Current Events > ITT: Post here and I'll predict how you'll lose your job.

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Darkraiomb
03/31/21 8:35:40 PM
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Disclaimer: any correlation to yourself, whether it be personality, health, etc, is entirely coincidental as I barely know jack about you guys.

Also, if you could please post your job, if not dream job, that should help with my predictions.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/31/21 8:36:10 PM
#2:


Hit me.

I work in IT.

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Nukazie
03/31/21 8:37:12 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
Ok


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Darkraiomb
03/31/21 8:42:16 PM
#6:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hit me.

I work in IT.

You will be framed for sexual harassment by a duck.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Your boss will be replaced by a dog, who fires you for not saying "good boy".

Nukazie posted...
Ok
You will be fired when your boss sees your internet history.

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Strider102
03/31/21 8:42:34 PM
#7:


I am interested.

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Duncanwii
03/31/21 8:42:37 PM
#8:


Hit me.
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/31/21 8:43:29 PM
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By a duck? What the fuck kinda bullshit is that?

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Darkraiomb
03/31/21 8:53:43 PM
#10:


Strider102 posted...
I am interested.
You'll be fired for giving the Krabby Patty secret formula to Plankton.

Duncanwii posted...
Hit me.
Your boss, for whatever reason, thinks you're part of Team Rocket, so he fires you and calls the police.

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Darkraiomb
03/31/21 8:53:56 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
By a duck? What the fuck kinda bullshit is that?
Hey, you asked.

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Strider102
03/31/21 8:55:19 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
You'll be fired for giving the Krabby Patty secret formula to Plankton.

Hmmm, I accept this.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/31/21 8:55:22 PM
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I figured you'd have some kind of creativity involved with this. What a let down.

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Darkraiomb
03/31/21 9:55:33 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I figured you'd have some kind of creativity involved with this. What a let down.
If you have a better example, by all means say it.

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Gurifisu
03/31/21 9:56:39 PM
#15:


Please tell me what I need to do to obtain this freedom?

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cadcrafter
03/31/21 9:58:44 PM
#16:


Goodwill sorter/donation greeter

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YugiNoob
03/31/21 9:58:56 PM
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They cut two of the three other positions, forcing me to take the supervisor role. Since Im the only one left, they NEED me :3

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