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nothanks1
04/30/21 6:21:12 AM
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>3 teachers come in in open toe sandals the next day and point it out to me

Did they know it wasn't a joke.
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DJquackquack
04/30/21 6:22:19 AM
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Eww. Feet are gross.

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Wii_Shaker
04/30/21 6:24:27 AM
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You're wrong quackquack.

I don't get the joke.

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yunalenne10
04/30/21 6:26:09 AM
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Heh, @ me the day they cater to my fetish.

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AlisLandale
04/30/21 6:26:51 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
Did they know it wasn't a joke.

They know.

They just dont care.

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nothanks1
04/30/21 6:27:31 AM
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It's nice tho plus they painted them too so like they knew
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Akagami_Shanks
04/30/21 6:59:08 AM
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*paints toes, wears shoes that accentuate them*
"Oh, they're just comfortable I hate feet"

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Solution_45
04/30/21 7:00:03 AM
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nice
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SolidShadow3
04/30/21 7:00:16 AM
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Did.. did you like them?

*faps*

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Solar_Crimson
04/30/21 7:54:58 AM
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There's a young woman at my job who seems to start wearing sandals pretty early in the year, even when it's like 50 degrees out. Her feet are cute, too.

I did consider bringing up/kinda-joking about her wearing sandals so soon, but decided against it.

DJquackquack posted...
Eww. Feet are gross.
Nah, they are wonderful things.
...Women's feetm at least.

Akagami_Shanks posted...
*paints toes, wears shoes that accentuate them*
"Oh, they're just comfortable I hate feet"
This is a real headbanger, I agree.

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DJquackquack
04/30/21 8:17:19 AM
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So do you foot fetish guys like feet more than boobs and butts and girl crotch and stuff?

I just dont get it.

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Turbam
04/30/21 8:19:23 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
So do you foot fetish guys like feet more than boobs and butts and girl crotch and stuff?

I just dont get it.
butt > feet > thighs > tummy > hips >boob

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Solar_Crimson
04/30/21 8:24:21 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
So do you foot fetish guys like feet more than boobs and butts and girl crotch and stuff?

I just dont get it.
Feet > Legs > Breasts > Thighs > Ass

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SolidShadow3
04/30/21 8:24:34 AM
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Turbam posted...
butt > feet > thighs > tummy > hips >boob
really? trying to wrap my head around it. for me it goes:

Ass>Thighs>Stomach>Hips>Boobs>Feet

Although Face and personality comes first.

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nothanks1
04/30/21 8:32:30 AM
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I think if one of them complain about sore feet I'm offering to give them a foot rub
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Solar_Crimson
04/30/21 8:34:16 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
I think if one of them complain about sore feet I'm offering to give them a foot rub
Sounds like a future trip to HR.

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eston
04/30/21 8:34:17 AM
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SolidShadow3
04/30/21 9:18:45 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
I think if one of them complain about sore feet I'm offering to give them a foot rub
Honestly, I do the same; it's just the exact opposite of sexual. I was a manager for 2 years in customer service and did it all the time; but I guess because I was the only male working it was okay? idk.. I'm so fucking confused.

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R1masher
04/30/21 9:20:52 AM
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Your work mom is going to spank you if she finds out

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SuperShake666
04/30/21 9:23:19 AM
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nothanks1 posted...
I think if one of them complain about sore feet I'm offering to give them a foot rub
https://youtu.be/TD1CNqghN7Q?t=77

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gunplagirl
04/30/21 9:25:47 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Heh, @ me the day they cater to my fetish.
Breast pumps are really nice, but they're also pricey. ;-; Need to get my tax return before I can even consider getting any. But I can tell you whenever they arrive. Just no pics or anything. Sound good to you? @yunalenne10

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yunalenne10
04/30/21 9:34:24 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Breast pumps are really nice, but they're also pricey. ;-; Need to get my tax return before I can even consider getting any. But I can tell you whenever they arrive. Just no pics or anything. Sound good to you? @yunalenne10

I particularly have an armpit fetish, but okay.

