Poll of the Day > what's the weirdest thing you remember making up when you were a kid?

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PunishedOni
05/19/21 11:27:31 AM
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i said a swear word and when my mom got mad at me i tried to convince her i learned it from catdog and had no idea what it meant

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Far-Queue
05/19/21 11:41:14 AM
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I faked an Australian accent through an entire first date. I'm sure it sounded fake as hell, too. I'm from Massachusetts. There was no second date lol

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Cruddy_horse
05/19/21 4:26:52 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I faked an Australian accent through an entire first date. I'm sure it sounded fake as hell, too. I'm from Massachusetts. There was no second date lol

What possesses people to do this.
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Far-Queue
05/19/21 4:33:40 PM
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Stupidity

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Far-Queue
05/19/21 4:34:49 PM
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In my defense this happened very early in my teens

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PunishedOni
05/19/21 5:15:54 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
What possesses people to do this.
having undeveloped brains? like the point of the topic? dont shame people for it, it's fun to hear the stories and youll discourage them lol

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DDirtyDastard
05/19/21 5:36:21 PM
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I used to tell kids I was a black belt in karate when I had never even been in a class before. They all believed me because I used to get in a lot of fights and I'd always win.
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SunWuKung420
05/19/21 5:41:36 PM
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That I'm also from Planet Weirdo and Gonzo is my cousin.

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ReggieTheReckless
05/19/21 5:43:43 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
I faked an Australian accent through an entire first date. I'm sure it sounded fake as hell, too. I'm from Massachusetts. There was no second date lol
Weird. I was with my cousin once when he did that to two girls we met by a pool. It also was a bad fake accent.

My cousin confirmed.
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PunishedOni
05/19/21 6:18:37 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
Weird. I was with my cousin once when he did that to two girls we met by a pool. It also was a bad fake accent.

My cousin confirmed.
did it impress the girls

DDirtyDastard posted...
I used to tell kids I was a black belt in karate when I had never even been in a class before. They all believed me because I used to get in a lot of fights and I'd always win.

i made up an elaborate magic system and tried to convince people i was a wizard but couldnt show anybody my spells in action because of wizard rules. it was sort of like a mini-constructed language except all the words were just symbols and they were all like 'throw', 'erase', 'fireball', 'frost beam' etc

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