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Joe_Biden 04/18/21 4:54:54 AM #1: |
when lupin is teaching harry the patronus magic, they're in dumbles office, but it's empty.
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Joe_Biden 04/18/21 5:26:11 AM #2: |
and when peter transforms back into human, he is wearing clothes
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Metalsonic66 04/18/21 5:39:56 AM #3: |
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DeltaBladeX 04/18/21 5:45:20 AM #4: |
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Metalsonic66 04/18/21 5:46:01 AM #5: |
Honestly there are all KINDS of questions about how magic works in Harry Potter
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Krazy_Kirby 04/18/21 6:23:54 AM #6: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVgVB3qsySQ
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Kanatteru 04/18/21 8:09:30 AM #7: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
Honestly there are all KINDS of questions about how magic works in Harry Potter yes and most of them can be answered with "it's bad writing" --- despair-inducing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 04/18/21 9:19:36 AM #8: |
Kanatteru posted...
yes and most of them can be answered with "it's bad writing" --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 04/18/21 9:45:03 AM #9: |
the 3rd movie in particular doesnt seem to give a fuck about any type of continuity or consistency. Funny enough, it probably the only good movie of the series
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FrozenBananas 04/18/21 9:48:07 AM #10: |
Kanatteru posted...
yes and most of them can be answered with "it's bad writing" as far as movies go, the screenwriting is terrible. as far as books, I wouldnt call it bad writing. Id call it just go with the flow and suspend your disbelief a little bit. I wouldnt call it anything unforgivable --- "Full story later. There will be pints." - Fitz "There will be gin." - Simmons (((Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ))) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 04/18/21 9:56:03 AM #11: |
The only real complaint I have with the books is that by the end of the series, we have the main characters using fuckin disarm and paralyze spells against grown adults who are firing literal killing and torture curses back at them
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BlazeAndBlade 04/18/21 10:15:07 AM #12: |
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the old dungeon and dragon's carton Nice! one of the cartoon i used to watch back in the old day's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JjhQ1Oi_3k Saturday morning in the 80s: 4 hours of non-stop awesome cartoons... what a time it was. --- Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 04/18/21 10:17:09 AM #13: |
FrozenBananas posted...
The only real complaint I have with the books is that by the end of the series, we have the main characters using fuckin disarm and paralyze spells against grown adults who are firing literal killing and torture curses back at themThey do acknowledge this though. Harry Potter allegedly becomes famous for using disarming magic. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 04/18/21 10:23:40 AM #14: |
Blightzkrieg posted...
They do acknowledge this though. Harry Potter allegedly becomes famous for using disarming magic.The good side doesn't curse! --- My theme song - https://youtu.be/uYjM-BuE3Cs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 04/18/21 10:43:23 AM #15: |
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They do acknowledge this though. Harry Potter allegedly becomes famous for using disarming magic. yeah in the last book he gives himself away when hes hiding among Order members (disguised as Harrys). I think he started using them out of instinct at first, and then it basically became his trademark. I wonder if that was Rowling poking fun at it all Im saying is they could have been a lot more creative. Maybe some bat bogey hexes every once in a while --- "Full story later. There will be pints." - Fitz "There will be gin." - Simmons (((Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ))) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 04/18/21 10:56:28 AM #16: |
Yeah I think it becomes apparent by book ~5 that Rowling has no idea how the mechanics of a magic duel would actually work. It just turns into Star Wars style blaster fights.
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faramir77 04/18/21 11:21:33 AM #17: |
FrozenBananas posted...
the 3rd movie in particular doesnt seem to give a fuck about any type of continuity or consistency. Funny enough, it probably the only good movie of the series Agree on the first half, disagree on the second half. I rewatched all the movies over a one month period a few months ago, and the third movie was easily the worst. It felt disjointed and aimless. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 04/18/21 11:45:07 AM #18: |
Funny how these trends come in waves. For a while there it seemed like Prisoner of Azkaban was THE go-to Harry Potter movie.
