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Arcanine2009
04/18/21 2:35:29 PM
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same as topic title


You can now orgasm for 60 seconds every time you climax, and your refractory/recovery time is cut in half. Orgasms after refractory period are just as strong as the first also.

This or $69,000,000 in cash upfront.

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littlebro07
04/18/21 2:36:30 PM
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Like do I just keep blasting semen out for 60 seconds?

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Arcanine2009
04/18/21 2:36:48 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Like do I just keep blasting semen out for 60 seconds?
Yes you do, and it has no negative effect on your fertility. But you don't necessarily have more sperm, just fluid.

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LeadPipeCinche
04/18/21 2:36:57 PM
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A 60 second nut, good lord (if there was one).
The ladies are gonna choke to death
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AThirstyCamel
04/18/21 2:37:08 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Like do I just keep blasting semen out for 60 seconds?

That's what I was thinking. Like bro I can only spend so much money on socks
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littlebro07
04/18/21 2:39:01 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Yes you do

then I choose the orgasm

I will make so much money at the sperm bank

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No_U_L7
04/18/21 2:39:09 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
our refractory/recovery time is cut in half.


the difference between 2 and 4 days doesnt really matter, so ill just take the money
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FF_Redux
04/18/21 2:39:33 PM
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Sometimes my second orgasm I get in less than a minute after is even stronger, why would I want to make it worse? So money

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Crescente
04/18/21 2:43:25 PM
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I could nut for like 20 seconds when I'm high...so I'll take the money lol
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Tyranthraxus
04/18/21 2:44:51 PM
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Nutting for 60 seconds sounds like a fucking mess.

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SpaceBear_
04/18/21 2:49:55 PM
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Crescente posted...
I could nut for like 20 seconds when I'm high...so I'll take the money lol

Yeah, smoke a J and it's like you're busting for days.

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Crescente
04/18/21 2:53:37 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Yeah, smoke a J and it's like you're busting for days.

Honestly, it's more like a minute. I can't really tell since it's insane experience.
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BilalPowell
04/18/21 3:01:06 PM
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Who would want 60 seconds? Might as well just pee.

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littlebro07
04/18/21 3:13:41 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Nutting for 60 seconds sounds like a fucking mess.

You could make bank in porn though

you could give an entire orgy a facial in one take

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WingsOfGood
04/18/21 3:19:41 PM
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You could be a famous porn star if that is your thing since I am sure you would be paid high dollar to spew gunk on a fellow star for 60 seconds straight
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DepreceV2
04/18/21 3:22:25 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Nutting for 60 seconds sounds like a fucking mess.

This

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superman 2000
04/18/21 3:22:59 PM
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I'm just going to assume anyone choosing option A is, to quote a certain son of a shepherd, "weak in the upper story".

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littlebro07
04/18/21 3:27:06 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
I'm just going to assume anyone choosing option A is, to quote a certain son of a shepherd, "weak in the upper story".


$69 million one time

or a steady income from porn and sperm banks

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Arcanine2009
04/18/21 5:44:31 PM
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alright, I'll make another one one.. one that's more enticing tomorrow

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uwnim
04/18/21 5:46:30 PM
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That's the worst part. The stuff coming out is just gross and the best feeling part happens after that is done.

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Kisai
04/18/21 5:50:59 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
then I choose the orgasm

I will make so much money at the sperm bank

littlebro07 posted...
You could make bank in porn though

you could give an entire orgy a facial in one take

littlebro07 posted...
$69 million one time

or a steady income from porn and sperm banks

"Yeah, I wanna keep working," said no one ever.

And I especially wanna keep working to never make over $50 million dollars.

I'd take the money, this is an easy question for me.

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NoxObscuras
04/18/21 5:51:07 PM
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As someone with a high libido, orgasms lasting for 60 seconds sounds amazing. But $69 million means I could live it up for the rest of my life, so I have to go with that.

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Master Kazuya
04/18/21 5:55:56 PM
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Wtf? 69 million EASILY

  1. I already enjoy orgasm plenty, just making it longer is not worth losing being set for life with no financial issues ever for you (and for future generations)
  2. Something lasting longer does not innately mean it's better. That's why so many video games suck is cause they have tons of padding. I'll take a 5 sec orgasm with a girl I really like than a 15 sec orgasm of watching porn at night. Orgasm is literally about the height of the climax.
  3. Do drugs. When you orgasm on drugs, it can really feel like it's longer and better. Boom, 69 mill and the funds to buy drugs to get you the same feeling. Weed, acid, and molly are the ones that feel the best.

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UnholyMudcrab
04/18/21 5:57:25 PM
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