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LightningAce11
04/01/21 5:39:27 PM
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Is what I thought his name was.

How do you get Ted from Rafael anyway?

He should have called himself Rafe or something.
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ScazarMeltex
04/01/21 5:42:37 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Is what I thought his name was.

How do you get Ted from Rafael anyway?

He should have called himself Rafe or something.
It's to downplay his cuban heritage. He's a republican, so he has to pander to white racists who might not vote for a guy named Rafael Cruz.

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jpenny2
04/01/21 5:46:26 PM
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Should have changed it to Ted Cruise.

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Woodger
04/01/21 5:50:55 PM
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Rafael Cruz is too cool a name for a person so uncool.
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Antifar
04/01/21 5:51:48 PM
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His middle name is Theodore

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What_
04/01/21 5:52:53 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
It's to downplay his cuban heritage. He's a republican, so he has to pander to white racists who might not vote for a guy named Rafael Cruz.
Youre not wrong
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/01/21 5:52:59 PM
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He goes by Ted to downplay his heritage.

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Jiek_Fafn
04/01/21 5:54:11 PM
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Theodore "my daughters made me do it" Cruz

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EbonTitanium
04/01/21 5:59:23 PM
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His middle name is Edward and Ed rhymes with Ted.

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SPE
04/01/21 6:00:54 PM
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Antifar posted...
His middle name is Theodore

its actually Teodoro

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Kuuko
04/01/21 6:04:18 PM
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kinda like how Nikki Haley's full name is Nimrata Nikki Haley. You need to curate yourself to your audience a little bit to run as a Republican.

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SPE
04/01/21 6:05:08 PM
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Kuuko posted...
kinda like how Nikki Haley's full name is Nimrata Nikki Haley. You need to curate yourself to your audience a little bit to run as a Republican.

bobby jindal is actually priyush jindal too

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