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goldenBoi45
04/17/21 1:26:08 AM
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A)Widow
B) Panther
C) Canary
D) Adam
E) All of the above

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steveoSEK
04/17/21 1:28:21 AM
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Black Panther would be thd only one who could probably beat him


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coh
04/17/21 1:29:11 AM
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steveoSEK posted...
Black Panther would be thd only one who could probably beat him
Oh so the women couldn't? That's sexist
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goldenBoi45
04/17/21 1:29:13 AM
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I added another Black guy.

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Gobstoppers12
04/17/21 1:29:17 AM
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All of the above with time to plan

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CouldBeAnAlt
04/17/21 1:29:19 AM
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Black Bolt?

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steveoSEK
04/17/21 1:31:46 AM
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coh posted...
Oh so the women couldn't? That's sexist
Batman is a walking tank built like an ox who has done battle with all manner of powerful foes.

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goldenBoi45
04/17/21 1:32:11 AM
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CouldBeAnAlt posted...
Black Bolt?
Just Google image searched him.

Jesus this guy looks lame

He's like Batman's incel counterpart or some shit. Batman better win

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g0ldie
04/17/21 1:32:13 AM
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Black Adam would definitely win.

Black Panther would most likely win.

Black Widow has the super soldier serum in the comics, iirc, so I could see her winning

idk about Black Canary except for her screaming thing.

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Chicken
04/17/21 1:32:15 AM
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goldenBoi45
04/17/21 1:34:00 AM
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Chicken posted...
Goku Black?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDYJO-1IhN8
Lol video is age restricted. Does Goku Black always have to be so edgy?

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Redfeather
04/17/21 1:38:08 AM
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It is a trick.
He would romance them all.
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MabusIncarnate
04/17/21 1:41:35 AM
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E

Batman is a gigantic pussy

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Wutobliteration
04/17/21 1:44:11 AM
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g0ldie posted...
Black Adam would definitely win.

Black Panther would most likely win.

Black Widow has the super soldier serum in the comics, iirc, so I could see her winning

idk about Black Canary except for her screaming thing.

Batman has plot armor and no.1 best-selling superhero comic series to date.

He wins anyway
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Compsognathus
04/17/21 1:50:59 AM
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goldenBoi45 posted...
A)Widow
B) Panther
C) Canary
D) Adam
E) All of the above

Black Widow: Batman wins 8 out of 10*
Black Canary: Batman wins 6 out of 10*
Black Panther: Batman wins 4 out of 10*
Black Adam: Batman wins 0 out of 10
Black Bolt: Batman wins 0 out of 10

*I'm effectively giving Batman +1 bonus in these to account for Batwank.

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awesome999
04/17/21 1:59:44 AM
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Hurr durr muh Batman plan plot armour
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Wutobliteration
04/17/21 2:06:18 AM
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You guys need read that time Batman killed the Justice League (indirectly) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel
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Trumble
04/17/21 2:18:51 AM
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All of the above, but not Black Dynamite.

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jon1012
04/17/21 2:19:31 AM
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steveoSEK posted...
Black Panther would be thd only one who could probably beat him


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BlackHorse6969
04/17/21 2:20:16 AM
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Black pope iseem

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Irony
04/17/21 2:20:44 AM
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Could Batman end racism with time to plan?

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g0ldie
04/17/21 2:27:48 AM
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Trumble posted...
All of the above, but not Black Dynamite.
I shoulda known you'd be behind this, Fiendish Batman. Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery!

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goldenBoi45
04/17/21 2:31:27 AM
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Irony posted...
Could Batman end racism with time to plan?
Not with all the Black ass he's been kicking

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GhettoFlip
04/17/21 2:32:08 AM
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Wutobliteration posted...
You guys need read that time Batman killed the Justice League (indirectly) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JLA:_Tower_of_Babel

one of the dumbest, worst written comics of all time. every single one of those plans relied on the other person being paralyzed by stupidity because the writer needed it to


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DespondentDeity
04/17/21 2:33:06 AM
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Omni-man solos

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What_
04/17/21 2:34:19 AM
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Black beauty?
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Smashingpmkns
04/17/21 2:34:39 AM
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GhettoFlip
04/17/21 5:00:15 PM
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@goldenBoi45

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hockeybub89
04/17/21 5:01:33 PM
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_MorningStar
04/17/21 5:02:39 PM
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Black Adam and Panther rofl stomp

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DrizztLink
04/17/21 5:02:51 PM
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steveoSEK posted...
Black Panther would be thd only one who could probably beat him
Do you not know who Black Adam is?

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radical rhino
04/17/21 5:04:18 PM
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Beat the women. Lose to the men.

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_MorningStar
04/17/21 5:05:19 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Do you not know who Black Adam is?
Tc edited his post. I don't think Black Adam was there to begin with

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DrizztLink
04/17/21 5:07:00 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
Tc edited his post. I don't think Black Adam was there to begin with
Fair point.

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WingsOfGood
04/18/21 1:02:49 AM
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Lex is black
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008Zulu
04/18/21 1:49:14 AM
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If the villains Batman faced off against weren't so considerate, always giving him time to plan, they would beat him in the first fight. It's like, do you know what it's like? It's like Batman can't win unless he has time to plan.

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The_Korey
04/19/21 1:55:27 PM
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OffTempo
04/19/21 2:01:57 PM
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He has the best chance against A and C. Thats it.

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goldenBoi45
04/19/21 4:26:11 PM
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So basically if you sucker punched Batman, it would be over for him?

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goldenBoi45
04/19/21 4:30:44 PM
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randy_123r posted...
What makes black panther so powerful? Honestly just curious
Vibranium, son

His suit is basically made out of the strongest metal in the known universe or some shit


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g0ldie
04/19/21 4:32:06 PM
#45:


randy_123r posted...
What makes black panther so powerful? Honestly just curious
he has enhanced abilities, like Captain America, and a suit that has similar properties as Cap's shield, iirc.

plus he's one of the most intelligent guys in that world, similar to Batman, and is highly skilled in martial arts.

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Vicious_Dios
04/20/21 10:29:24 PM
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F. Kodak

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Stalolin
04/20/21 10:30:02 PM
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Black Dynamite.

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mooreandrew58
04/20/21 10:33:45 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
Black Widow: Batman wins 8 out of 10*
Black Canary: Batman wins 6 out of 10*
Black Panther: Batman wins 4 out of 10*
Black Adam: Batman wins 0 out of 10
Black Bolt: Batman wins 0 out of 10

*I'm effectively giving Batman +1 bonus in these to account for Batwank.
Batman beat shazam in the convergence comic series. I call complete bullshit but it exists in the comics. Black adam is basically evil more mature shazam so yeah.

It wasnt normal batman but close enough

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