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UnfairRepresent
04/23/21 6:58:44 PM
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Could you date her?


She really likes playing games where you act like a dog. Crawl around playing fetch, sit/roll over etc as she commands. Putting candy or Kit Kats inside those spinning plastic toy things where you have to slide layers and lift flaps with your nose to reach them.

"My ex was trepidatious at first too but she ended up really enjoying it after she gave it a try. It's fun. All the fun parts of having a pet dog when you want them without the picking up poo, responsibilites, being woken up by barking at police sirens etc..." She says

It's one of her favorite activities



Inverse to male if that way inclined

Could you date her?

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BloodMoon7
04/23/21 7:00:33 PM
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I kneel to no one. Dogs are simps.

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nothanks1
04/23/21 7:01:08 PM
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No different from pretending to live in the UK so yes
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WilliamPorygon
04/23/21 7:07:35 PM
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Only if she'll pretend to be a dolphin for me in return

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Itachi157
04/23/21 7:31:49 PM
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All the fun parts of having a pet dog when you want them without the picking up poo, responsibilites, being woken up by barking at police sirens etc..."

Looks like she's in for an unpleasant surprise....
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haloiscoolisbak
04/23/21 7:33:57 PM
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As long as shes cool with me humping her leg and sleeping all day

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Gurifisu
04/23/21 7:37:32 PM
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Yes, I'm an avid Makima enjoyer

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garan
04/23/21 8:02:46 PM
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No thanks.
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Guide
04/23/21 8:05:28 PM
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Gurifisu posted...
Yes, I'm an avid Makima enjoyer

extremely cultured

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IrmaVep
04/23/21 8:23:05 PM
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Already do
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rexcrk
04/23/21 8:29:43 PM
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BARK BARK AWOOOOooooo!

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slmcknett
04/23/21 8:30:32 PM
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No, i hate Makima.

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Itachi157
04/23/21 8:37:20 PM
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rexcrk posted...
BARK BARK AWOOOOooooo!

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UnfairRepresent
04/24/21 3:06:37 AM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Nah I hate dogs
Dogs are amazing tho

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TerraSeeker
04/24/21 3:55:01 AM
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I could try. It feels natural for me to try to get along with others even more so if it's a girlfriend. I might just decide I don't like it.

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Ryuko_Chan
04/24/21 3:56:35 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
As long as shes cool with me humping her leg and sleeping all day


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Master_Bass
04/24/21 4:24:27 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
As long as shes cool with me humping her leg and sleeping all day
Don't forget sniffing her butt all the time too.

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Frizzurd
04/24/21 10:22:45 AM
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I'd be protective like a german shepherd for my cute Asian guy. lol
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UnfairRepresent
04/26/21 5:43:48 AM
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Frizzurd posted...
I'd be protective like a german shepherd for my cute Asian guy. lol
oh my

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Shotgunnova
04/26/21 5:49:31 AM
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Singing "I Wanna Be Your Dog" is as far as I'll go down this rabbit hole.

That said, can't wait for the Chainsawman anime!

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SpaceBear_
04/26/21 5:59:58 AM
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I do that anyway. I shake my butt as though I'm wagging a tail when I'm happy. Started doing it as a kid and never stopped.

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Shablagoo
04/26/21 6:35:52 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
All the fun parts of having a pet dog when you want them without the picking up poo, responsibilites, being woken up by barking at police sirens etc..." She says

Sorry lady but if you cant handle me at my furst you dont deserve me at my bwest.

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XboxLegendary
04/26/21 7:15:56 AM
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Master_Bass posted...
Don't forget sniffing her butt all the time too.
This.
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DespondentDeity
04/26/21 7:16:38 AM
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Woof

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