Current Events > Hey CE, am I the asshole in this situation?

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Another_Voice 05/23/21 8:47:20 PM #1:	My mom (86F) told me (15M) to do the dishes (16) but I (17M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (33M) grabbed my controller (DualShock4) and threw it at her (138MPH). She fucking died, and I (14M) went to prison (18Yrs). While in prison I (33M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (Coke) into the country. I (22M) have also ordered the assassinations of several beloved celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (Classified). CE, am I the asshole? <cite>Another_Voice posted [p:954228315] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>My mom (86F) told me (15M) to do the dishes (16) but I (17M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (33M) grabbed my controller (DualShock4) and threw it at her (138MPH). She fucking died, and I (14M) went to prison (18Yrs). While in prison I (33M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (Coke) into the country. I (22M) have also ordered the assassinations of several beloved celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (Classified). CE, am I the asshole? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 05/23/21 8:49:17 PM #2:	yes --- https://imgur.com/ca2qBa1 ^My wife <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:954228363] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nacen 05/23/21 8:53:37 PM #3:	Uhh. --- https://www.last.fm/user/Nacen Yep. <cite>Nacen posted [p:954228497] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>Uhh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SevenTenths 05/23/21 9:02:04 PM #4:	There are reddit circle jerk subreddits you can post this on instead of shit posting here --- If you do things right, people won't be sure that you have done anything at all. I Like Toast Alt - https://mikelikesthis.net/ The Blog Is back <cite>SevenTenths posted [p:954228721] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>There are reddit circle jerk subreddits you can post this on instead of shit posting here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 05/23/21 9:03:24 PM #5:	Trying to read that made my brain hurt --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:954228749] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>Trying to read that made my brain hurt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 05/23/21 9:04:49 PM #6:	Somebody post that godzilla died reading this pic --- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. <cite>David1988 posted [p:954228796] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>Somebody post that godzilla died reading this pic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorthremar 05/23/21 9:09:24 PM #7:	did you think this was funny --- the 9/11 buildings got destroyed in the 9/11 thing - xyphilia <cite>Lorthremar posted [p:954228909] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>did you think this was funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531 05/23/21 9:12:48 PM #8:	Lorthremar posted... did you think this was funny I laughed. --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:954229029] in Hey CE, am... [t:79474924]...</cite> <quote>Lorthremar posted...</cite><quote>did you think this was funny</quote>I laughed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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