Current Events > $5,000 one time USD but you are cursed.

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Any time you try to use Kelvins you always say "Degrees Kelvin"

You can never use the oxford comma again.

You always say ATM Machine and PIN Number

You always use irregardless instead of regardless or irrespective.

You always type smileys like this (:

You always pronounce the h before the w

You can never type just one ! per statement. You may use 0 or any other number > 1

You can never use the etc abbreviation again. You must type the whole word.

Random choice from above but it goes away after 15 minutes.

Refuse the money