Current Events > Funniest/most embarrassing erection story?

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I dont really have one, but when I first learned about sex I got things confused and thought that an erection was when you bled out of your D >_>

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When I accidentally stabbed my bff in the ass, multiple times, until he came

We had a good laugh afterwards

Fell asleep on the beach. Woke up to people taking pictures of my boner.

Sometime later I walk in on person showing the pictures to people at a party. They played it off by showing me the pics and acting like it was funny. I know they know they got caught being jerks.

It was spirit week and the theme of the day was wearing pajamas to school. It was also seventh grade so peak puberty with almost literally everything causing a raging election.

Cute girl who developed earlier than most of the other girls was bent over picking up something from her locker as I rounded the corner between classes. Instant raging boner. In pajama pants. I tried hard () to cover it up with my books but Im pretty sure it was spotted by several people.


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I don't know how it is in HS now, but when I was in HS, you had to stand up to read or recite something in class.

I used to pray I never got called on to read in class with one of those random, puberty driven hard-ons at full mast. Fortunately it never happened to me.

One day, a guy I'll call "Jay" was asked to read something from The Great Gatsby, IIRC. The flag was at full mast. There were snickers and giggles across the class before I saw what people were giggling at.

I got sent to the office for disruptive laughter.

AFAIK no one ever said anything to "Jay" about the incident. And, IIRC he started dating shortly afterwards.

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