Current Events > 5 million but you must star in a movie with Kevin Hart and Emma Roberts

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MedeaLysistrata
05/20/21 8:06:23 PM
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The director is notorious for filming dozens of takes to get the perfect scene

The site is fully catered and you have your own trailer

You also get royalties

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Balrog0
05/20/21 8:07:01 PM
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Nice seems like an awesome experience even though I would certainly perform poorly and be lambasted. Easy yes

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Umbreon
05/20/21 8:07:19 PM
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Absolutely

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ssj3vegeta_
05/20/21 8:07:50 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
05/20/21 8:10:58 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Do i fuck emma Roberts in da movie
No

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BigG777
05/20/21 8:11:51 PM
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Do I at least make out with Emma Roberts?
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MedeaLysistrata
05/20/21 8:12:05 PM
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BigG777 posted...
Do I at least make out with Emma Roberts?
Yea

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King Rial
05/20/21 8:13:52 PM
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Deals.

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FortuneCookie
05/20/21 8:13:53 PM
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You had me at catering.
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El Mexicano Texano
05/20/21 8:15:17 PM
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She's the worse Emma out of Stone and Watson and Heart is garbage that's an easy no from me

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LordFarquad1312
05/20/21 8:15:51 PM
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You had me at Emma Roberts

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DepreceV2
05/20/21 8:16:41 PM
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As much of a train wreck I'll be trying to act, no way I can pass up that money. I'll make it work somehow. If they didn't want this train wreck then they wouldn't have hired me for 5 million

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ssj3vegeta_
05/20/21 8:22:54 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
She's the worse Emma out of Stone and Watson and Heart is garbage that's an easy no from me

She's da prettiest Emma
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Irony
05/20/21 8:24:05 PM
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I liked Emma Roberts better before she got knocked up

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pfh1001
05/20/21 8:31:39 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
The director is notorious for filming dozens of takes to get the perfect scene

The site is fully catered and you have your own trailer

You also get royalties


Easily worth it, very little downside.
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ViewtifulGrave
05/20/21 8:46:30 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
Heart is garbage that's an easy no from me
Why is that?

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rexcrk
05/20/21 8:52:06 PM
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There is literally no downside to this.

How long would it take to film this movie? Like a year?

A year of bullshit to be set for life afterwards? Who wouldnt take that?

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Xavier_On_High
05/20/21 8:54:38 PM
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Mistere Man
05/20/21 8:55:35 PM
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Deal!

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Antbregante
05/20/21 8:56:26 PM
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I'd do it for much lass than that.

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MedeaLysistrata
05/20/21 8:59:34 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Do I f*** Kevin Hart in the movie?
there is a three way make out scene with you, him, and Emma Roberts

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Solar_Crimson
05/20/21 9:03:19 PM
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Do Kevin and Emma shack up in the film?

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MedeaLysistrata
05/20/21 9:03:47 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Do Kevin and Emma shack up in the film?
no. other than a drug induced make out scene there is no romance or sex.

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DDirtyDastard
05/20/21 9:07:25 PM
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Sure. I'd have to fight off all the agents and movie exec's after that. I'm a spectacular actor.
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slmcknett
05/20/21 9:21:37 PM
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Umbreon posted...
Absolutely

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