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TheBlueMonk_
03/27/21 8:53:48 PM
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i went to target to buy some stuff when i stopped by the outdoor section. i found some flower seeds for like 2 bucks i thought would be great in my garden. so i put them in my cart, the section thats a seat for kids you can fold in and out.

well when i went to go check out, i forgot i put it there, since its a tiny seed packet and didn't really stand out. i didn't notice until i got back to the car

am i going to jail?

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Turbam
03/27/21 8:54:43 PM
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I've screencapped this thread and sent it directly to president Obama.
Enjoy a lifetime in prison


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TheBlueMonk_
03/27/21 8:55:02 PM
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Turbam posted...
I've screencapped this thread and sent it directly to president Obama.
Enjoy a lifetime in prison
shit shit

oh god oh fuck

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sabin017
03/27/21 8:55:21 PM
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TheBlueMonk_ posted...
am i going to jail?
Well this topic's a confession.

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DirkDiggles
03/27/21 8:56:01 PM
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*contacts local authorities*

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iPhone_7
03/27/21 8:56:10 PM
#6:


The police are on the way

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nfearurspecimn
03/27/21 8:56:13 PM
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Looks like you're gonna need a lawyer. I happen to be a very good lawyer. I've beaten most of the mainline Ace Attorney games.

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creativeme
03/27/21 8:56:36 PM
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fbi on the way
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EnvoyOfTheLight
03/27/21 8:58:10 PM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Target is super creepy about tracking and will let you run up to shoplifting a felony amount before they press charges
Have fun in jail scum

I mean

don't shoplift then

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yunalenne10
03/27/21 8:59:28 PM
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Huh, well then...

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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/27/21 9:00:26 PM
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criminal SCUM

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KnightofShikari
03/27/21 9:01:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4PX36Uyz6I

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Heartomaton
03/27/21 9:01:34 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/Igtkg1o.gifv

Here they come.

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TheBlueMonk_
03/27/21 9:02:03 PM
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oh shit i hear sirens

i can't go to jail!!!

I GOTTA HIDE

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DirkDiggles
03/27/21 9:02:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

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CouldBeAnAlt
03/27/21 9:03:47 PM
#18:


Stop! You've violated the law!

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DirkDiggles
03/27/21 9:12:32 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk5R8vz2C0E

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Touch
03/27/21 9:18:11 PM
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It was nice knowing you tc

I hope your butthole is nice and stretched already

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