Current Events > Scenario: Jesus comes down from heaven and say "Doing great, but..."

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Jesus finally comes down in a spectacular fashion right in NYC. He turns water into wine and all that other crazy god shit. He is so convincingly and obviously Jesus Christ that every atheist in the world concedes that there is a god, and Christians have won.

After doing all his God tricks and proving Christianity right, he wants to say one last thing before he goes back up to heaven:

"Hey Christians, you guys are doing everything perfect. Like just keep doing what you are doing and you are guaranteed a spot in heaven! Oh uh...but little thing. The age of consent is 10 years old. That's just how it is. The guys up in heaven are sticklers for that kind of thing, so just make sure that gets done, so yeah anyway peace!"

What does humanity do? Do Christians just go against their morales for that spot in heaven? Do we all renounce Christianity, essentially starting a war with a God that we now know definitely exists?

What would YOU do?

I'd click topic list

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Spit in his face for all the wrongs he's done and will continue to put his people through.

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Laugh as Republicans flip out about a small arabic man claiming to be Jesus

You think people from Texas will accept a Jesus that isn't a tall white guy?

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Catholic priests be like

https://imgur.com/GWAun8A

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so uh what about the pandemic Jeebus?

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This topic sucks.

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We just kill his ass again, then ignore his desire to have people be pedophiles and child molesters.

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