizon game but even I can tell they fucked up on the latest design.

Looks so different and worse.

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KINDERFELD
05/29/21 12:44:20 PM
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Nemu posted...
Assuming that isnt photoshopped, Id say that is complaint worthy. That looks as bad as the Cole redesign debacle in Infamous.

Try and keep your penis out of your thought processing.

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DezDroppedFreak
05/29/21 12:46:41 PM
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More apt comparison

looks fine. Not even that big of a difference, and the best difference is she doesnt look like she has a coat of petroleum jelly anymore. Who fucking cares

I hate capital G gamers

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_BIueMonk
05/29/21 12:51:33 PM
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CalosiaTana posted...
So that's what a women is supposed to look like?
A sexy anime babe

Obviously

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Tyranthraxus
05/29/21 12:52:07 PM
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I can't stop looking at the new hair / forehead. Something about it just looks off

The color is also less saturated

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iPhone_7
05/29/21 12:53:09 PM
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They targeted gamers

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KINDERFELD
05/29/21 12:57:10 PM
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Devs: "How to get them talking about HFW?"

Marketing Dpt: "Make Aloy look like their mothers"


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CalosiaTana
05/29/21 1:01:08 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
A sexy anime babe

Obviously

A sexy anime babe is what a women is supposed to look like?

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_BIueMonk
05/29/21 1:01:11 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
I always thought Aloy was a cutie but its also not remotely important to the game being fun or not
You mean

The creators didn't intend on her being a sexual icon that fulfill g*mers hot burning desire for sexy women?

Is that legal? Someone get Sony on the line.

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Tyranthraxus
05/29/21 1:01:16 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
Devs: "How to get them talking about HFW?"

Marketing Dpt: "Make Aloy look like their mothers"
My mom looking like aloy would be a pretty massive upgrade

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Kaiganeer
05/29/21 1:01:28 PM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...


More apt comparison

looks fine. Not even that big of a difference, and the best difference is she doesnt look like she has a coat of petroleum jelly anymore. Who fucking cares

I hate capital G gamers
she looks like the fat sidekick from infamous
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eggcorn
05/29/21 1:03:11 PM
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thicc

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Fony
05/29/21 1:04:30 PM
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Lol. Damn.



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creativerealms
05/29/21 1:27:57 PM
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I get attacked if I say this on a PlayStation board but maybe it will be safe to say here, I don't think Aloy looks that ugly, plane but she likely lives in a world without make up.

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ThePrinceFish
05/29/21 1:33:15 PM
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She went from looking like a plain girl to looking like the young male lead of a Pixar movie about chubby kids.

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Medussa
05/29/21 1:35:58 PM
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she just looks older to me.

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eggcorn
05/29/21 1:50:39 PM
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Fony posted...
Lol. Damn.

ah shit

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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/29/21 1:54:15 PM
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piner posted...
"Horizon Zero Diet"

lmao
Underrated post

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Cemith
05/29/21 1:58:38 PM
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I've always liked Aloy's design \_()_/

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Hayame Zero
05/29/21 2:01:16 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
oh

G*mers are PISSED

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/nmv8ln/horizon_the_new_frontier/
Wow, I am glad I unsubbed and left that sub in the dust years ago.

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KINDERFELD
05/29/21 2:31:15 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
My mom looking like aloy would be a pretty massive upgrade


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What_
05/29/21 2:37:37 PM
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Is this like an expansion to the original game or is this a full sequel?
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Hayame Zero
05/29/21 2:47:50 PM
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What_ posted...
Is this like an expansion to the original game or is this a full sequel?
Full sequel

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Smackems
05/29/21 2:49:29 PM
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devilminion posted...
From the PS5 board

and
Damn what a chonker!

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What_
05/29/21 2:53:06 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
Ded
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Hayame Zero
05/30/21 11:10:48 AM
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I can't stop laughing and cringing at this:



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