Current Events > Scenario: You rescued the queen from a dragon and now she's coming on to you.

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UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 8:06:10 AM #1:	What do you do? Fuck the queen. Nothing, she's the queen. What do you do? - Results (27 votes) Fuck the queen. 81.48% (22 votes) 22 Nothing, she's the queen. 18.52% (5 votes) 5 A dragon has kidnapped the queen, Rithiana Eversoft the fairest lady in all the land and taken her to the top of Mt Despair. The dragon then demanded the ransom of all the kingdoms treasure in exchange for her safe return. In response the King sent his best knights to slay the dragon and rescue his wife. You're one of these knights' servants, carrying his bed roll, cleaning his armor, polishing his spear, feeding his horse etc. When you arrive at Mt Despair your experience lives up to the name as the knights are no match for the dragon. It's like Prime Mike Tyson vs a maternity ward as the dragon effortlessly destroys the knights. It's claws tear through your master's plate armor like butter. Ruining the lovely shine you put on it. The knights are ripped to pieces until you can't tell which body parts belonged to which knight anymore, the horses are set alight, the other servants are eaten (With no Armor to bother the teeth) You quickly realize fighting the dragon is futile, fleeing is impossible and you're about to die. So utilizing the power of thought you trick the dragon into chasing you into a cave. But craftily you hide in the shadows, so when it bursts in after you , you just sneak back outside and roll a huge boulder off a nearby ledge in front of the cave entrance, blocking the dragon in, at least temporarily. Then as the last man standing you rescue the queen. She hugs you tightly as you make way down the mountain back to the now lonely campsite. Suddenly before you could spell your name she kisses you and pulls you down onto a bed roll by the fire. "B-b-but ... you're my queen.... The king m-" you say. "And your my hero." The queen says back, beaming as she starts to take off your tunic. She thinks you dropped the boulder on the dragons head, killing it. And is infatuated with you for both saving her and doing what all the greatest knights in the land could not. Inverse to Male if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953239151] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote> What do you do? Fuck the queen. Nothing, she's the queen. Vote View Results What do you do? - Results (27 votes) Fuck the queen. 81.48% (22 votes) 22 Nothing, she's the queen. 18.52% (5 votes) 5 Show Voting Form A dragon has kidnapped the queen, Rithiana Eversoft the fairest lady in all the land and taken her to the top of Mt Despair. The dragon then demanded the ransom of all the kingdoms treasure in exchange for her safe return. In response the King sent his best knights to slay the dragon and rescue his wife. You're one of these knights' servants, carrying his bed roll, cleaning his armor, polishing his spear, feeding his horse etc. When you arrive at Mt Despair your experience lives up to the name as the knights are no match for the dragon. It's like Prime Mike Tyson vs a maternity ward as the dragon effortlessly destroys the knights. It's claws tear through your master's plate armor like butter. Ruining the lovely shine you put on it. The knights are ripped to pieces until you can't tell which body parts belonged to which knight anymore, the horses are set alight, the other servants are eaten (With no Armor to bother the teeth) You quickly realize fighting the dragon is futile, fleeing is impossible and you're about to die. So utilizing the power of thought you trick the dragon into chasing you into a cave. But craftily you hide in the shadows, so when it bursts in after you , you just sneak back outside and roll a huge boulder off a nearby ledge in front of the cave entrance, blocking the dragon in, at least temporarily. Then as the last man standing you rescue the queen. She hugs you tightly as you make way down the mountain back to the now lonely campsite. Suddenly before you could spell your name she kisses you and pulls you down onto a bed roll by the fire. "B-b-but ... you're my queen.... The king m-" you say. "And your my hero." The queen says back, beaming as she starts to take off your tunic. She thinks you dropped the boulder on the dragons head, killing it. And is infatuated with you for both saving her and doing what all the greatest knights in the land could not. Inverse to Male if that way inclined How do you react? What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 04/26/21 8:15:31 AM #2:	UK, UK Queen or UK, USA Queen <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:953239336] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>UK, UK Queen or UK, USA Queen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nukazie 04/26/21 8:28:57 AM #4:	old queen? nah young queen ye if there is such a thing --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:953239569] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>old queen? nah young queen ye if there is such a thing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 8:40:19 AM #5:	leverageblargh posted... It's rape to kiss people without consent. You make me sick. Rape is a stretch, more like assault And she thought you were into it Nukazie posted... old queen? nah young queen ye if there is such a thing She's the fairest lady in all the land. That's why the king married her --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953239782] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>leverageblargh posted... </cite> <quote>It's rape to kiss people without consent. You make me sick.</quote>Rape is a stretch, more like assault And she thought you were into it Nukazie posted... </cite> <quote>old queen? nah young queen ye if there is such a thing</quote>She's the fairest lady in all the land. That's why the king married her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 04/26/21 8:40:35 AM #6:	Do nothing as this can be used as black mail later, and the best option is to tell her your already married, or whatever it takes for her to be turned off so your not going to be in a bad situation. