Poll of the Day > Suppose a malevolent genies forces you to make a wish...

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Lokarin
04/06/21 6:25:50 PM
#1:


They're gunna twist it into some sort of 'be careful what you wish for' scenario...

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so, what do you wish for in an attempt to defeat said genie (and gain like 500xp 'cuz genies are OP)

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Sarcasthma
04/06/21 6:29:38 PM
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I call the cops.

I dont have to put up with this shit.

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keyblader1985
04/06/21 6:29:49 PM
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Wish that I could go on with my life having never met him.

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KogaSteelfang
04/06/21 6:30:58 PM
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Wish that all actions, I'll intentioned or not, work out to my benefit.

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BlazeAndBlade
04/06/21 7:12:06 PM
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so like in the Wishmaster films?

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Final Fantasy2389
04/06/21 7:16:19 PM
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Genies by lore, almost always twist your wishes.

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helIy
04/06/21 7:25:22 PM
#7:


you get very specific and use a myriad of shapes in patterns as the method to ask the wish.

this is doing it in the way of the old and the genie is utterly incapable of doing anything aside from what you specifically told it.


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JigsawTDC
04/06/21 7:29:11 PM
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I would wish to become the concept of social media. The wish is so abstract that the benefits will be as unpredictable as the problems, but it should give me some leverage over reality.
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helIy
04/06/21 7:42:38 PM
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you're a concept now

that is your reality

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Zeus
04/06/21 7:44:40 PM
#10:


BlazeAndBlade posted...
so like in the Wishmaster films?

I wish so & so hadn't been drunk on such & such day!


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PunishedOni
04/06/21 7:47:13 PM
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i would wish to turn my arm into a gun and then id shoot the genie. easy

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FatBecky
04/07/21 4:01:05 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
i would wish to turn my arm into a gun and then id shoot the genie. easy
that wich is eternal, can never die.
But if its any consolation sweet PunishedOni, that hurt like hell.

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Mead
04/07/21 4:02:44 AM
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I wish for a fucked up wish that I will always regret

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Unbridled9
04/07/21 4:15:35 AM
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I wish for a turkey sandwich. Nothing special or the like, just a plain sandwich. Bread, mayo, mustard, and turkey. No zombie turkey or anything of the like. Just a plain, ordinary, turkey sandwich.

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Lokarin
04/07/21 4:18:48 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
I wish for a turkey sandwich. Nothing special or the like, just a plain sandwich. Bread, mayo, mustard, and turkey. No zombie turkey or anything of the like. Just a plain, ordinary, turkey sandwich.

the turkey is a little dry

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FatBecky
04/07/21 4:19:01 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
I wish for a turkey sandwich. Nothing special or the like, just a plain sandwich. Bread, mayo, mustard, and turkey. No zombie turkey or anything of the like. Just a plain, ordinary, turkey sandwich.
granted, but the turkey is dry

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Unbridled9
04/07/21 4:19:12 AM
#17:


Lokarin posted...
the turkey is a little dry

I LIKE it dry!

MWAHAHAHA! I WIN GEINI!

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Lokarin
04/07/21 4:19:50 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...
I LIKE it dry!

MWAHAHAHA! I WIN GEINI!

realtalk: me too, I love a nice dry turkey white meat - I wish there were, like, I could get a good turkey burger

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captpackrat
04/07/21 2:22:07 PM
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Traditionally jinn are neither innately good nor evil.

I think most of the "bad things" that come from wishing are more because of the individual's greed. If a person wishes for something they truly need or makes a wish that benefits others, it would more likely be free of consequences.

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JOExHIGASHI
04/07/21 2:54:37 PM
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I wish for world peace

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wwinterj25
04/07/21 2:56:25 PM
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I accept my fate.

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JigsawTDC
04/07/21 3:36:14 PM
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helIy posted...
you're a concept now

that is your reality

Well. That's exactly what I wished for, so I guess I've got no room to complain.
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Muscles
04/07/21 3:43:21 PM
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I wish my life goes exactly how I want it to at all times

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Revelation34
04/07/21 3:52:28 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
I wish for world peace


You are now the only person left on earth.

Guess what show that was from.
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Lokarin
04/07/21 3:55:38 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
You are now the only person left on earth.

Guess what show that was from.

wish for a nice coffee

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Nightwind
04/07/21 4:12:51 PM
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I tell the Djinn that I will do him a favour, and that he is obliged by it to be kind to me.

Then I wish that he be freed from the curse of the lamp, in his own home, to his full status for surviving the trial of confinement.

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Lokarin
04/07/21 4:13:58 PM
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Nightwind posted...
I tell the Djinn that I will do him a favour, and that he is obliged by it to be kind to me.

Then I wish that he be freed from the curse of the lamp, in his own home, to his full status for surviving the trial of confinement.

His kindness is in the form of Jim Carey from Cable Guy

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Veedrock-
04/07/21 6:20:12 PM
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Muscles posted...
I wish my life goes exactly how I want it to at all times
That means you have to be conscious of how you want things to be all the time. You'll be dead in a day.

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NeoSioType
04/07/21 6:35:09 PM
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I'll consult with my lawyer genie but he's probably conspiring with the evil genie.
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SunWuKung420
04/07/21 7:34:33 PM
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I'd wish for him to go away. I don't need wishes, I'm living my dreams already.

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captpackrat
04/07/21 7:38:52 PM
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Nightwind posted...
I tell the Djinn that I will do him a favour, and that he is obliged by it to be kind to me.

Then I wish that he be freed from the curse of the lamp, in his own home, to his full status for surviving the trial of confinement.
If I learned anything from Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers, it's that if you wish the genie free of the lamp, you have to take his place.

https://youtu.be/gLN_T-DqI0U?t=441

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Metalsonic66
04/07/21 8:40:00 PM
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Disney can't keep their shit straight

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HornedLion
04/07/21 8:47:40 PM
#33:


BlazeAndBlade posted...
so like in the Wishmaster films?

I wish my lawyer would go fuck himself!

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