Current Events > Why are topics discussing suspended and banned members allowed?

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I don't understand why the mods here allow topics saying "X" person was suspended or banned. Then others can bash that person after the fact, when they can't respond, let alone see it.

Not saying the punishment wasn't deserved or warranted, but I don't really see the point of it other than to serve as a some sort of weird gratification. CE has some of the most hypersensitive, gossipy, toxic, petty people from observation of coming here more frequently lately.

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Every time drunkmuggle is suspended, I feel sick to my stomach.

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of drunkmuggle's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

drunkmuggle was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent drunkmuggle link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, drunkmuggle did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss drunkmuggle and I think the mods should reconsider his suspension.

tl;dr - free drunkmuggle

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^Probably one of my favourite copy pastas in CE history.

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Because you touch yourself at night.

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Agreed.

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It's important for us as a community to know when one of our fellow posters has been silenced, and we will be without their knowledge and input for days, or even weeks. We value every user on CE and it's imperative that we are aware of their account status.

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Because the mods are inconsistent and will allow some forms of harassment and not others

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If the TOU matters it seems like trolling. But lots of things are trolling that dont get modded.

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Squall28 posted...

Agreed.

David1988 posted...

Because the mods are inconsistent and will allow some forms of harassment and not others

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Would this happen if the Banned User List still existed?

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Cpt_Pineapple posted...

#freetheknees

Haven't heard this in a while.

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TC has started following me, CREEPY