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:953239787] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Do nothing as this can be used as black mail later, and the best option is to tell her your already married, or whatever it takes for her to be turned off so your not going to be in a bad situation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 04/26/21 8:42:26 AM #9:	UnfairRepresent posted... Rape is a stretch, more like assault And she thought you were into it is that a legitimate defense? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:953239824] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Rape is a stretch, more like assault And she thought you were into it</quote> is that a legitimate defense? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gurifisu 04/26/21 8:48:00 AM #10:	nothanks1 posted... UK, UK Queen or UK, USA Queen USA Mississippi Queen --- Enter the baller zone: http://error1355.com/ce/Gurifisu.html <cite>Gurifisu posted [p:953239956] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>UK, UK Queen or UK, USA Queen</quote>USA Mississippi Queen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 04/26/21 8:50:00 AM #11:	Gurifisu posted... USA Mississippi Queen gimme the USA Alabama Queen --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:953240009] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Gurifisu posted... </cite> <quote>USA Mississippi Queen</quote>gimme the USA Alabama Queen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 8:52:03 AM #12:	Incidentally when making this topic I found this image which seems to be the most "into it" a queen kidnapped by a dragon has ever been I imagine this Is what Peach and bowser are like --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953240050] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Incidentally when making this topic I found this image which seems to be the most "into it" a queen kidnapped by a dragon has ever been I imagine this Is what Peach and bowser are like </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 04/26/21 8:54:42 AM #13:	damn dragon assaulting the queen --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:953240100] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>damn dragon assaulting the queen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 10:13:33 AM #14:	^ Dude she's like 8 years old --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953241969] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>^ Dude she's like 8 years old </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 04/26/21 10:19:27 AM #15:	what is Wesley the Big Black Knight's opinion on this? --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:953242090] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>what is Wesley the Big Black Knight's opinion on this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 10:44:01 AM #16:	Ricemills posted... what is Wesley the Big Black Knight's opinion on this. Well if he was there then he is dead . Dragons don't discriminate. if he was not there then his opinion would be "Don't go fighting dragons or you'll die" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953242721] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Ricemills posted... </cite> <quote>what is Wesley the Big Black Knight's opinion on this.</quote>Well if he was there then he is dead . Dragons don't discriminate. if he was not there then his opinion would be "Don't go fighting dragons or you'll die" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cruorin 04/26/21 10:52:45 AM #17:	UnfairRepresent posted... Incidentally when making this topic I found this image which seems to be the most "into it" a queen kidnapped by a dragon has ever been I imagine this Is what Peach and bowser are like There's no chains so she could be a Krynn dragonrider. Although the dragon is chromatic so probably still bad. <cite>Cruorin posted [p:953242960] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Incidentally when making this topic I found this image which seems to be the most "into it" a queen kidnapped by a dragon has ever been I imagine this Is what Peach and bowser are like</quote>There's no chains so she could be a Krynn dragonrider. Although the dragon is chromatic so probably still bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 10:55:36 AM #18:	Cruorin posted... There's no chains so she could be a Krynn dragonrider. Although the dragon is chromatic so probably still bad. Nope, she's kneeling submissively, no bed/shelter/furniture, place is a ruin, dragon is lauding over her, no saddle or reins She's a kidnap victim who just thinks dragons are kewl --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953243036] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Cruorin posted... </cite> <quote>There's no chains so she could be a Krynn dragonrider. Although the dragon is chromatic so probably still bad.</quote>Nope, she's kneeling submissively, no bed/shelter/furniture, place is a ruin, dragon is lauding over her, no saddle or reins She's a kidnap victim who just thinks dragons are kewl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirtleSkwad 04/26/21 10:56:23 AM #19:	Am I in Europe? --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein <cite>SquirtleSkwad posted [p:953243053] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Am I in Europe? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/21 3:33:22 PM #20:	Fuck the queen is dominating --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:953252774] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Fuck the queen is dominating </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 04/26/21 3:49:33 PM #21:	Tell her the truth. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:953253434] in Scenario: ... [t:79425558]...</cite> <quote>Tell her the truth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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