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Kanatteru 04/18/21 12:13:32 PM #19: |
FrozenBananas posted...
as far as books, I wouldnt call it bad writing. i would --- despair-inducing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 04/18/21 12:18:20 PM #20: |
I always thought it was dumb that even the greatest wizards simply could not cast spells unless they had a stupid wand
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Metalsonic66 04/18/21 12:20:05 PM #21: |
Kanatteru posted...
yes and most of them can be answered with "it's bad writing"Most of them are literally just handwaved Like, how sentient ARE the paintings and photos and enchanted objects? The paintings of the old headmasters seemed to have all the memories from when they were alive. But Harry's photos of his parents just smiled and waved. But then there was a magic mirror that made snarky comments about Harry's bangs? --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veedrock- 04/18/21 4:38:56 PM #22: |
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Like, how sentient ARE the paintings and photos and enchanted objects? The paintings of the old headmasters seemed to have all the memories from when they were alive. But Harry's photos of his parents just smiled and waved.I read an apt comparison that magic photographs are basically holograms. You can have basic ones that just loop simple gestures like waving to full fledged ones that can be taught/"programmed" to interact and even allow portraits to cross over to one another. I think the books showed Dumbledore talking to his own portrait to teach it what he knows. --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 04/18/21 4:42:36 PM #23: |
The lamest and most nonsensical thing in the series I remember thinking was silly as a kid was the time-traveling device literally being used and forgotten about.
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Krazy_Kirby 04/18/21 6:03:30 PM #24: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
there is a company that can animate photos now, even photos of dead people. they can make them wave and other gestures --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EclairReturns 04/18/21 6:52:47 PM #25: |
ReturnOfFa posted...
most nonsensical thing in the series Why didn't Tom Riddle just teleport to Harry instead of letting the latter vault some tomb-stones, get to Cedric, and summon the Port-key his way? In fact, why didn't Tom just destroy the Port-key, which was like the entire crux of his plan? How do four wand-less teenagers manage to get their wands back from six physically stronger teenagers? How is it that six unqualified wizards manage to escape getting killed by eleven experienced masters in the art of murder and torture, some of whom are Azkaban's most wanted? Why couldn't Dumbledore have just told Harry or just summoned Dobby to bring an extra cup before they went off to steal the Horcrux? Why is it that Kreacher did not bother to rescue Regulus Black when the latter is fully aware that elf Disapparition does not possess that same flaw as wizard Disapparition, which is to say, that anybody using the latter can just track the user by clinging onto him or her? Why is it that Tom Riddle does not just send Snape to investigate Grimmauld Place since the latter is now one of the twenty Secret-Keepers of Sirius' house? Instead, he just sends a bunch of goons with no access to the place whatsoever. Lupin claims in the seventh book that he would have arrived at Grimmauld Place three days sooner if not for the Death Eater who had been tailing him. He later states that it is only possible to track wizards who Disapparate by clinging onto them, and it is later revealed that saying Tom Riddle's name aloud also acts as a beacon for Death Eaters to track people. So either Lupin is saying Tom Riddle's name every time he Disapparates or the Death Eater somehow just grabbed Lupin's arm every time the latter disappeared. If the latter, how is it that Lupin shakes him off every time for three days straight? If the former, why does he not just make the connection and tell the trio about it? Why did Lupin and the three protagonists even consider Grimmauld Place a safe house, knowing that Snape can get in? In Bagshot's house, when Nagini alerts Tom to Harry's presence, why is it that Tom Riddle does not just Apparate in at that very second? Instead, he just ``runs into the fetid bedroom'', watching Harry and Hermione Disapparate out the window. How is it that two unqualified wizards and a house-elf manage to fend off two experienced killers, a fully-qualified witch, and a werewolf in time for them to make their escape? How is it that the trio manage to escape Gringotts without any mortal injuries? Why is it that nobody who was trying to stop them escaping use the Clankers to stop the dragon spiriting off with them in tow? Why is it that Tom Riddle insists on enlisting Death Eaters who are too stupid to tell the difference between a stag and a goat? Why does nobody call Tom for that; surely, not all of them are incapable of telling their animals apart? The fact that a housewife manages to overpower Bellatrix. The fact that the final showdown lasted less than a page. Naming your kid after some bloke that hated you and made your life at Hogwarts miserable to the fullest extent of his ability. The fact that Harry just puts the Elder Wand back in Dumbledore's grave, thinking all will be well, apparently ignoring the possibility that some Dark wizard might someday Disarm him, do some grave-robbing then become a major threat to the world with an unbeatable wand. The fact that Disarming somebody alone makes the Disarmer the master of his or her victim's wand. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kimbos_Egg 04/18/21 7:21:14 PM #26: |
ReturnOfFa posted...
