Current Events > I fucking hate gaming laptops.
| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
|---|---|
|
Another_Voice 05/23/21 8:34:06 PM #1: |
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every single time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700 pound beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than one of Amy Schumer's thighs. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my final texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes me to my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders and breaks apart, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Dakimakura 05/23/21 8:35:00 PM #2: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
David1988 05/23/21 8:36:07 PM #3: |
I get what you mean, today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every single time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700 pound beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than one of Amy Schumer's thighs. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my final texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes me to my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders and breaks apart, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
--- Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
RAAAWWWRRR 05/23/21 8:36:55 PM #4: |
Yea I understand.. today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every single time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700 pound beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than one of Amy Schumer's thighs. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a f***ing outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my final texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes me to my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth-s***tering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders and breaks apart, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I f***ing hate gaming laptops.
--- Ryzen 9 3950X, RTX 3080 FE/PS4 Pro 500 Million Limited Edition #31,033/Xbox One X Platinum Taco Bell Limited Edition, Nintendo Switch, PS5, Xbox Sex ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Life Sympathy 05/23/21 8:36:58 PM #5: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVPHX-San0I
--- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Irony 05/23/21 8:37:40 PM #6: |
 --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
DarkRoast 05/23/21 8:38:23 PM #7: |
 Meanwhile mine has an RTX 2080 and looks like this --- Razer Blade 15 - Core i7-9750H, 32 GB RAM (2666), RTX 2080 MQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
pojr 05/23/21 8:38:25 PM #8: |
A+ topic
--- pojr I summon it. You spell it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
|
Johnny_Nutcase 05/23/21 8:39:03 PM #9: |
I have a feeling your college career is going to work out just fine.
--- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
| Topic List |
Page List:
1 |