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Unsugarized_Foo
04/14/21 11:03:44 PM
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Guide posted...
Ain't my fault you grew up around people who drink mountain dew instead of water.

You don't wanna see the folk that did drink the water

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Shadowplay
04/14/21 11:10:07 PM
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So at this point is curvy basically just code for "moderately overweight endomorph"?

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Guide
04/14/21 11:12:14 PM
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Shadowplay posted...
So at this point is curvy basically just code for "moderately overweight endomorph"?

"moderately"

She goes around like a tire, and her chin is the brake.

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ZannoL
04/15/21 12:08:49 AM
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Looks like the majority of you dont want to see her in the buff.
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hoggys2much
04/15/21 1:20:09 AM
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ZannoL posted...
Looks like the majority of you dont want to see her in the buff.

You are correct in that the majority of us do not want to see an ugly groteque beached whale who looks as though she is in desperate need of plastic surgery, liposuction, Jenny Craig/Weight Watchers in the buff.

She is only doing this to try and get anyone to look at her.

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cjsdowg
04/15/21 1:25:48 AM
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I don't judge people based on their looks. But she is model. If can be a model then anyone should be able to be model. I mean this shouldn't even be job anymore. Just get the next 10 women you see talking down the street and see if they want to do a something.

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LookANinja
04/15/21 1:30:43 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Just get the next 10 women you see talking down the street and see if they want to do a something.
Whenever i do this i get arrested.

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TheoryzC
04/15/21 1:35:27 AM
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ThePrinceFish
04/15/21 1:36:05 AM
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The kind of stripper you pay to keep her clothes on. And just go away.

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Back_Stabbath
04/15/21 1:51:08 AM
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Cool!
*clicks topic*
Naw!

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ZannoL
04/15/21 10:29:05 AM
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Bump
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hoggys2much
04/15/21 11:41:08 AM
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ZannoL posted...
Bump

Why the fuck are you bumping this?

No one cares about the ugly heifer who goes around all day worried that she might get harpooned.

Did you know that when ever she bends over there is a total eclipse of the sun.

She needs a booth to herself when ever she goes to a restaurant.

Does she work for Goodyear as their blimp?

Or does she work for Michelin as the Michelin Man's wife?

Or is her job the "before" picture in these before and after Jenny Craig/Weigh Watchers/exercise equipment commercials.

I wonder if she got that fat by eating all the hamburgers that Michael Knight left lying on the floor.

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pogo_rabid
04/15/21 11:43:38 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Ew, no thanks lol


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Touch
04/15/21 11:55:33 AM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Haven't the Germans been through enough?
Lmao

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