The lamest and most nonsensical thing in the series I remember thinking was silly as a kid was the time-traveling device literally being used and forgotten about. It wasnt forgotten about. They were all destroyed. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PunishedOni 04/18/21 8:01:56 PM #27: |
idk i got kicked out of hogwarts for being trans in the middle of the second book. did they ever figure out who killed that cat
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EclairReturns 04/18/21 8:11:00 PM #28: |
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Why did the Death Eaters even bother going through this chase scene in the Department of Mysteries, anyway? Lucius could have just summoned the prophecy from afar, and possibly non-verbally, as well, then Disapparated to Tom's side. Harry summoned his broomstick from about a mile away just hours after perfecting the Summoning Charm. There's no reason why Lucius couldn't have done the same with the prophecy. But instead, he just drawls, ``Very good, Potter. Now turn around, nice and slowly, and give that to me.'' When Harry is helping Hagrid put the fire out on his hut, the former tells the latter the name of the charm. And for some reason, Hagrid casts the spell perfectly to put out the fire. Why, then, does Flitwick's class need to practice the Aguamenti charm, if they can just say the words and cast it without any practice at all? I mean, unless I am missing something and Hagrid is some sort of hidden prodigy who never got to exercise his full capabilities because his academic career was prematurely cut short by Tom. To append to that cave scene, Dumbledore could have also just conjured a second crystal goblet to save Harry the trouble of dealing with the Inferi. It is also stupid that many of the Ministry of Magic employees never learned how to cast Protego properly. Overall, the Death Eaters just seem like a joke for a cult whose members are, as Dumbledore described at the end of book five, "almost as terrible as [Tom]." According to Hermione when she and Harry are tackling Snape's potion riddle in their first year, she says that ``many of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic'', so I guess this excuses most of the stupidity that I've pointed out so far. Still, you'd think that if this were the case, these wizards would be better off going to a Muggle school and obtaining this thing called ``common sense''. You'd think that this would be grounds for educational reform in Hogwarts. I mean, there was a board of governors that Lucius was a part of, and constantly criticized Dumbledore's headmaster-ing. And Dumbledore had in fact received many angry letters from parents, as he intimated to Hagrid in his hut when the latter was outed for being half-giant. You'd think that Dumbledore would listen to constructive criticism instead of allowing his students to graduate with less common sense than ``many of the greatest wizards''. Fudge tried to do this in the fifth book, but for the opposite reason: to keep the students as dumb as ignorant as possible, because he somehow fears that his entire legion of Aurors would lose to a bunch of teenagers. I get that he was being paranoid and irrational. But still, it doesn't excuse why these Death Eaters lose all their fights to the trio. Also, where are all the Aurors in the final fight? There just Order members, Dumbledore's Army, and Death Eaters. Their absence from the final showdown is really odd. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 04/18/21 8:13:01 PM #29: |
EclairReturns posted...
Why didn't Tom Riddle just teleport to Harry instead of letting the latter vault some tomb-stones, get to Cedric, and summon the Port-key his way? In fact, why didn't Tom just destroy the Port-key, which was like the entire crux of his plan?Yep, I remember reading the 'final battle' and being quite disappointed. And found that the epilogue tied a giant crap bow on the end of it. The names of their children were like a hilarious joke. I didn't bother compiling a list like you, but yup. She's a children's author. I always found it intensely annoying in the books when the 3 main characters had their scheduled spat for 200 pages. As the movies went on, I watched the 2nd to last one and thought it was pure trash. I didn't watch the last one and still haven't. I'm sure I will for a laugh at some point. --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EclairReturns 04/18/21 8:58:38 PM #30: |
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Still, you'd think that if this were the case, these wizards would be better off going to a Muggle school and obtaining this thing called ``common sense''. You'd think that this would be grounds for educational reform in Hogwarts. Disregard this point. I don't think it has any ground. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kimbos_Egg 04/18/21 9:26:22 PM #31: |
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More stuff: only the people who its about can remove it from its place on the cupboard, then he tried to do it when harry got it and failed. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 04/18/21 9:34:43 PM #32: |
Did Eclair just come up with that many bullshit complaints lol wtf
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GanonsSpirit 04/18/21 9:41:58 PM #33: |
Do wizard schools teach real subjects? Like Hermione is really smart but can she even do algebra?
