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Dmess85
04/07/21 2:24:44 PM
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I found this video of a cook that cures his meat in butter.

https://youtu.be/suhyTlTi28A

Anyone have any good buttery stories?

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Mead
04/07/21 2:29:57 PM
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I am willing to eat that mans steak

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Far-Queue
04/13/21 7:45:06 AM
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Revelation34
04/17/21 1:24:03 AM
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Not enough butter.
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Mead
04/17/21 1:24:26 AM
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Glides butter back and forth forever

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JigsawTDC
04/17/21 1:28:15 AM
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One time when I was an acne ridden teenager I heard that pimples were your pours getting clogged with skin and fat debris and stuff, and I knew that butter was made of fat. I had a bunch of underdeveloped pimples on my forehead and I had the idea to rub a stick of butter all over my forehead to get them to develop quicker, thus I could pop them quicker and my face would be clear. It was a genius, fool-proof plan. Except in desire to hurry I was doing it right in front of the fridge when my uncle walked out and said "What the fuck are you doing?" He hasn't really talked to me since, and that's my butter story.
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Dmess85
04/18/21 9:59:32 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
One time when I was an acne ridden teenager I heard that pimples were your pours getting clogged with skin and fat debris and stuff, and I knew that butter was made of fat. I had a bunch of underdeveloped pimples on my forehead and I had the idea to rub a stick of butter all over my forehead to get them to develop quicker, thus I could pop them quicker and my face would be clear. It was a genius, fool-proof plan. Except in desire to hurry I was doing it right in front of the fridge when my uncle walked out and said "What the fuck are you doing?" He hasn't really talked to me since, and that's my butter story.

is this where the phrase Butterface originated?

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ReturnOfFa
04/18/21 10:05:49 PM
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trodi_911
04/18/21 10:24:43 PM
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I can't believe it IS butter.

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Ogurisama
04/18/21 10:25:27 PM
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