Poll of the Day > You smell like surface! you must be new here. let me give you some pointers =)

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PunishedOni
04/22/21 10:18:28 AM
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  1. if you're hungry, the best rocks are the ones near the magma pool. They're warm and a little more chewy than the other rocks
  2. If someone starts talking to you about crystal moons and pagers, just pretend you know what they're talking about
  3. Watch out for demons. Especially the king of the demons, GreedDemon20. He'll steal your stuff!
  4. zombies, ghouls and vampires are a big problem here. If you notice that you're no longer alive, please report to the biomatter reprocessing headquarters in Filth City immediately

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my mom says people make fun of me because they're jealous
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hockey7318
04/22/21 10:26:51 AM
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I was supposed to report somewhere after I developed a taste for brains?!
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PunishedOni
04/22/21 10:43:48 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
I was supposed to report somewhere after I developed a taste for brains?!
yep! you should do that ASAP. don't be nervous though, the biomatter reprocessors are really nice -- most of my body has been recycled twice by them!

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hockey7318
04/22/21 11:09:11 AM
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That's not going to help the people I've eaten...
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Nightwind
04/22/21 3:30:11 PM
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Picasso Moon, blinding ball,
Spinning fire, the lightning calls
Picasso Moon, fall into the sky
Rarin' out, I'm gonna testify
And stare a shout into that burning eye,
Bigger than a drive-in movie, oh my.
Bigger than a drive-in movie, oh my.


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Nightwind
"the wind has no destination"
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captpackrat
04/22/21 4:11:03 PM
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You smell like Surface.



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Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
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DeltaBladeX
04/22/21 4:22:01 PM
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What is this a reference to?
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PunishedOni
04/22/21 4:44:11 PM
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DeltaBladeX posted...
What is this a reference to?
my imagination



also crystal moon and SpeedDemon20 are users or former users of this forum

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Zareth
04/22/21 6:38:04 PM
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Whatever happened to Bob the Plutonian?

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In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead
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Greenfox111
04/22/21 6:39:03 PM
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I prefer cash tips ty

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Don't ask.
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Mead
04/22/21 6:53:53 PM
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If youre undead dont go to their dumb reprocessing center its lame

come hang out with me and all your wildest dreams will come true

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YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano
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PunishedOni
04/22/21 9:14:25 PM
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Zareth posted...
Whatever happened to Bob the Plutonian?
we sent him back to pluto to get more, uh... geluto. it's like gelato but from space.

Greenfox111 posted...
I prefer cash tips ty
cash? is that a kind of rock?

Mead posted...
If youre undead dont go to their dumb reprocessing center its lame

come hang out with me and all your wildest dreams will come true
DON'T listen to this lich-person! He needs dead bodies to reanimate into

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