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Kakapo
04/30/21 9:54:44 AM
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Irish Vegy, do the people you work with actually understand how sleazy you are?

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eston
04/30/21 10:27:18 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
I particularly have an armpit fetish, but okay.
I remember one time I was at a music festival, and I met this dude at the next campsite that me and my friends just sort of started hanging out with. He said he liked armpits, so we made this whole joke out of walking around trying to find a girl who would let him lick her armpit. Long story short, we found a girl, they hung out the rest of the weekend, and when i ran into them a couple years later at the same festival, they were still dating

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gunplagirl
04/30/21 10:28:34 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
I particularly have an armpit fetish, but okay.
You can't get armpits pregnant

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skermac
04/30/21 10:28:52 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Eww. Feet are gross.

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yunalenne10
04/30/21 10:29:14 AM
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eston posted...
I remember one time I was at a music festival, and I met this dude at the next campsite that me and my friends just sort of started hanging out with. He said he liked armpits, so we made this whole joke out of walking around trying to find a girl who would let him lick her armpit. Long story short, we found a girl, they hung out the rest of the weekend, and when i ran into them a couple years later at the same festival, they were still dating

Aww, that's nice.

gunplagirl posted...
You can't get armpits pregnant

Procreation and fetishism is separate to me. Both of which I want to do. (Haha, whoops, gotta be careful. It's turning into like a similar Board.)

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Kakapo
04/30/21 10:34:01 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
You can't get armpits pregnant
Not unless its a really wild ride

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gunplagirl
04/30/21 10:52:07 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Aww, that's nice.

Procreation and fetishism is separate to me. Both of which I want to do. (Haha, whoops, gotta be careful. It's turning into like a similar Board.)
I want boobs so large that they will blot out the very sun.

So breeding stuff is definitely up my alley. That's not all that's up my alley though, if you catch my drift.

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nothanks1
04/30/21 10:53:51 AM
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Work mom called me to her office.
She may have been barefoot because it's 'so warm'

Why the fuck are we living in a soap opera
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nothanks1
04/30/21 11:09:12 AM
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I just got a bottle of my favourite whiskey from one of the teachers for helping her daughter with her computer this week since it took 2 hours

CE is this happiness
its the long weekend too
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yunalenne10
04/30/21 11:15:30 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I want boobs so large that they will blot out the very sun.

So breeding stuff is definitely up my alley. That's not all that's up my alley though, if you catch my drift.



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nothanks1
04/30/21 11:19:11 AM
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I've grown fond of the ibtc tbh since a lot of the teachers are slim
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EmbraceOfDeath
04/30/21 11:30:28 AM
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All this foot and fart fetish crap on the board should be banned.

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Solar_Crimson
04/30/21 11:52:49 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
All this foot and fart fetish crap on the board should be banned.
Nah. Not when feet is much more benign compared to the other stuff that's regularly brought up here.

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nothanks1
04/30/21 11:56:15 AM
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Imagine not enjoying a fine brapper
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Solution_45
04/30/21 11:58:17 AM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
All this foot and fart fetish crap on the board should be banned.
keep that kind of language to yourself
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DJquackquack
04/30/21 1:29:30 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Imagine not enjoying a fine brapper
Solution_45 posted...
keep that kind of language to yourself


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nothanks1
04/30/21 1:36:32 PM
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But a fine brapper is fine
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The_Korey
05/01/21 4:05:45 AM
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Dark_SilverX
05/01/21 4:18:23 AM
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shoulda ripped those sandals off and licked each toe

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_KGC_
05/01/21 4:18:51 AM
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What was the exact joke though

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divot1338
05/01/21 4:20:42 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
I did consider bringing up/kinda-joking about her wearing sandals so soon, but decided against it.
Definitely do not do that.

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