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-Unowninator-
05/26/21 11:54:44 PM
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*For the Portal Gun, you could shoot Portals on any flat surfaces, as opposed to just white surfaces.
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I Like Toast
05/26/21 11:55:42 PM
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*sticks op in portal loop*

cya in 2 weeks

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Irony
05/26/21 11:56:02 PM
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Could I use the portal gun to split people in half Rick and Morty style?

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-Unowninator-
05/26/21 11:56:29 PM
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Irony posted...
Could I use the portal gun to split people in half Rick and Morty style?

No, the Portals are completely safe.
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Chicken
05/26/21 11:57:07 PM
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I'd probably cause more accidental harm with the portal gun, it would be so easy to screw up and cause major damage.

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monkmith
05/26/21 11:57:28 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
*sticks op in portal loop*

cya in 2 weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am86JkLRDKE

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AlisLandale
05/26/21 11:57:42 PM
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If theres no limit to portal distance, Ill take the portal gun.

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-Unowninator-
05/26/21 11:57:44 PM
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Chicken posted...
I'd probably cause more accidental harm with the portal gun, it would be so easy to screw up and cause major damage.

How so?
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Guide
05/27/21 12:00:09 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
How so?

I don't know about accidentally, but you could fuck up a lot of houses with one portal at the bottom of a community pool.

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monkmith
05/27/21 12:01:02 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
How so?
well a simple way would be dealing with built momentum. you dont have magic boots that dissipate fall damage so any momentum you build up is going to hurt you and a loop will end with you going splat.

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teep_
05/27/21 12:02:26 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
If theres no limit to portal distance, Ill take the portal gun.

Considering in Portal 2 you shoot a portal from the earth to the moon that shouldn't be an issue
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-Unowninator-
05/27/21 12:02:34 AM
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monkmith posted...

well a simple way would be dealing with built momentum. you dont have magic boots that dissipate fall damage so any momentum you build up is going to hurt you and a loop will end with you going splat.

Touch
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MuayThai85
05/27/21 12:03:58 AM
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Portal gun. I'd put one portal in my house in Thailand and the other in Canada. Easy travel between both. Could work in Canada and live in Thailand. Best of both worlds.

In all reality I'd likely end up in jail after using it to smuggle drugs.

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Master Kazuya
05/27/21 12:05:22 AM
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-Unowninator- posted...
How so?

Shooting one portal in a volcano and the other on a bird

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Pandamonic
05/27/21 12:09:41 AM
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For criminal affairs, portal gun.
For day to day affairs, like when I don't wanna get up to get the remote, gravity gun.

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-Unowninator-
05/27/21 9:06:58 PM
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bump
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-Unowninator-
05/27/21 9:44:50 PM
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Wow, I really thought the Gravity Gun would win.
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jumi
05/27/21 11:05:12 PM
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*makes portal at crotch level*

*makes portal at face level*

*unzip*

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K181
05/27/21 11:16:08 PM
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Portal gun would only work on specialty surfaces that don't exist irl, but seeing as that's accounted for, using it for anything fun would cripple you, or worse, without magic leg braces.

Easily the gravity gun.

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-Unowninator-
05/27/21 11:33:40 PM
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jumi posted...
*makes portal at crotch level*

*makes portal at face level*

*unzip*

Paradise PD did a similar joke, except he was eating his own ass.
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Darmik
05/27/21 11:34:47 PM
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Portal gun would be way more handy. Cut down commutes or travel time to wherever you want.

The hardest part would be deciding when to lose a portal to make a new one.

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