Poll of the Day > I, the great PsyLok, shall now predict your future....

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Lokarin
04/08/21 5:03:49 PM
#1:


*ahem*

People of Delaware! Your state will soon be overrun with cicadas!

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Clench281
04/08/21 5:04:28 PM
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Oooh ooh do me

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Lokarin
04/08/21 5:06:03 PM
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Clench281 posted...
Oooh ooh do me

Ok...

*lubes up the condom*

Oh, this is, umm, colonmancy... ... hey, there's a dude with weird white sneakers that have red soles that's totally wanting to give you a hand in the gym

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Lokarin
04/08/21 7:14:19 PM
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My eyes are burning with the bombardment of arboreal semination

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IronBornCorps
04/08/21 9:20:28 PM
#5:


Do you need some drops for that or something?
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Lokarin
04/08/21 9:27:52 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
Do you need some drops for that or something?

nah, I don't have specific allergies, it's just really polleny or something

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IronBornCorps
04/08/21 9:33:26 PM
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seems like something maybe you could have predicted <3
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Lokarin
04/08/21 9:37:03 PM
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IronBornCorps posted...
seems like something maybe you could have predicted

I did, yet of turnabout - perhaps this symptom is the omen and not the desire...

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Bugmeat
04/08/21 10:22:33 PM
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Tell me about my future wise one.


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Mead
04/08/21 10:23:50 PM
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whoa are you related to Frylock?

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Lokarin
04/08/21 11:44:13 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Tell me about my future wise one.

You will accidentally drop a car wash token and it will roll slightly towards the drain but it won't go far, you'll take it as a sign to recheck mundane safety measures at home like if you have enough tape/bandaids and such

Mead posted...
whoa are you related to Frylock?

Nah, I'm just a potato

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Lokarin
04/08/21 11:51:36 PM
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Completely unrelated

@GunslingerGunsl

Someone did the thing: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1579490/Dangerous_Chris/

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Revelation34
04/09/21 1:09:26 AM
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I need to know my future.
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Lokarin
04/09/21 8:07:50 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
I need to know my future.

For some reason I see Batman throwing a rock at you or something

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SunWuKung420
04/09/21 8:38:37 AM
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Hmm...

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Lokarin
04/09/21 8:58:31 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Hmm...

I'm not reading anything at all, are you wearing a tin foil hat next to a 5G tower by any chance?

In cases like this, I whip out the cards...

Your cards are, in order; The Tower, Four of Wands, Five of Pentacles, Seven of Wands and The Empress

Quite ominous and rather sad... it's a tale of tragedy fueling celebration and loss.

One possible interpretation is at a wake you'll get stiffed with the bill and it will improve your relation with your bestie. Another interpretation is you'll get some inheritance money and use it to go on a bender but your partying will lead to depression and while drunk you'll headbutt a chick

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SunWuKung420
04/09/21 9:24:45 AM
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That's a wild ride. I don't use condoms.

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Lokarin
04/09/21 9:43:55 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
That's a wild ride. I don't use condoms.

yee, my Tarot method is to use nodes and transits. The nodes are the events and the transits are the way the events transpire. The nodes are the Tower, the 5p and the Empress. So to go from The Tower to the 5p it takes a process/transit of the Four of Wands... so how might disaster lead to the financial and emotional hardships of the 5 of pentacles? Well, the transit (4w) is one of celebration and freedom, or even the relief of removing a burden.

So, how might one be elated at disaster and then come crashing down into the hardships of reality?

Then I make up a narrative that might match that scenario


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Lokarin
04/09/21 2:17:43 PM
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ok, but real talk... I ain't lying about the cicadas; 2021 is a 'brood year' for Delaware, the 17 year brood cycle renews

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Revelation34
04/09/21 3:56:31 PM
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Lokarin posted...


For some reason I see Batman throwing a rock at you or something


I don't think I'm that mentally ill.
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CarefreeDude
04/09/21 5:57:08 PM
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I seek my future

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