Current Events > "Army of the Dead" kinda sucks.

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au_gold 05/27/21 4:21:51 PM #1:	I have 30 minutes left, but unless the ending has some mind-bendingly epic twist that recontextualizes the whole film, I dont see it getting better. Why the fuck is a generic zombie action movie 2-and-a-half hours long? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:954366570] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>I have 30 minutes left, but unless the ending has some mind-bendingly epic twist that recontextualizes the whole film, I dont see it getting better. Why the fuck is a generic zombie action movie 2-and-a-half hours long? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Oreos74 05/27/21 4:23:46 PM #2:	Because Zack Snyder sucks --- https://imgur.com/e9OCH https://imgur.com/RnA9A <cite>Oreos74 posted [p:954366648] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Because Zack Snyder sucks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 05/27/21 4:24:53 PM #3:	For what it's worth, it at least didn't have the trope of ~~humans are the real monsters~~ like almost every other zombie media --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:954366696] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>For what it's worth, it at least didn't have the trope of humans are the real monsters like almost every other zombie media </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 05/27/21 4:26:08 PM #4:	Tbh I had fun with it. Characters were paper thin and plot was generic, but some of the ideas were so ridiculously absurd (~~zombie tigers~~) that it at least kept my interest. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:954366747] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Tbh I had fun with it. Characters were paper thin and plot was generic, but some of the ideas were so ridiculously absurd (zombie tigers) that it at least kept my interest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 05/27/21 4:39:15 PM #5:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... Characters were paper thin and plot was generic Thats what killed it for me. It wouldve been more fun as a 90-minute Suicide Squad mission that focused on cool action scenes, but dragging it out for so long made me lose interest. Dawn of the Dead was far better. Props to Dave Bautista for giving a good performance, though. He was the only person that didnt make me cringe whenever they attempted characterization. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:954367164] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite> <quote>Characters were paper thin and plot was generic</quote>Thats what killed it for me. It wouldve been more fun as a 90-minute Suicide Squad mission that focused on cool action scenes, but dragging it out for so long made me lose interest. Dawn of the Dead was far better. Props to Dave Bautista for giving a good performance, though. He was the only person that didnt make me cringe whenever they attempted characterization. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 05/27/21 4:42:01 PM #6:	I watched it, it was ok i felt something off about it. Then RLM pointed out it was a ripoff of Aliens and it clicked for me lol --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:954367251] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>I watched it, it was ok i felt something off about it. Then RLM pointed out it was a ripoff of Aliens and it clicked for me lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrAyFoX312k 05/27/21 4:42:35 PM #7:	When tik tok guy shot a plastic gas can to make it explode is when I really stopped taking the movie seriously. --- "A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!" -Grayfox <cite>GrAyFoX312k posted [p:954367270] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>When tik tok guy shot a plastic gas can to make it explode is when I really stopped taking the movie seriously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 05/27/21 4:43:04 PM #8:	The zombie tiger was ridiculous but its a zombie movie so I let it slide. --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:954367281] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>The zombie tiger was ridiculous but its a zombie movie so I let it slide. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 05/27/21 4:43:15 PM #9:	It also led to zombies taking over a wwe ring. --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh #BoopTroop <cite>AirFresh posted [p:954367290] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>It also led to zombies taking over a wwe ring. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 05/27/21 4:44:52 PM #10:	Oreos74 posted... Because Zack Snyder sucks This why the fuck did you have any expectations? --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:954367343] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Oreos74 posted... </cite> <quote>Because Zack Snyder sucks</quote>This why the fuck did you have any expectations? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 05/27/21 4:45:38 PM #11:	zombie tiger was weird, but nowhere as wtf as the ~~zombie pregnancy~~ --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:954367372] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>zombie tiger was weird, but nowhere as wtf as the zombie pregnancy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 05/27/21 4:45:48 PM #12:	Uh kinda? --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:954367378] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Uh kinda? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pinotage 05/27/21 4:49:14 PM #13:	Snyder was allowed to do Snyder things. He's honestly worse than Michael Bay at this stage. --- Husikam ...Believes in Patterns <cite>Pinotage posted [p:954367475] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Snyder was allowed to do Snyder things. He's honestly worse than Michael Bay at this stage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pinotage 05/27/21 4:50:48 PM #14:	Batista's doing well. Knives Out 2 and Dune will be an awesome test of how good his acting chops are. --- Husikam ...Believes in Patterns <cite>Pinotage posted [p:954367533] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Batista's doing well. Knives Out 2 and Dune will be an awesome test of how good his acting chops are. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 05/27/21 4:55:29 PM #15:	refmon posted... This why the fuck did you have any expectations? Dawn of the Dead was good. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:954367727] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>refmon posted... </cite> <quote>This why the fuck did you have any expectations?</quote>Dawn of the Dead was good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 05/27/21 4:58:05 PM #16:	Pinotage posted... Batista's doing well. Knives Out 2 and Dune will be an awesome test of how good his acting chops are. I thought that he was decent in Blade Runner 2049, too --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:954367817] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Pinotage posted... </cite> <quote>Batista's doing well. Knives Out 2 and Dune will be an awesome test of how good his acting chops are.</quote>I thought that he was decent in Blade Runner 2049, too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pinotage 05/27/21 5:04:21 PM #17:	g0ldie posted... I thought that he was decent in Blade Runner 2049, too I agree, he was super impressive. --- Husikam ...Believes in Patterns <cite>Pinotage posted [p:954368050] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>I thought that he was decent in Blade Runner 2049, too</quote> I agree, he was super impressive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 05/27/21 5:08:33 PM #18:	g0ldie posted... I thought that he was decent in Blade Runner 2049, too Id even say he was great in that, just ~~that he played a fairly muted character that didnt have a ton of screen time which should be hard to fuck up especially with an excellent director~~ --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:954368201] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>I thought that he was decent in Blade Runner 2049, too</quote> Id even say he was great in that, just that he played a fairly muted character that didnt have a ton of screen time which should be hard to fuck up especially with an excellent director </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
davyheinz 05/27/21 5:12:31 PM #19:	Yeah, its bad. No way around it. I watched it, didnt know anything about it besides people were kind of hype, but it has serious issues. --- ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY & Zed <cite>davyheinz posted [p:954368345] in "Army... [t:79481676]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, its bad. No way around it. I watched it, didnt know anything about it besides people were kind of hype, but it has serious issues. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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