Poll of the Day > Realtors are annoying.

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blu
05/15/21 3:01:21 PM
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I just wanna message a guy and be like, Hey, I like the pics can I come by for a tour? If I like it Ill give you 300k cash for this place. Then they agree, they sign it over, give me the paperwork and a copy of the key, and then get out by the end of the month.

But no I have to get pre approved and use a obnoxious third party to schedule tours and ask me weird questions and get even more people involved for loans offers that just last like three months when I just want to go look at a place.
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CoorsLight
05/15/21 3:43:37 PM
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Oh look another "blu flexes about having a ton of money" topic
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SpeedDemon20
05/15/21 3:49:37 PM
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Just show up at the place. "Hey bro, I'm at the front. Can I look inside?"

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VeeVees
05/15/21 5:13:30 PM
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I don't know what you're talking about. I give my realtor a call and she comes to pick me up and take me to all the open houses in the area.

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FatalAccident
05/15/21 5:18:33 PM
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CoorsLight posted...
Oh look another "blu flexes about having a ton of money" topic
not even so subtle this time

omg guize this guy wont take 300$k cash what gives lmao

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HelIWithoutSin
05/15/21 5:24:47 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
not even so subtle this time

omg guize this guy wont take 300$k cash what gives lmao

Remember when he slipped up and made a topic about his stimulus check?

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lihlih
05/15/21 5:30:30 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...


Remember when he slipped up and made a topic about his stimulus check?


Really?! I knew he was a phony, lol.
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HornedLion
05/15/21 5:32:47 PM
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Dont listen to the haters, blu.

Listen, Warren & Astrid are throwing a little get together next weekend if you want to come. I think its just gossip about Bill and Linda over some fresh beluga cav.

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DevilSummoner1
05/15/21 5:33:32 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...


Remember when he slipped up and made a topic about his stimulus check?

did he really? lmaooo

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CoorsLight
05/15/21 9:04:57 PM
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Oh yeah I think he's full of shit, but still. Like how many times has he made a topic about how he has this job offer that's a huge raise, or some property he wants to buy. Either he's really indecisive and never pulls the trigger, or just lying, because people don't change jobs and places of residence every two months
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FatalAccident
05/16/21 12:10:20 AM
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loool

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Blightzkrieg
05/16/21 1:51:41 AM
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lihlih posted...
Really?! I knew he was a phony, lol.
Literally every word he posts is drenched in it

He has basically no understanding of most of the subjects he brings up

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KJ StErOiDs
05/16/21 2:00:23 AM
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Forget the house; a better 5-letter term to put the cash into: VTSAX

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blu
05/16/21 7:32:10 AM
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I explained my stimulus check <_< I didnt slowly increase how much I made, I made a huge jump after finishing residency and the checks were based on the previous tax years filings. Whatever defense mechanism you guys want to use. I do talk to recruiters when they contact me and have gotten offers and debated on them and friends have contacted me about open positions. I havent switch jobs or residences for a couple years now, because I like my job and place, but also keep an eye on whats out there. Even turning down higher offers because, well, I dont want to move and enjoy my job and would likely rather work here for 6 years vs the higher paying one for 5 years to make the same amount. I know eventually I can make about 60-80% more when I find the place offering, and that would be a more difficult decision.

KJ StErOiDs posted...
Forget that place; a better 5-letter term to put the cash into: VTSAX

Yes!

Even better: VTWAX

Actually Im split between VTSAX and VTIAX right now about 80-20 but am changing it to 70-30 whenever I get around to it.

VeeVees posted...
I don't know what you're talking about. I give my realtor a call and she comes to pick me up and take me to all the open houses in the area.

I dont really want that though, I like my apartment. Theres just an occasional place that comes up I want, and usually I debate a while and talk myself out of it because of commute or property tax. Girlfriend and I occasionally take ourselves to an open house, but a lot of the places Im interested in arent doing open houses.

SpeedDemon20 posted...
Just show up at the place. "Hey bro, I'm at the front. Can I look inside?"

Ive done that once. The guy ran a business out of his place so I went over and started talking to him. He gave me two pieces of art for free after I sat and talked to him for an hour. I go back and play chess with him sometimes because hes a widower and older with a lot of his friends passed away recently.
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