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Turbam
04/29/21 1:30:40 PM
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I can't stand this slut.
Every time she comes over for dinner she tells me "Ohayoo". And every fucking time I tell her that Ohayoo is only for morning and she should use Konban wa for evening.
Thinking of kicking my son out.

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Blue_Inigo
04/29/21 1:31:42 PM
#2:


Steal his girl

That'll show him

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Callimbmachus
04/29/21 1:37:24 PM
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Man this isn't 4chan idk that you can get away with this one >.>
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Humble_Novice
04/29/21 1:37:42 PM
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Reported.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
04/29/21 1:42:15 PM
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She's literally from Ohio tho :V

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daynlokki
04/29/21 1:42:56 PM
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Nothing like someone calling what seems to be a minor a slut.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/29/21 1:43:28 PM
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Tc is just as lame for knowing what the fuck she is saying

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rexcrk
04/29/21 1:58:43 PM
#9:


Turbam posted...
I can't stand this slut.
Every time she comes over for dinner she tells me "Ohayoo". And every fucking time I tell her that Ohayoo is only for morning and she should use Konban wa for evening.
Thinking of kicking my son out.
Its so obvious how freaking jealous you are.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/29/21 2:00:26 PM
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You sound like the asshole in your example of why she's annoying >_>. Like, if you just let it pass, it would be over in a second and you could move on. But you decide to make it a thing. I do that too sometimes, but Im aware Im being an asshole.

Anyway, fiction topics are fun to take serious too.

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SSJPurple
04/29/21 2:01:09 PM
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Dude you sound like a prick

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LeadPipeCinche
04/29/21 2:01:55 PM
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You and your son should become dude bros and run a train on her.

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:08:39 PM
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Also, unless yall are eating after dark, it should be konnichiwa. Konbanwa is only used AFTER DUSK.
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H0LD_Austin_Era
04/29/21 2:12:16 PM
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Kimchi her

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jpenny2
04/29/21 2:12:20 PM
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Gross Weeb Girlfriend Wednesdays

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Robot2600
04/29/21 2:16:33 PM
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itt: gross father calls young girl a slut

wtf is wrong with you TC
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Turbam
04/29/21 2:16:40 PM
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daynlokki posted...
Also, unless yall are eating after dark, it should be konnichiwa. Konbanwa is only used AFTER DUSK.
We eat dinner at 10 pm

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:17:21 PM
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Turbam posted...
We eat dinner at 10 pm
Who the fuck eats dinner at 10pm lmao.
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Turbam
04/29/21 2:29:02 PM
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daynlokki posted...
Who the fuck eats dinner at 10pm lmao.
My son has dietary restrictions

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:31:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
My son has dietary restrictions
Is he a gremlin? Can you only feed him between 10pm-midnight? Dietary restrictions dont force you to eat dinner at 10pm lmao.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/29/21 2:33:06 PM
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Weeb girls probably ara ara very well.
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AwesomeFawful
04/29/21 2:33:48 PM
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daynlokki posted...
Who the fuck eats dinner at 10pm lmao.
People who work graveyard.

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:34:41 PM
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AwesomeFawful posted...
People who work graveyard.
They tend not to force their family to also eat dinner at 10pm, including guests. Sincerely,
Someone who has worked graveyard in casinos for 15 years.
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skermac
04/29/21 2:35:21 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
that's somebody's daughter you know

so what?

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AwesomeFawful
04/29/21 2:36:18 PM
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daynlokki posted...
They tend not to force their family to also eat dinner at 10pm, including guests. Sincerely,
Someone who has worked graveyard in casinos for 15 years.
Okay? I never said anything about that? So thanks for just putting words in my mouth?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/29/21 2:37:26 PM
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AwesomeFawful posted...
Okay? I never said anything about that? So thanks for just putting words in my mouth?
*normal conversation*
*takes offense*
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PatrickMahomes
04/29/21 2:37:34 PM
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pics

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:38:19 PM
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AwesomeFawful posted...
Okay? I never said anything about that? So thanks for just putting words in my mouth?
So your entire point was to be off topic as the TC is stating a family dinner with his sons GF is occurring at 10pm? Or did you just assume the TC was talking about a completely separate dinner? Or you just didnt follow the conversation at all. Its one of those.
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Turbam
04/29/21 2:39:14 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
pics


She made me take this pic of her when she and my son forced me to take them to the anime convention.

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lww99
04/29/21 2:39:36 PM
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skermac
04/29/21 2:39:55 PM
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Ask if she has a single friend for you and get over your prejudices

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skermac
04/29/21 2:40:28 PM
#34:


Turbam posted...


She made me take this pic of her when she and my son forced me to take them to the anime convention.

she is hot, whats not to like?

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:40:31 PM
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lww99 posted...
Yall got trolled hard af
Nah we all knew he was full of shit. You have to have sex to have a child.
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Turbam
04/29/21 2:42:22 PM
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daynlokki posted...
Nah we all knew he was full of shit. You have to have sex to have a child.
You forgot about adoption :V

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daynlokki
04/29/21 2:43:08 PM
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Turbam posted...
You forgot about adoption :V
You couldnt get through the adoption process if you are calling your sons GF a slut. Let alone the multitude of issues of other types seen throughout these posts.
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divot1338
04/29/21 2:43:38 PM
#38:


ohayoo tc

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Turbam
04/29/21 2:44:19 PM
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divot1338 posted...
ohayoo tc
>:V
It's 1:43 pm!!!
You're supposed to use Konichiwa!!!

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mech dragon
04/29/21 6:18:14 PM
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Sounds like toxic dad behaviour.

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Master_Bass
04/29/21 6:19:57 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Weeb girls probably ara ara very well.
They do.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0rn4O9Xd0

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Blue_Inigo
04/29/21 6:21:17 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
They do.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0rn4O9Xd0
Fucking PERFECTION

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Turbam
04/29/21 6:37:10 PM
#44:


ProfessorKukui posted...
Is the gf into NTR?
Ask "Watashi desu NTR-chan?"
smh
I asked her and this chick just says "hi"
smh

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Delta_Force
04/29/21 6:43:23 PM
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What's her position on the "uguu desu" crisis?

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PoundGarden
04/29/21 6:48:02 PM
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You should say and do things that make her gradually start to belive you and her son plan on eating her for dinner.

"Oh we couldn't possibly be having this...special dinner...without you!" And then laugh far longer than is appropriate. Like, wipe tears from your eyes laugh.

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rexcrk
04/30/21 12:23:29 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
They do.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0rn4O9Xd0
I have the weirdest boner right now

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yunalenne10
04/30/21 12:26:44 PM
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Wait, how does that make her a "slut"?

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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
04/30/21 12:32:52 PM
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Clearly the only answer is to seduce the girlfriend's mom. When that's complete start dating her. When that's done you can ground the daughter and tell her she can't come over ever again.

Mission complete.

I'm assuming this is a joke topic by TC

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Stagmar
04/30/21 12:58:51 PM
#50:


Ask her to pick between OwO and UwU.

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Caelthus
04/30/21 1:01:43 PM
#51:


Ohio, TC

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