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teep_
03/28/21 1:27:23 PM
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heya! i am a depressed anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...

under 48 please, i am 53 and i have trouble finding foids that are shorter than me

look like youre from an anime please, i dont date ugly fat women. if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my PMs please.

must be hourglass body shaped. if you are apple shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies.

must have an IQ of under 70. i dont want a foid that can think for herself, its not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she cant get a sex toy because its cheating.

finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because thats breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.

hopefully i get some PMs, my standards really arent that high. if you believe im sexist or an incel you will immediately be blocked.
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CommonJoe
03/28/21 1:28:33 PM
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I shouldnt be approaching 30 and preparing for life as a climate refugee.
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Vyrulisse
03/28/21 1:29:27 PM
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Gomenasai, my name is Vy-Sama.
Im a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!

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Choco
03/28/21 1:33:15 PM
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Did you mean: heya! i am a depressed anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...under 48 please, i am 53 and i have trouble finding foods that are shorter than me look like youre from an anime please, i dont date ugly fat women. if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my PMs please.must be hourglass body shaped. if you are apple shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies.must have an IQ of under 70. i dont want a foid that can think for herself, its not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she cant get a sex toy because its cheating.finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because thats breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.hopefully i get some PMs, my standards really arent that high. if you believe im sexist or an incel you will immediately be blocked.

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teep_
03/28/21 1:46:05 PM
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Irony
03/28/21 1:46:52 PM
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Who posted

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CosmicShadows
03/28/21 1:53:05 PM
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Jesus someone is bored af.
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teep_
03/28/21 2:20:43 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Jesus someone is bored af.

true but irrelevant
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Machete
03/28/21 2:28:27 PM
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foid? I have not seen this term before.
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