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DumbQuestion
04/27/21 7:05:17 PM
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Which animal is more dangerous a human to come across? A hungry Black Bear, or a hungry Mountain Lion?
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MabusIncarnate
04/27/21 7:05:45 PM
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Bear just for size i'd think.

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Kimbos_Egg
04/27/21 7:06:02 PM
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no. black bears are pussies.

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DirkDiggles
04/27/21 7:07:12 PM
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The mountain lions for sure. Now change that from black bear to Grizzly, and that's another story.

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Xavier_On_High
04/27/21 7:07:20 PM
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Black bears are the ones you're supposed to scream at, right?

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StarDestroyer
04/27/21 7:07:50 PM
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Wolverine

Those stinky fucks are vicious.
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pogo_rabid
04/27/21 7:09:58 PM
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Lets say the black bear and the mountain lion are determined to kill you, you're pretty much dead either way if you're unarmed.

I'd much rather have the mountain lion do it though, predators kill quick, but a bear will just hold you down and start eating you alive from the bottom up. FUCK THAT SHIT

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David1988
04/27/21 7:10:02 PM
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Mountain lion, bears arent as aggressive

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Zikten
04/27/21 7:11:06 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Black bears are the ones you're supposed to scream at, right?

The rhyme i know is

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, stand down
If its white, good night

Translation is

Black bears will kill you unless you fight for your life
Brown bears will back off if you show you are not a threat.

Polar bears are gonna kill you no matter what unless you are the baddest mother fucker around
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DirkDiggles
04/27/21 7:11:36 PM
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Xavier_On_High posted...
Black bears are the ones you're supposed to scream at, right?

Black Bears are the Matt Riddles of the animal kingdom though. They come down off the mountain and dig through your trash and go: Hey, man....You know would be super sweet, brah? Some nachos or a half eaten bugger, man.

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Njolk
04/27/21 7:13:05 PM
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I live in a small town in the rockies, we see bears all the time. They truly are pussies, encountering a bear is like "oh hey a bear. Get outta here, you!"

If a mountain lion reveals itself to you, it is a dangerous situation, but they're very rarely seen. Seeing one looking back at you is more like "that is a lion. It wants to eat me."
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AngelsNAirwav3s
04/27/21 7:25:47 PM
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Pretty sure mountain lions attack more humans and pets than black bears

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Kami_no_Kami
04/27/21 7:36:11 PM
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skermac
04/27/21 7:37:48 PM
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Bear wants to eat you

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Taharqa_
04/27/21 7:42:04 PM
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Black bears are rare but ones that do attack are going to try to kill you as predation. They may be more skittish than brown or polar bears but don't get caught slipping.

Mountain lion attacks are also rare, and if you see a cat it's because the cat wants you to see it. We're not on their menu but I could easily see a young child or a toddler falling victim. There was a guy killed some months back south of Dallas.

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Kastrada
04/27/21 7:42:32 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9tYdsskRd8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0


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DepreceV2
04/27/21 7:43:35 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
no. black bears are pussies.


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Paragon21XX
04/27/21 7:44:14 PM
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Mountain lions are always assholes. Black bears are if they feel that you are either a threat to their cubs or intruding on their territory.

Zikten posted...
The rhyme i know is

If it's black, fight back
If it's brown, stand down
If its white, good night

Translation is

Black bears will kill you unless you fight for your life
Brown bears will back off if you show you are not a threat.

Polar bears are gonna kill you no matter what unless you are the baddest mother fucker around
Except if the brown bear is a grizzly then whoever finds you is in for a grisly sight.

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Guide
04/27/21 7:45:47 PM
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You stand a chance of surviving both. There are a few recorded instances of people shoving their whole fucking arm down a mountain lion's neck, and at least one instance of a guy pulling its tongue out.

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Kastrada
04/27/21 7:49:17 PM
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GranolaPanic posted...
Domesticating a mountain lion is crazy. That couple is very brave.

They adopted him when he was a kid. He was apart of a traveling circus but the owners were going to just flat out kill him because he has dwarfism. So the couple rushed to rescue him and have had him since.

They have done this with two cheetahs as well, rescue them from circuses.

The funny thing about Messi is he's probably the most docile thing. He's done obedience training with dogs, has absolutely zero issues with vet visits. Recently they had a video where he steals a bag of meat they were thawing out for him and the husband takes it from him. Messi growls and bares his fangs for like 1.2 seconds, the owners gasp and Messi realized what he did and immediately went into ashamed mode.

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awesome999
04/27/21 7:49:52 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
black bears are pussies.

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