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XboxLegendary 04/23/21 4:42:39 PM #1:	You're at a fancy social gathering, everyone's gussied-up. You meet lots of high-ranking members of society, from celebrities to politicians. Your wife introduces herself as the CEO of a multi-billion dollar tech company. Then you introduce yourself (just as she had you rehearse): "and I'm her personal ass sniffer." You then get on your knees behind her and perform your duty, to the shock and awe of everyone in attendance. Your wife smirks smugly. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953154004] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>You're at a fancy social gathering, everyone's gussied-up. You meet lots of high-ranking members of society, from celebrities to politicians. Your wife introduces herself as the CEO of a multi-billion dollar tech company. Then you introduce yourself (just as she had you rehearse): "and I'm her personal ass sniffer." You then get on your knees behind her and perform your duty, to the shock and awe of everyone in attendance. Your wife smirks smugly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/23/21 4:43:45 PM #2:	Weird topic. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:953154035] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote> Weird topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/23/21 4:44:20 PM #3:	Oh --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:953154055] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Oh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 04/23/21 4:44:29 PM #4:	Imagine being an emasculated beta? No thanks <cite>coh posted [p:953154058] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Imagine being an emasculated beta? No thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 4:48:14 PM #5:	coh posted... Imagine being an emasculated beta? No thanks Found the incel. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953154174] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>coh posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine being an emasculated beta? No thanks</quote>Found the incel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solution_45 04/23/21 4:49:20 PM #6:	i assume the ass is fat <cite>Solution_45 posted [p:953154201] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>i assume the ass is fat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 04/23/21 4:49:58 PM #7:	I see you have come to fully accept your nick name as butt sniffer Sorry, Ass Sniffer. --- By Odin's beard! TheDogFather, you will be missed. <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:953154220] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>I see you have come to fully accept your nick name as butt sniffer Sorry, Ass Sniffer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 04/23/21 4:51:59 PM #8:	LMAO I have you tagged appropriately, TC. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:953154271] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>LMAO I have you tagged appropriately, TC. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 4:53:02 PM #9:	SolidShadow3 posted... I see you have come to fully accept your nick name as butt sniffer Sorry, Ass Sniffer. Stop calling me that! I told you not to call me that. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953154302] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>I see you have come to fully accept your nick name as butt sniffer Sorry, Ass Sniffer.</quote>Stop calling me that! I told you not to call me that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 5:07:45 PM #10:	meralonne posted... LMAO I have you tagged appropriately, TC. Just what do you have me tagged as? <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953154788] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>meralonne posted... </cite> <quote>LMAO I have you tagged appropriately, TC.</quote>Just what do you have me tagged as? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/23/21 5:08:45 PM #11:	SolidShadow3 posted... I see you have come to fully accept your nick name as butt sniffer Sorry, Ass Sniffer. Thought it was Chungus --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:953154828] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>SolidShadow3 posted... </cite> <quote>I see you have come to fully accept your nick name as butt sniffer Sorry, Ass Sniffer.</quote>Thought it was Chungus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 04/23/21 5:08:56 PM #12:	Dont worry about this. Nobody loves you. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:953154834] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Dont worry about this. Nobody loves you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
skermac 04/23/21 5:09:07 PM #13:	I would have zero problems with it --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive <cite>skermac posted [p:953154839] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>I would have zero problems with it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The23rdMagus 04/23/21 5:13:51 PM #14:	Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. --- ~Drewnami~ A beacon of Light from a burning screen. <cite>The23rdMagus posted [p:953155006] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 5:14:43 PM #15:	Irony posted... Thought it was Chungus I'm 5 feet 12 inches. And last time I checked I was 250 lbs. Hardly a Chungus. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953155034] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Thought it was Chungus</quote>I'm 5 feet 12 inches. And last time I checked I was 250 lbs. Hardly a Chungus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 04/23/21 5:15:49 PM #16:	XboxLegendary posted... I'm 5 feet 12 inches. I think you've sniffed one too many asses. --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:953155074] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>XboxLegendary posted... </cite> <quote>I'm 5 feet 12 inches. </quote> I think you've sniffed one too many asses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 04/23/21 5:17:03 PM #17:	Ass sniffer gonna sniff ass. ... As if a woman would willingly allow him to. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:953155116] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Ass sniffer gonna sniff ass. ... As if a woman would willingly allow him to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 6:11:37 PM #18:	Heartomaton posted... Ass sniffer gonna sniff ass. ... As if a woman would willingly allow him to. I think on some level most women want their asses sniffed by men but society tells them it's uncouth or some BS like that. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953156797] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Ass sniffer gonna sniff ass. ... As if a woman would willingly allow him to.</quote>I think on some level most women want their asses sniffed by men but society tells them it's uncouth or some BS like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/23/21 6:12:11 PM #19:	XboxLegendary posted... I think Nope --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:953156816] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>XboxLegendary posted... </cite> <quote>I think</quote> Nope </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 8:07:07 PM #20:	The Trent posted... Nope You didn't even read my whole post, genius. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953160136] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>Nope</quote>You didn't even read my whole post, genius. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kakapo 04/23/21 8:09:29 PM #22:	XboxLegendary posted... I'm 5 feet 12 inches. And last time I checked I was 250 lbs. Hardly a Chungus. I believe the proper term is thickly upholstered --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:953160216] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>XboxLegendary posted... </cite> <quote>I'm 5 feet 12 inches. And last time I checked I was 250 lbs. Hardly a Chungus.</quote>I believe the proper term is thickly upholstered </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 04/23/21 8:15:13 PM #23:	I could never be a stay at home, I'd go crazy I've read about people who do in, one particular one in Japan comes to mind and that's not for me fam --- Love is a lie guys, there's no such thing, might as well be a soulless hedonist. <cite>awesome999 posted [p:953160385] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>I could never be a stay at home, I'd go crazy I've read about people who do in, one particular one in Japan comes to mind and that's not for me fam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 04/23/21 8:16:48 PM #24:	XboxLegendary posted... You didn't even read my whole post, genius. I know, it was great --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:953160429] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>XboxLegendary posted... </cite> <quote>You didn't even read my whole post, genius.</quote> I know, it was great </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 04/23/21 8:26:01 PM #25:	This is Vegy levels of humiliation kink, and that's just sad. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:953160710] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>This is Vegy levels of humiliation kink, and that's just sad.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 04/23/21 8:28:53 PM #26:	XboxLegendary posted... You're at a fancy social gathering, everyone's gussied-up. You meet lots of high-ranking members of society, from celebrities to politicians. Your wife introduces herself as the CEO of a multi-billion dollar tech company. Then you introduce yourself (just as she had you rehearse): "and I'm her personal ass sniffer." You then get on your knees behind her and perform your duty, to the shock and awe of everyone in attendance. Your wife smirks smugly. God, what I wouldnt give --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:953160803] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>XboxLegendary posted... </cite> <quote>You're at a fancy social gathering, everyone's gussied-up. You meet lots of high-ranking members of society, from celebrities to politicians. Your wife introduces herself as the CEO of a multi-billion dollar tech company. Then you introduce yourself (just as she had you rehearse): "and I'm her personal ass sniffer." You then get on your knees behind her and perform your duty, to the shock and awe of everyone in attendance. Your wife smirks smugly.</quote>God, what I wouldnt give </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/23/21 9:28:27 PM #27:	Kakapo posted... I believe the proper term is thickly upholstered The term is swolled. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953162557] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>I believe the proper term is thickly upholstered</quote>The term is swolled. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XboxLegendary 04/24/21 8:38:39 AM #28:	Mods can we sticky this topic? It keeps getting pushed back and given it's relevance it should really be at the top of CE...permanently. <cite>XboxLegendary posted [p:953173787] in Imagine be... [t:79421245]...</cite> <quote>Mods can we sticky this topic? It keeps getting pushed back and given it's relevance it should really be at the top of CE...permanently. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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