Poll of the Day > I dont understand how Planet Fitness exists

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MondoMan180
05/16/21 12:29:11 AM
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https://youtu.be/Odg2K25sLGg

I hate it there but I am also scared they are so widespread because it means the world doesnt make sense, like tomorrow I could wake up and see fish floating around outside blowing air bubbles or my new neighbors be pink fuzzy crayon monsters, and everyone will be like " what are you talkin about this is perfectly normal and has always been a thing."

A gym...where lifting isnt allowed? A "judgement free zone"...that uses "lunk alarm?" What kind of people patronize it, is it like fat moms in their 50s who are just really easily intimidated? I am so confused that they are able to sustain their business model.

Edit: Oh yea I think they also have free pizza days, at least they used to

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aiyobro
05/16/21 12:52:43 AM
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gyms nowaday's are for "women"
don't see any boxing rings or free weights anymore
too much insurance

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Mead
05/16/21 12:56:25 AM
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My dad loves the place. Hes an old trucker and its a good place that he can find pretty much anywhere and its a cheap option for him to get some regular exercise

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MondoMan180
05/16/21 12:57:51 AM
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aiyobro posted...
gyms nowaday's are for "women"
don't see any boxing rings or free weights anymore
too much insurance

Everything is for women now

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Mead
05/16/21 12:58:32 AM
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MondoMan180 posted...
Everything is for women now

not gay dudes

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MondoMan180
05/16/21 12:59:03 AM
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Mead posted...
My dad loves the place. Hes an old trucker and its a good place that he can find pretty much anywhere and its a cheap option for him to get some regular exercise

Ok in that scenario I could see it being a good option

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shadowsword87
05/16/21 12:59:05 AM
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You don't seem to understand who the actual clients are at a gym.
It's not the people who go to a gym constantly, those are only a small percent of people who pay for a gym membership.

The majority of the gym membership are people who want to be someone who goes to a gym constantly. They see strong people in the windows working out, being fit, being healthy, and they want to be like them. That's why the heavy lifting is by the windows, generally.

But, when they go in, they don't want to feel intimidated, and that everyone is a higher class then them. So, they want to feel like it's something that they could do.

They get a gym membership for a year (it's a good deal, and I'm going to start going to the gym next week!), and then if they stop paying, that's when they get gouged in fees and debt collectors start knocking.

PlanetFitness isn't selling to people who are already fit, they're selling to people who want to be fit.
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MondoMan180
05/16/21 1:07:54 AM
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So we are in agreement it's a s----- place

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shadowsword87
05/16/21 1:10:33 AM
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It's how all gyms work.
They're just the most blatant about it.
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PMarth2002
05/16/21 1:18:38 AM
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i don't get it, what's the alarm for?

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shadowsword87
05/16/21 1:19:31 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
i don't get it, what's the alarm for?

No grunting allowed while exercising.
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ReturnOfFa
05/16/21 1:20:10 AM
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I've steered clear of gyms where everyone grunts obnoxiously loud before \_()_/

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PMarth2002
05/16/21 1:21:01 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
No grunting allowed while exercising.

seriously? I'd find an alarm to be a lot more obnoxious than someone grunting.

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PunishedOni
05/16/21 1:24:26 AM
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aiyobro posted...
gyms nowaday's are for "women"
what are "women"

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shadowsword87
05/16/21 1:26:00 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
seriously? I'd find an alarm to be a lot more obnoxious than someone grunting.

I imagine that's the idea. Either you go "oh god I'm never doing that again" or "oh god I'm getting out". Either way, problem solved.
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hungrymike
05/16/21 1:31:49 AM
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I don't understand how it's supposed to be a judgement-free Zone but they seem to be pretty judgmental towards the lunks.
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