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Master Kazuya 05/05/21 7:39:35 PM #1:	I've always sorta wanted to go but never enough to go alone, it'd be a fun boys night or something. How are they? Are they worth going to once? Is it fun? Lame? Etc --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:953598489] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>I've always sorta wanted to go but never enough to go alone, it'd be a fun boys night or something. How are they? Are they worth going to once? Is it fun? Lame? Etc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/05/21 7:41:44 PM #2:	If you like tits and girls sitting in your lap they are great. Just have lots of dollar bills. --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953598560] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>If you like tits and girls sitting in your lap they are great. Just have lots of dollar bills. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 05/05/21 7:42:00 PM #3:	Waste of money --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:953598571] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Waste of money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 05/05/21 7:42:21 PM #4:	MabusIncarnate posted... Just have lots of dollar bills. How much money can I expect to spend? --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:953598578] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Just have lots of dollar bills.</quote> How much money can I expect to spend? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Snake07 05/05/21 7:43:12 PM #6:	Meh, not really my thing. It can be fun but I'm not really into the idea of throwing money around to get topless women to pretend to be into me. But if you are you'll probably like it. --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle <cite>Solid Snake07 posted [p:953598598] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Meh, not really my thing. It can be fun but I'm not really into the idea of throwing money around to get topless women to pretend to be into me. But if you are you'll probably like it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 05/05/21 7:43:24 PM #7:	a waste of money IMO Paying a cover for the privilege of buying overpriced drinks and throwing money at skeezers isnt a fun time. Then again if you are single and desperate to so much as see a woman, then maybe its worth it to some. But if you got a chick that you can hang with on the reg, it feels like a waste. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:953598604] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>a waste of money IMO Paying a cover for the privilege of buying overpriced drinks and throwing money at skeezers isnt a fun time. Then again if you are single and desperate to so much as see a woman, then maybe its worth it to some. But if you got a chick that you can hang with on the reg, it feels like a waste. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 05/05/21 7:43:59 PM #8:	Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true? --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:953598621] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/05/21 7:45:38 PM #9:	Master Kazuya posted... How much money can I expect to spend? Idk like $100? If you are tossing out dollars, you get more attention. If you are cheap, you get ignored. It's all entirely artificial, they pretend to like you because they want money. If you are good with that, you'll have a good time. I was in the Army and we went to a lot of these places, just take it for what it is. Granted one time, I got a girl to come to the hotel with me that night, she initiated. --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953598679] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Master Kazuya posted... </cite> <quote>How much money can I expect to spend?</quote>Idk like $100? If you are tossing out dollars, you get more attention. If you are cheap, you get ignored. It's all entirely artificial, they pretend to like you because they want money. If you are good with that, you'll have a good time. I was in the Army and we went to a lot of these places, just take it for what it is. Granted one time, I got a girl to come to the hotel with me that night, she initiated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 05/05/21 7:46:07 PM #10:	Everyone should go to a full nude strip club at least once. Other than that, I'm not big on them. Drinks are expensive and it's kinda a waste of money. Never gotten a lap dance but never really wanted one --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:953598691] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Everyone should go to a full nude strip club at least once. Other than that, I'm not big on them. Drinks are expensive and it's kinda a waste of money. Never gotten a lap dance but never really wanted one </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 05/05/21 7:46:34 PM #11:	mustachedmystic posted... Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true? No. But it does hold true for day shift dancers. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:953598709] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true?</quote>No. But it does hold true for day shift dancers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 05/05/21 7:47:45 PM #12:	Wii_Shaker posted... No. But it does hold true for day shift dancers. I was going to say day, but thought "strip clubs cannot be open during the day, what kind of loser goes to a strip club when the sun's out?". --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:953598744] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Wii_Shaker posted... </cite> <quote>No. But it does hold true for day shift dancers.</quote>I was going to say day, but thought "strip clubs cannot be open during the day, what kind of loser goes to a strip club when the sun's out?". