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Another_Voice 05/21/21 9:41:15 PM #1: |
Look, I don't wanna sound like a dick here, but there is no ladder out there that would ever impress me. In my opinion, a ladder isn't ever really a ladder until someone climbs it, and when someone does climb it, I'm impressed by the climber, not the ladder. Hey, and this is coming from a guy who owns three ladders and uses at least one of them once a month. I've climbed ladders, okay pal? Don't think I'm a guy who has only seen ladders on TV or that I just talk a big game. I'm a big man with big ladders. "Oh, look at me! I climb ladders with no shoes on! I'm a hot man!" I'm not like that, okay? I climb ladders by necessity. I use ladders as tool. I don't romanticize ladders. I don't treat them like people. I don't imagine a lady ladder where the act of climbing is sexual in nature and she blushes and moans as I ascend and descend her rungs all night long. I don't do that. I don't use my ladders for sexual gratification. They're just tools. They're not impressive. They will never impress me. They're just ladders.
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Irony 05/21/21 9:44:54 PM #3: |
Ladders are only as impressive as the Jackie Chan wielding them
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MrToothHasYou 05/21/21 9:45:32 PM #4: |
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Hayame Zero 05/21/21 9:46:23 PM #5: |
We would still be standing on rocks if not for Thomas Ladder's invention.
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LincolnDuncan 05/21/21 9:48:25 PM #6: |
Ladders aren't trying to impress you, dude. They're beyond that. Ladders are a lot like Bill Murray in that way.
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masterpug53 05/21/21 9:55:24 PM #7: |
TC obviously didn't go to college:
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