Current Events > most cultures of the world: ''we have a god of the wind, earth, sea, moon, etc.'

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TheBlueMonk_
03/30/21 12:45:04 AM
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Abrahamic religions: "well we have one god."
"Oh?"
Abrahamic religions: "and he's kind of an asshole."
"Oh..."
Abrahamic religions: "you can worship him too, but there's a catch. you have to hate gay people"
"Well sign us up!"


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nfearurspecimn
03/30/21 12:46:33 AM
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Well sign us up!

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SevenTenths
03/30/21 12:46:41 AM
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Imagine if GameFAQs actually banned trolls. Stick to being racist about Korean women.

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YoungMan
03/30/21 12:48:02 AM
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dude name one fucking culture with a god of etc.
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TheBlueMonk_
03/30/21 12:49:18 AM
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YoungMan posted...
dude name one fucking culture with a god of etc.
im sure japan has one if i looked hard enough

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AldousIsDead
03/30/21 12:52:22 AM
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Keep in mind that the Abrahamic God is a condensation of various aspects of the canaanite pantheon and his worship is not truly monotheistic, but rather henotheistic. God says that he is greater than all the other gods, monotheism as a concept comes much later and is kind of dubious anyway depending on how your particular delusion handles things like angels, saints, or adversarial entities.

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Trumble
03/30/21 12:53:47 AM
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YoungMan posted...
dude name one fucking culture with a god of etc.
Most Polynesian cultures.

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WingsOfGood
03/30/21 1:07:33 AM
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Tc hadn't met Zeus who would literally rape you.
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Returning_CEmen
03/30/21 1:19:15 AM
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The Aztec god of death and rebirth is pretty gnarly.
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WingsOfGood
03/30/21 1:23:40 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
The Aztec god of death and rebirth is pretty gnarly.

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