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 05/05/21 7:48:26 PM #13:	Best wings youll ever have though --- Sippin Donatello With Captain Ginyu <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:953598769] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Best wings youll ever have though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 05/05/21 7:53:40 PM #14:	Definitely no expert but Id say it depends where you go and what strippers you run into big time. Ive had some strippers just do the regular lap dance business angle while some others were actually sexual, like straight up putting their hands on my dick while talking by the bar, or trying to meet up outside of the club. --- To/fro from-towards <cite>masticatingman posted [p:953598952] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Definitely no expert but Id say it depends where you go and what strippers you run into big time. Ive had some strippers just do the regular lap dance business angle while some others were actually sexual, like straight up putting their hands on my dick while talking by the bar, or trying to meet up outside of the club. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bumjuice001 05/05/21 7:57:19 PM #15:	They can be a fun novelty once or twice but beyond that not worth it at all. <cite>Bumjuice001 posted [p:953599091] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>They can be a fun novelty once or twice but beyond that not worth it at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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H0LD_Austin_Era 05/05/21 7:59:44 PM #17:	My grandma worked at one in her mid 20s. She said always buy chicken wings. Well worth the price. --- C H E C K M A T E <cite>H0LD_Austin_Era posted [p:953599182] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>My grandma worked at one in her mid 20s. She said always buy chicken wings. Well worth the price. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/05/21 7:59:50 PM #18:	SSJPurple posted... Best wings youll ever have though Truth, and Hooters isn't even a strip club but my god their wings are 10/10 --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953599186] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>SSJPurple posted... </cite> <quote>Best wings youll ever have though</quote>Truth, and Hooters isn't even a strip club but my god their wings are 10/10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 05/05/21 8:03:17 PM #19:	Been a bunch of times, but never left feeling like I spent my money well. Kinda like buying a $100 steak. It's nice, but still feels like a waste. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:953599320] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Been a bunch of times, but never left feeling like I spent my money well. Kinda like buying a $100 steak. It's nice, but still feels like a waste. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 05/05/21 8:05:43 PM #20:	mustachedmystic posted... Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true? In grad school there was a strip joint that had something called "Legs and eggs". All you can eat breakfast buffet (eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles, potatoes toast) for $5. This was the mid to late '90's. Opened at 6 am, so there's cabbies, construction workers, mobsters, degenerates and a few broke grad students. Free OJ and coffee, half price Bloody Mary's. On a good morning you'd only see cellulite and stretch marks. On a few mornings, I believe I saw bullet and stab wounds. After I graduated I heard it got shut down as part of some kind of mafia money laundering scheme. No way the house was making money on that promotion. Good food though. --- Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb. <cite>brestugo posted [p:953599396] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true?</quote>In grad school there was a strip joint that had something called "Legs and eggs". All you can eat breakfast buffet (eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, waffles, potatoes toast) for $5. This was the mid to late '90's. Opened at 6 am, so there's cabbies, construction workers, mobsters, degenerates and a few broke grad students. Free OJ and coffee, half price Bloody Mary's. On a good morning you'd only see cellulite and stretch marks. On a few mornings, I believe I saw bullet and stab wounds. After I graduated I heard it got shut down as part of some kind of mafia money laundering scheme. No way the house was making money on that promotion. Good food though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 05/05/21 8:05:52 PM #21:	I had a stripper make me stand in front of the stage, she grabbed the horizontal bar, wrapped her legs around my head, and just went fucking crazy. Hurt my neck and I was super goddamn sick for like a week. Don't know if the latter was connected. Another club had a girl dancing to Tool, and I got a dance from her. She was pretty but unfortunately her idea of "sexy dance move" was bending over in my face and showing me her butthole. Like a cat. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:953599403] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>I had a stripper make me stand in front of the stage, she grabbed the horizontal bar, wrapped her legs around my head, and just went fucking crazy. Hurt my neck and I was super goddamn sick for like a week. Don't know if the latter was connected. Another club had a girl dancing to Tool, and I got a dance from her. She was pretty but unfortunately her idea of "sexy dance move" was bending over in my face and showing me her butthole. Like a cat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/05/21 8:10:20 PM #22:	DrizztLink posted... I had a stripper make me stand in front of the stage, she grabbed the horizontal bar, wrapped her legs around my head, and just went fucking crazy. Hurt my neck and I was super goddamn sick for like a week. Don't know if the latter was connected. Another club had a girl dancing to Tool, and I got a dance from her. She was pretty but unfortunately her idea of "sexy dance move" was bending over in my face and showing me her butthole. Like a cat. lmao I went to boot camp in Oklahoma and there was a local strip club that had girls that would take you into the lounge and blow you for $20. I recently learned the place got shut down. --- Above us lay the burdens, Below us lay the truths. We're somewhere in the middle, and we're all discontent too. Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:953599551] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>I had a stripper make me stand in front of the stage, she grabbed the horizontal bar, wrapped her legs around my head, and just went fucking crazy. Hurt my neck and I was super goddamn sick for like a week. Don't know if the latter was connected. Another club had a girl dancing to Tool, and I got a dance from her. She was pretty but unfortunately her idea of "sexy dance move" was bending over in my face and showing me her butthole. Like a cat.</quote>lmao I went to boot camp in Oklahoma and there was a local strip club that had girls that would take you into the lounge and blow you for $20. I recently learned the place got shut down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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brestugo 05/05/21 8:18:20 PM #25:	Only other time I went to a strip club was on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. I was so hammered I was staggering and someone grabbed my arm and pulled me in. Don't remember much of that evening or how I got back to the hotel. On topic, if you like spending money for a cock tease which may include a lap dance you might enjoy a strip club. Personally, IMO it's better to go somewhere that you have a chance to meet someone you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morning. I hear that a good tipper may get some "extras" from a stripper but that takes a lot of time and money, AFAIK. Waste of time and money in my book. --- Not everyone is suitable to kill a lion - Maasai proverb. <cite>brestugo posted [p:953599835] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Only other time I went to a strip club was on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. I was so hammered I was staggering and someone grabbed my arm and pulled me in. Don't remember much of that evening or how I got back to the hotel. On topic, if you like spending money for a cock tease which may include a lap dance you might enjoy a strip club. Personally, IMO it's better to go somewhere that you have a chance to meet someone you wouldn't mind waking up to the next morning. I hear that a good tipper may get some "extras" from a stripper but that takes a lot of time and money, AFAIK. Waste of time and money in my book. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 05/05/21 8:47:36 PM #26:	H0LD_Austin_Era posted... My grandma worked at one in her mid 20s. She said always buy chicken wings. Well worth the price. Pics of granny? --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:953600927] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>H0LD_Austin_Era posted... </cite> <quote>My grandma worked at one in her mid 20s. She said always buy chicken wings. Well worth the price.</quote> Pics of granny? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShyOx 05/05/21 8:48:46 PM #27:	mustachedmystic posted... Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true? No but I went to a good club. Just go to a good one. --- http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6938/vyqp.jpg DIPLOMACY <cite>ShyOx posted [p:953600974] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite> <quote>Is the stereotype about the weeknight dancers being ugly with visible stretchmarks/cesarean scars true?</quote> No but I went to a good club. Just go to a good one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 05/05/21 8:53:26 PM #28:	Sticky flooring and seating maybe <cite>Trumpo posted [p:953601144] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Sticky flooring and seating maybe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 05/05/21 8:54:35 PM #29:	Trumpo posted... Sticky flooring and seating maybe ew --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:953601182] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Trumpo posted... </cite> <quote>Sticky flooring and seating maybe</quote>ew </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy 05/05/21 8:56:06 PM #30:	Gotta go to the right ones. First one I went to was this full nude place that seemed like it had lots of drug dealers go through it. Was awesome for people watching, and the girls were Kinda place my boys and I would go to at 2am once the clubs closed and just chill and watch --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er <cite>emblem boy posted [p:953601248] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>Gotta go to the right ones. First one I went to was this full nude place that seemed like it had lots of drug dealers go through it. Was awesome for people watching, and the girls were Kinda place my boys and I would go to at 2am once the clubs closed and just chill and watch</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xue1 05/05/21 8:57:43 PM #31:	DrizztLink posted... She was pretty but unfortunately her idea of "sexy dance move" was bending over in my face and showing me her butthole. Like a cat. My stripper told me that her most popular request was to see her butt. That is why your stripper did that <cite>xue1 posted [p:953601304] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>She was pretty but unfortunately her idea of "sexy dance move" was bending over in my face and showing me her butthole. Like a cat.</quote> My stripper told me that her most popular request was to see her butt. That is why your stripper did that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 05/05/21 9:09:46 PM #32:	I have never even been to a Hooters --- I killed those guys because they were awful, everybody is awful these days. <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:953601712] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>I have never even been to a Hooters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Target 05/06/21 11:17:40 AM #35:	I would recommend going to at least one in your life. But obviously the more money you spend, the chances of a better time you'll have. --- https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm <cite>Blue_Target posted [p:953618984] in How are st... [t:79443390]...</cite> <quote>I would recommend going to at least one in your life. But obviously the more money you spend, the chances of a better time you'll have. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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