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AceMos
04/09/21 5:46:04 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VujOmf9Zoq4

how long can you watch before laughing

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NeonOctopus
04/09/21 5:52:52 AM
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Nukazie
04/09/21 5:58:17 AM
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how come i have only seen american / english-speakers pushing the flat earth shit

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AceMos
04/09/21 5:59:38 AM
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Nukazie posted...
how come i have only seen american / english-speakers pushing the flat earth shit
because of how hard the anti science movement is pushed in america

there are flat earthers all over the world and have been for centuries

thing is every where else in the world and history treats them like idiots and they are not given a platform

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pinky0926
04/09/21 6:00:39 AM
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This is good actually. They had a hypothesis, they did an experiment, the experiment proved they were wrong. Basically they did an actual bit of science.

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Nukazie
04/09/21 6:02:27 AM
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AceMos posted...
there are flat earthers all over the world and have been for centuries
damn, and still no reports of any of them falling off the edge or using any aircraft to see what's beneath us

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DravenRainrix
04/09/21 6:03:05 AM
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I sometimes feel like these people are just very insecure and lonely and look for any group to belong too that will have them.

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XxGhaleonxX
04/09/21 6:03:40 AM
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Remember that one dude who was so determined to prove it was flat that he made his own rocket then almost died so he made another one and then did die?

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Strider102
04/09/21 6:04:24 AM
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"Mars, the moon, all those lights in the sky are not physical objects" is what got me.

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UnfairRepresent
04/09/21 6:05:07 AM
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DravenRainrix posted...
I sometimes feel like these people are just very insecure and lonely and look for any group to belong too that will have them.
Well that's most groups

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NeonOctopus
04/09/21 6:08:13 AM
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XxGhaleonxX posted...
Remember that one dude who was so determined to prove it was flat that he made his own rocket then almost died so he made another one and then did die?
what? Link?

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BlockAddition
04/09/21 6:09:14 AM
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Mocking people because of their beliefs?
Very progressive, gamefaqs. this is 2021 not 1921 tf is wrong with this thread

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AceMos
04/09/21 6:10:17 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
what? Link?
its discussed in the video i linked

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pinky0926
04/09/21 6:11:23 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
Mocking people because of their beliefs?
Very progressive, gamefaqs. this is 2021 not 1921 tf is wrong with this thread

Rejecting dogma and looking to scientific experiments to inform is pretty progressive, yeah

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DravenRainrix
04/09/21 6:11:29 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
Mocking people because of their beliefs?
Very progressive, gamefaqs. this is 2021 not 1921 tf is wrong with this thread

"Belief" denotes having faith in something unprovable. Globe earth has been proven many many times for many many years.
"Belief" in flat earth is ridiculous.

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XxGhaleonxX
04/09/21 6:12:04 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
what? Link?

@NeonOctopus

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51602655

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Master_Bass
04/09/21 6:12:09 AM
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AceMos posted...
its discussed in the video i linked
Yeah, it's at the very end.

I got a good laugh out of these flat earther clowns. Thanks, TC.

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SRR Capdown
04/09/21 6:17:46 AM
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I'm sure I read something about the rocket guy that implied he wasn't really a flat earther, he was just milking them for money to fund his rocket dreams.

Similar, albeit not nearly as heinous, as the doctor who is the figurehead of the antivaxx movement, who claimed the MMR jab causes autism. He only did so in order to try and get his own version of the jab into common usage. But now he just milks the antivaxx idiots for whatever he can.

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Fluttershy
04/09/21 6:23:47 AM
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I sometimes feel like these people are just very insecure and lonely and look for any group to belong too that will have them.

i think it's a gullibility thing. if you tell people that they are being intelligent and scientific and that they are skeptics for believing everything you tell them, some of them are going to say 'yup, knew it all along.'

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Slayer_22
04/09/21 6:23:49 AM
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Let's say the earth, for all intents and purposes, was flat.

Why tf would the government want to pretend it isn't, exactly?
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DravenRainrix
04/09/21 6:28:05 AM
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Fluttershy posted...
I sometimes feel like these people are just very insecure and lonely and look for any group to belong too that will have them.

i think it's a gullibility thing. if you tell people that they are being intelligent and scientific and that they are skeptics for believing everything you tell them, some of them are going to say 'yup, knew it all along.'

That's a good point too. A lot of the flat earthers act superior, like they know a secret that scientists are hiding from the other sheeple.

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SRR Capdown
04/09/21 6:30:02 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Let's say the earth, for all intents and purposes, was flat.

Why tf would the government want to pretend it isn't, exactly?

A lot of flat earth is heavily rooted in other conspiracy theories. A lot of them believe it's the illuminati, new world order, free masons etc flexing their power by making up a huge lie that can be easily disproved and tricking the masses with it.

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/09/21 6:30:36 AM
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everytime i think of flat earthers, this comes to mind:


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Fluttershy
04/09/21 6:34:57 AM
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That's a good point too. A lot of the flat earthers act superior, like they know a secret that scientists are hiding from the other sheeple.

oh absolutely. the sale of the idea of being ahead of the curve is exactly what's at play here. these are people that probably think they've never lost an argument in their life and that whenever anyone beats them in a game they were cheating. flat earth gives you an argument you can't lose -- like in the video when they bring them out to a lake and use a huge flag. they agree to these conditions but then claim heat interfered when the result goes against their expectation.

