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deupd_u 03/27/21 5:05:14 PM #1:	I asked everyone, they all said no. They said my jokes aren't funny, and I smell like hot gabage. They said I'm a lame-o, and people come from all around the world to point and laugh at me during the lame-o parade. They said every woman I've ever slept with probably turned to drugs to cope with my atrocity committing penis. They called me "El Diablo" and aggressively strummed flamenco guitars at me. They gave me a stack of expired coupons. They gave me vanilla ice cream and told me it was cookie dough, but there was no cookie dough. They held me down and branded the words "deupd_u of gamefacks.gamespot.biz" on my forehead, and called me a knucklehead. They passionately kissed me, then slapped my nuts. They gave me a pringles can full of fake snakes, then slapped my nuts. They said I have slappable nuts, then slapped my nuts.They said I had worms, then gave me worms, and slapped my nuts. They said knowing me is like having to take a shit, and there is no where to shit, but they're desperate for a shit. Why does this keep happening? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:952181372] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>I asked everyone, they all said no. They said my jokes aren't funny, and I smell like hot gabage. They said I'm a lame-o, and people come from all around the world to point and laugh at me during the lame-o parade. They said every woman I've ever slept with probably turned to drugs to cope with my atrocity committing penis. They called me "El Diablo" and aggressively strummed flamenco guitars at me. They gave me a stack of expired coupons. They gave me vanilla ice cream and told me it was cookie dough, but there was no cookie dough. They held me down and branded the words "deupd_u of gamefacks.gamespot.biz" on my forehead, and called me a knucklehead. They passionately kissed me, then slapped my nuts. They gave me a pringles can full of fake snakes, then slapped my nuts. They said I have slappable nuts, then slapped my nuts.They said I had worms, then gave me worms, and slapped my nuts. They said knowing me is like having to take a shit, and there is no where to shit, but they're desperate for a shit. Why does this keep happening? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 03/27/21 5:06:32 PM #2:	They're absolutely right. slaps nutella --- Surrender yourself to the darkness. A hero's rightful place is underneath my boot, stomped flat like the insignificant worms they are. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:952181411] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>They're absolutely right. slaps nutella </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 03/27/21 5:06:49 PM #3:	how do hollowed out watermelons turn to drugs --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:952181426] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>how do hollowed out watermelons turn to drugs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTilly 03/27/21 5:08:43 PM #5:	spits on tc leaves --- WittleJimmyJimmyjumper <cite>JTilly posted [p:952181482] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>spits on tc leaves </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/27/21 5:09:23 PM #6:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UnYaW29Jqk --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:952181497] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UnYaW29Jqk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 03/27/21 5:09:58 PM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqt4yBWkLI8 --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:952181514] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqt4yBWkLI8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 03/28/21 8:31:46 PM #8:	It happened again just now. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:952221944] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>It happened again just now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 03/28/21 8:32:40 PM #9:	Tldr tc too garbo lololol --- Common sense baked a funk cookie - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:952221970] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>Tldr tc too garbo lololol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 03/28/21 8:33:18 PM #10:	hands you 1 shiny new attention --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:952221991] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>hands you 1 shiny new attention </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeroX91 03/28/21 8:33:46 PM #11:	Hey me too....wanna be friends? --- If the universe is so big why wont it fight me? <cite>ZeroX91 posted [p:952222004] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>Hey me too....wanna be friends? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 03/28/21 8:35:13 PM #12:	Machete posted... hands you 1 shiny new attention braces nuts --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:952222050] in No one lik... [t:79372342]...</cite> <quote>Machete posted... </cite> <quote>hands you 1 shiny new attention</quote>braces nuts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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