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PikachuMaxwell
04/07/21 2:25:24 PM
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Your strategy for getting out alive?

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The Trent
04/07/21 2:26:29 PM
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life of pi the shit out of him

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monkmith
04/07/21 2:27:30 PM
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is it hungry? and was it raised by people?

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Xavier_On_High
04/07/21 2:27:32 PM
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PikachuMaxwell
04/07/21 2:29:22 PM
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monkmith posted...
is it hungry? and was it raised by people?

It probably is. Well, it was raised by zookeepers....

Xavier_On_High posted...
What else is in the room?

I guess some toys for the tiger?

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voldothegr8
04/07/21 2:31:31 PM
#6:


No strategy, I accept my fate and get mauled to death
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Xavier_On_High
04/07/21 2:32:56 PM
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Okay, I attempt to gouge its eyes out using whichever toy would be most effective, then hope I don't bleed out from the wounds I sustained whilst doing so.

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Trumble
04/07/21 2:33:36 PM
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Stare it down, back off slowly while keeping eye contact. If it's not hungry, this will probably mean I get out safe. If it is, well, I'm probably fucked, but if it attacks, the old "go for the eyes". If a toy's nearby I might try to use it to jam in the tiger's mouth too.

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lww99
04/07/21 2:36:56 PM
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The Trent posted...
life of pi the shit out of him

but the tiger never made it on the life raft

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
04/07/21 2:38:54 PM
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No sudden movements and try to keep eye contact with the Tiger as much as possible.

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SaltyWet
04/07/21 2:43:43 PM
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Ok, if it was raised by zookeepers there is a 99% chance I live.

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monkmith
04/07/21 2:45:04 PM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
It probably is. Well, it was raised by zookeepers....
well if its hungry then i get eaten, you cant fight off a tiger bare handed...

if it was raised by people then there's a better chance i can get to the door without setting off an attack. depends on the keepers i guess. some go for as hands off as possible, some treat their tigers like pets.

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Purple_Cheetah
04/07/21 2:53:46 PM
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Make love, not war.

I honestly have no idea. Bite it first to assert dominance.
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