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Blightzkrieg 04/18/21 9:42:33 PM #34: |
GanonsSpirit posted...
Do wizard schools teach real subjects? Like Hermione is really smart but can she even do algebra?Canonically no They also don't have gym class --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EclairReturns 04/18/21 9:49:49 PM #35: |
Kimbos_Egg posted...
then he tried to do it when harry got it and failed There's no reason why Lucius could not have just used a Super-Sensory Charm in the general area, waited for Harry to remove it from the shelf, then use Accio the moment the prophecy was off the shelf. Alternatively, he could have just Stunned the lot the moment that it was off the shelf, instead of announcing himself to the teenagers. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 04/18/21 9:55:20 PM #36: |
Blightzkrieg posted...
Canonically nothese books/movies are very inaccurate. judging by the food availability, there should be a lot more plus-size wizards and witches. --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blightzkrieg 04/18/21 9:57:17 PM #37: |
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Kimbos_Egg 04/18/21 11:08:43 PM #38: |
EclairReturns posted...
True. But he could have just Stunned the lot and summoned the prophecy the moment that it was off the shelf, instead of announcing himself. In fact, I think he could have done a lot of other things with the element of surprise on his side. Would have fallen and broken. --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Revelation34 04/18/21 11:30:17 PM #39: |
FrozenBananas posted...
Did Eclair just come up with that many bullshit complaints lol wtf Why are they bullshit? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fishy071 04/19/21 12:46:47 AM #40: |
I didn't see it as Professor Dumbledore's office. I also don't recall the book ever mentioning it taking place there. I thought it was an empty classroom and that most of the professors' offices looked similar. If Professor Lupin had really been teaching the patronus charm in Professor Dumbledore's office, he probably got permission.
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Kimbos_Egg 04/19/21 1:01:25 AM #41: |
fishy071 posted...
I didn't see it as Professor Dumbledore's office. I also don't recall the book ever mentioning it taking place there. I thought it was an empty classroom and that most of the professors' offices looked similar. If Professor Lupin had really been teaching the patronus charm in Professor Dumbledore's office, he probably got permission. that was just the movie though --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/Khu5iBF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpaceBear_ 04/19/21 1:11:36 AM #42: |
PunishedOni posted...
idk i got kicked out of hogwarts for being trans in the middle of the second book. did they ever figure out who killed that cat Lmao --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 04/19/21 1:11:51 AM #43: |
dumbledore's orifice
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Joe_Biden 04/19/21 1:13:52 AM #44: |
fishy071 posted...
I didn't see it as Professor Dumbledore's office. I also don't recall the book ever mentioning it taking place there. I thought it was an empty classroom and that most of the professors' offices looked similar. If Professor Lupin had really been teaching the patronus charm in Professor Dumbledore's office, he probably got permission.in the movie, the office they're in is the same room that was dumbledores office in the first two movies --- 46th President of the United States of America. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Joe_Biden 04/19/21 3:12:33 AM #45: |
here is movie 3
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chandlermbing 04/19/21 3:42:23 AM #46: |
I guess in the movie they wanted it to look 'cool'. In the book, if I recall, it's just a nondescript room somewhere in the castle
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Joe_Biden 04/19/21 5:35:42 AM #48: |
in the book it's the history of magic classroom
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FrozenBananas 04/19/21 9:27:52 AM #49: |
Blightzkrieg posted...
Canonically no wizards / witches seem to look down on any type of physical activity. Cursing another student is ok, but dont dare punch him in the face. You might get expelled --- "Full story later. There will be pints." - Fitz "There will be gin." - Simmons (((Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. ))) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Joe_Biden 04/19/21 10:39:02 AM #50: |
...i mean yeah, it's like that in pretty much every school
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Thirty3_1Third 04/19/21 12:23:09 PM #51: |
FrozenBananas posted...
The only real complaint I have with the books is that by the end of the series, we have the main characters using fuckin disarm and paralyze spells against grown adults who are firing literal killing and torture curses back at themI've thought this forever. These kids (now adults) never learned the spells to defend themselves against the most evil wizard in history? I mean...they should want to kill this guy right? --- PSN: Thirty3_1Third | Now: LEGO Batman 3: Beyond Gotham | Next: Resident Evil HD Remaster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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