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SrRd_RacinG
04/04/21 8:22:29 PM
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Assuming you're a man.

What does that now make you?

Let's say you routinely ask for it multiple times per week.

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CanuckCowboy
04/04/21 8:23:45 PM
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A man.

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DrizztLink
04/04/21 8:24:13 PM
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coh
04/04/21 8:24:17 PM
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A beta
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YoungMan
04/04/21 8:24:21 PM
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Who?
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Gwynevere
04/04/21 8:26:41 PM
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Your orientation stays intact

People's hangups with stuff like getting pegged making you gay is fucking weird

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SSJGrimReaper
04/04/21 8:26:42 PM
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gunplagirl
04/04/21 8:29:58 PM
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This is literally the story behind Every Morning by Sugar Ray.

Getting pegged is manly. The only thing more manly than that is cross-dressing as a girl, because it's something that only men are capable of doing. If you do both at once, by god, you're the fucking pinnacle of masculinity.

No, I'm not being sarcastic. Get pegged. Have your butt g-spot hit. Enjoy the best orgasms of your life. It probably reduces the risk of prostate issues anyways since you're actually giving it some exercise.

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Garioshi
04/04/21 8:31:14 PM
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Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

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EmilyWillis
04/04/21 8:34:06 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
This is literally the story behind Every Morning by Sugar Ray.

Getting pegged is manly. The only thing more manly than that is cross-dressing as a girl, because it's something that only men are capable of doing. If you do both at once, by god, you're the fucking pinnacle of masculinity.

No, I'm not being sarcastic. Get pegged. Have your butt g-spot hit. Enjoy the best orgasms of your life. It probably reduces the risk of prostate issues anyways since you're actually giving it some exercise.
reposting for truth

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The_Creep_2020
04/04/21 8:36:04 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
What the hell?
What the hell.

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Dakimakura
04/04/21 8:36:37 PM
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Why does accepting pain have to be the manly thing. Why can't eating cookies be the manly thing.

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StarDestroyer
04/04/21 8:37:01 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

lmao
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gunplagirl
04/04/21 8:38:00 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
What the hell?
What the hell.
Spoken like somebody who never will get a Nintendo switch and BOTW from anyone.

Dakimakura posted...
Why does accepting pain have to be the manly thing. Why can't eating cookies be the manly thing.
Who do you think bakes the cookies? That's right. Bakers.

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DarthDemented
04/04/21 8:40:43 PM
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Nothing. Nothing happens to it

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ZeroX91
04/04/21 8:45:05 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
It probably reduces the risk of prostate issues anyways since you're actually giving it some exercise.
Or you know just do kegels

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KeeperOfShadows
04/04/21 8:59:39 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Assuming you're a man.

What does that now make you?

Let's say you routinely ask for it multiple times per week.

It makes you someone who likes anal.

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Duncanwii
04/04/21 9:02:22 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...


Infidelity isnt funny.
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SSJGrimReaper
04/04/21 9:20:52 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Infidelity isnt funny.
Eh he seems happy with it

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Duncanwii
04/04/21 9:23:38 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Eh he seems happy with it

The Wife's Boyfriend meme is bad because families have been destroyed by cheating on both ends. By making it into a joke you trivialize the thing that is the biggest cause for divorce in this country.
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ManaYuka
04/04/21 9:30:48 PM
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It's not a question of orientation, rather it's position. Your now a versatile, rather than a Top(masculine) or if you give up topping altogether, you'll be a bottom(feminine).

Gay and straight are modern terms, but top and bottom are how to people have defined sexuality for thousands of years.

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Shadowplay
04/04/21 10:07:03 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Eh he seems happy with it
It's not even real.

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philsov
04/04/21 10:09:54 PM
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If you like chicks and you have sex with chicks, and you're a dude -- you're straight.

Receptive oral sex is gender neutral (ie, both genders can do it), but no one seems to question their sexuality when a woman goes down on them. Thanks to sex toys, receptive anal sex is also gender neutral.

ManaYuka posted...
a Top(masculine) or if you give up topping altogether, you'll be a bottom(feminine).


This is incorrect. A power bottom is the more active (and masc, by your definition), for example.
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Crescente
04/04/21 10:14:39 PM
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God gave men a prostate and nerve endings on the ass for a reason. (Make that two reason :P)
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SrRd_RacinG
04/05/21 1:39:12 PM
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The23rdMagus
04/05/21 1:42:32 PM
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Doesn't change a bit. Why are people so insecure?

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Turbam
04/05/21 1:43:52 PM
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Depends.
If you have a flaccid weiner, flopping around each time she thrusts then you are a beta male.
If you have a rock hard dong, that barely even moves because it's that stiff then you are a giga Chad.

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Kitt
04/05/21 1:45:38 PM
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It doesn't change anything. A kink is a kink. People like what they like.

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teep_
04/05/21 1:51:06 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

QFT
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Jiek_Fafn
04/05/21 1:56:19 PM
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It gives you sexual amnesia like how a bump on the noggin gives you regular amnesia. Also, just like regular amnesia, if you want your sexual memory back just get another thrust. It's why most couples end their session in an even number of strokes.

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FortuneCookie
04/05/21 2:11:51 PM
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What becomes of your orientation if you're dating a witch and she penetrates you after magically swapping genitals?
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cjsdowg
04/05/21 2:13:35 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

That is such a mean picture, guy are attack for showing joy. This why we kill ourselves at such high rates.

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Spidey5
04/05/21 2:13:42 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
What becomes of your orientation if you're dating a witch and she penetrates you after magically swapping genitals?

That's my fetish
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SrRd_RacinG
04/07/21 12:02:25 AM
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Wii_Shaker
04/07/21 12:05:46 AM
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Where can I find a woman like that?

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wackyteen
04/07/21 12:06:02 AM
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I remember the time I got a 90 day suspension for making a topic about pegging.

That was only a decade ago

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awesome999
04/08/21 9:14:11 PM
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You grow a rainbow flag tattoo on your body overnight
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ultimate reaver
04/08/21 9:23:20 PM
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you can be anything you want to be
just turn yourself into anything you think you can ever be

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