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BlockAddition
04/09/21 6:38:22 AM
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DravenRainrix posted...
"Belief" denotes having faith in something unprovable. Globe earth has been proven many many times for many many years.
"Belief" in flat earth is ridiculous.
IF you say so man

Mainwhile I'm lobbying for flat earther protection against abuse. See you in a year

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DravenRainrix
04/09/21 6:42:21 AM
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BlockAddition posted...
See you in a year

A year... You mean the amount of time it takes the globe earth to go around the globe sun?

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Ilishe
04/09/21 6:55:32 AM
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Topic title:

Can it be any other way? Is it possible to make these idiots look smart?

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ShotgunSilencer
04/09/21 7:11:11 AM
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I'm convinced they're all just trolls doing it for attention and giggles.
Theres no way people actually believe this shit. Especially when experiment after experiment proves them wrong.
Why even do the experiments if you're not going to accept the results
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Vigilancespren
04/09/21 7:35:02 AM
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Strider102 posted...
"Mars, the moon, all those lights in the sky are not physical objects" is what got me.
The first two I'm okay with. They have a belief and they run experiments to test them.

The third guy saying you can't land on the moon/Mars is too much.

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/09/21 7:37:03 AM
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seriously, i dont get it: there are pictures and footage of our planet showing its... you know, roundness yet these fools insist on believing this lie.

i just dunno anymore... *sigh*

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_____Cait
04/09/21 7:45:22 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
seriously, i dont get it: there are pictures and footage of our planet showing its... you know, roundness yet these fools insist on believing this lie.

i just dunno anymore... *sigh*

THATS BIG GOVERNMENT SCIENCE TRYING TO TEMPT YOU

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hockeybub89
04/09/21 8:00:10 AM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Let's say the earth, for all intents and purposes, was flat.

Why tf would the government want to pretend it isn't, exactly?
A lot of conspiracy theories seem to operate on the notion that whoever is really in charge is so arrogant that they just make up shit for the lulz. To show how all but a few brave souls are so stupid and gullible that they'll believe anything. There doesn't need to be a functional reason beyond asserting control.

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Kami_no_Kami
04/09/21 8:13:37 AM
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More sad than funny, though the No astronauts are scientists bit came close. I might have laughed if they showed Mad Mikes video and I hadnt already seen it.
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AvlButtslam
04/09/21 8:21:08 AM
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The guy in the cap and Bulls shirt is kinda cute, too bad hes a dummy
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pinky0926
04/09/21 9:57:33 AM
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What i don't understand is, what is the purpose of this conspiracy? Like...why has the world government tricked us into believing that the earth is round?

I can understand other conspiracy theories in terms of why there would be a conspiracy, but not this one.

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AceMos
04/09/21 4:56:36 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
What i don't understand is, what is the purpose of this conspiracy? Like...why has the world government tricked us into believing that the earth is round?

I can understand other conspiracy theories in terms of why there would be a conspiracy, but not this one.
same there is no gain to it

and it relies on more and more and more people bein gbrought in every year and none of them ever being a whistle blower


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FrankJaegr
04/09/21 4:58:37 PM
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meralonne
04/09/21 5:07:36 PM
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DravenRainrix posted...
A year... You mean the amount of time it takes the globe earth to go around the globe sun?

LMAO

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Tyranthraxus
04/09/21 5:22:42 PM
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Guys it's pretty clear that when you see things like a horizon (incorrectly called curvature in the video which isn't visible unless you're in space essentially) or a lunar eclipse or anything that requires a globe earth orbiting other spherical celestial bodies that God just wanted it to look that way and the completely incompetent government is somehow extremely competent at just fooling people about this specifically but can't figure out how to keep their 17 year old prostitutes secret.

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mybbqrules
04/09/21 5:31:00 PM
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SRR Capdown posted...
A lot of them believe it's the illuminati, new world order, free masons etc flexing their power by making up a huge lie that can be easily disproved and tricking the masses with it.
I'd be very curious to see how many of the folks believing that there is a "huge lie that can be easily disproved and tricking the masses with it" are also profoundly religious. I bet that crossover would be good for a laugh.

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mybbqrules
04/09/21 5:34:04 PM
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AceMos posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VujOmf9Zoq4

how long can you watch before laughing
To answer, 35 seconds. The moment the mouth breathing, likely Trump voting flat earther went "um......."

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mybbqrules
04/09/21 5:39:43 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lol @ spending 20k on a laser gyroscope and still being proven wrong
The funniest part of that one was they buy a device that they feel will definitively prove their point, instead it does the exact opposite and dunks all over their beliefs, and they immediately set out trying to debunk what their 20k piece of equipment told them.

Denying the reality right in their faces because it means admitting they were wrong. Yep, I'm confident in my claim that they're a bunch of Trump voters.

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BlakPeppa
04/09/21 5:48:08 PM
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Laughed at the first segment. Seen it before and still laugh.

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zado19
04/09/21 5:53:12 PM
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AceMos posted...
how long can you watch before laughing
3:15
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SevenTenths
04/09/21 6:25:46 PM
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AceMos posted...


thing is every where else in the world and history treats them like idiots

So, like America?

AceMos posted...
they are not given a platform

So your anti science since you gave them a platform?

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AceMos
04/10/21 4:21:21 AM
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bump

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AceMos
04/10/21 6:31:29 PM
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bump

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UnfairRepresent
04/11/21 2:09:18 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
What i don't understand is, what is the purpose of this conspiracy? Like...why has the world government tricked us into believing that the earth is round?

I can understand other conspiracy theories in terms of why there would be a conspiracy, but not this one.
I guess "If you can get people to believe this then you can get them to believe anything?"

I dunno

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AceMos
04/12/21 11:33:09 PM
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ka bum

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